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Offline odeon

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Re: Pastafarianism is a dangerous, fanatical religion
« Reply #90 on: October 10, 2006, 04:48:52 PM »
I'll use a hair stroke from now on, OK? :P I can whisker nice things in yer year if you're upset, too. Or just shave off the puns if it is too much.
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Re: Pastafarianism is a dangerous, fanatical religion
« Reply #91 on: October 10, 2006, 04:50:30 PM »
/releases safety catch...

/takes aim...

care to shut up now?
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Re: Pastafarianism is a dangerous, fanatical religion
« Reply #92 on: October 10, 2006, 04:54:37 PM »
You try to wig me? :o
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Re: Pastafarianism is a dangerous, fanatical religion
« Reply #93 on: October 10, 2006, 04:56:10 PM »
no, i'm going to give you a brazilian.

with very hot wax.

and pulling it off verrrrrrrrrrrry slooooooooooooowly.

any last requests?
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Re: Pastafarianism is a dangerous, fanatical religion
« Reply #94 on: October 10, 2006, 05:37:09 PM »
Quote from: Lucifer on October 10, 2006, 04:31:46 PM
sorry - i was a little distracted.  trying to work out how to widen my rectum enough for the missile frenzy.


PMSL  :laugh: :clap: +1
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Re: Pastafarianism is a dangerous, fanatical religion
« Reply #95 on: October 10, 2006, 05:44:39 PM »
Quote from: Lucifer on October 09, 2006, 11:52:50 PM
my god is a Goddess, AND a god.  quite a few of each, in fact.

i win!  :P

Your god is ambiguous, it is made of both cunt and cock.
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Re: Pastafarianism is a dangerous, fanatical religion
« Reply #96 on: October 10, 2006, 07:17:24 PM »
Can I (or one of the other admins) please out this fuckin' troll now? I'm dying too...:LOL:
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Re: Pastafarianism is a dangerous, fanatical religion
« Reply #97 on: October 10, 2006, 08:31:56 PM »
and which "fuckin' troll" might that be eh ?
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Re: Pastafarianism is a dangerous, fanatical religion
« Reply #98 on: October 11, 2006, 02:09:26 AM »
Quote from: Lucifer on October 10, 2006, 04:56:10 PM
no, i'm going to give you a brazilian.

with very hot wax.

and pulling it off verrrrrrrrrrrry slooooooooooooowly.

any last requests?

Another line of puns? :P
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Re: Pastafarianism is a dangerous, fanatical religion
« Reply #99 on: October 11, 2006, 02:39:37 AM »
Quote from: QuirkyCarla on October 10, 2006, 07:17:24 PM
Can I (or one of the other admins) please out this fuckin' troll now? I'm dying too...:LOL:

Sorry QC, you know you can't :police:
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Re: Pastafarianism is a dangerous, fanatical religion
« Reply #100 on: October 11, 2006, 02:41:50 AM »
Quote from: Nomaken on October 10, 2006, 05:44:39 PM
Quote from: Lucifer on October 09, 2006, 11:52:50 PM
my god is a Goddess, AND a god.  quite a few of each, in fact.

i win!  :P

Your god is ambiguous, it is made of both cunt and cock.

er, no - the whole point is goddess AND god.  separately, not hermaphrodite.

you see, that's why there's an -ess on the end of god.

 ::)

Quote from: odeon on October 11, 2006, 02:09:26 AM
Another line of puns? :P

don't push it, soon-to-be-baldy boy.


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Quote from: QuirkyCarla on October 10, 2006, 07:17:24 PM
Can I (or one of the other admins) please out this fuckin' troll now? I'm dying too...:LOL:

Sorry QC, you know you can't :police:

why not?  :P

i demand my rights as a...

erm...

my rights as a something or other! 

hmmm.  that sounds a bit pathetic...

um...

oh yes - my rights as an incurably nosy person!
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Re: Pastafarianism is a dangerous, fanatical religion
« Reply #101 on: October 11, 2006, 02:47:28 AM »
It's the price of freedom. The troll gets to open its mouth, and we get to flame it back to the abyss. I'd say it's a fair trade. :flamer:
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Re: Pastafarianism is a dangerous, fanatical religion
« Reply #102 on: October 11, 2006, 03:33:17 AM »
Quote from: QuirkyCarla on October 10, 2006, 07:17:24 PM
Can I (or one of the other admins) please out this fuckin' troll now? I'm dying too...:LOL:

WATCH IT MATE!

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Re: Pastafarianism is a dangerous, fanatical religion
« Reply #103 on: October 11, 2006, 12:48:33 PM »
I am not saying it is a hermaphrodite, i'm saying it is ambiguous, meaning it is unclear if it is male or female, or that it appears to be both male and female.
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Re: Pastafarianism is a dangerous, fanatical religion
« Reply #104 on: October 11, 2006, 02:26:01 PM »
ah.  well it wasn't an "it" at all.  it's a "they".  "my god is a goddess" is clever humour (it is, take my word for it).

nomaken did an AS thing!

nomaken did an AS thing!

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