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Re: Pastafarianism is a dangerous, fanatical religion
« Reply #15 on: October 08, 2006, 02:54:49 PM »
What makes it so expensive?

no idea.  i made it up.  and mine's the most fun too, mcj.  so you're wrong.

I like the sexy part, though. Is there a holy book with pics?
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Re: Pastafarianism is a dangerous, fanatical religion
« Reply #16 on: October 08, 2006, 02:55:18 PM »
no.  we do it all by braille.

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Re: Pastafarianism is a dangerous, fanatical religion
« Reply #17 on: October 08, 2006, 02:56:10 PM »
MY religion is the best.

My religion is the EASIEST.

My religion is the most fun.

My religion is not your religion.

Lucifer and I share a religion.
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Re: Pastafarianism is a dangerous, fanatical religion
« Reply #18 on: October 08, 2006, 02:57:28 PM »
oh aye?

(did that sound sceptical/sardonic enough?)

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Re: Pastafarianism is a dangerous, fanatical religion
« Reply #19 on: October 08, 2006, 02:57:38 PM »
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."

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Re: Pastafarianism is a dangerous, fanatical religion
« Reply #20 on: October 08, 2006, 02:59:01 PM »
I am the world's only follower of Divine Fluffinessism!

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Re: Pastafarianism is a dangerous, fanatical religion
« Reply #23 on: October 08, 2006, 03:46:05 PM »
My religion DOESN'T HATE.

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Re: Pastafarianism is a dangerous, fanatical religion
« Reply #24 on: October 08, 2006, 03:52:27 PM »
My religion DOESN'T HATE.

My religion hates religions that hate other religions.

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Re: Pastafarianism is a dangerous, fanatical religion
« Reply #25 on: October 08, 2006, 04:03:48 PM »
can people please make it against their religion to post in very big writing?  my head is beginning to hurt.

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Re: Pastafarianism is a dangerous, fanatical religion
« Reply #26 on: October 08, 2006, 04:06:17 PM »
but it's so fun and ominous  >:D

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Re: Pastafarianism is a dangerous, fanatical religion
« Reply #27 on: October 08, 2006, 04:24:00 PM »
IF YOU DON'T CONVERT TO THE WORDS OF MY JESUS CHRIST, YOU WILL BE GASSED AND TORTURED IN HELL FOR ETERNITY.

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Re: Pastafarianism is a dangerous, fanatical religion
« Reply #28 on: October 08, 2006, 04:26:46 PM »
Okay. How do I sign up Crusader? Are you going to take me under your wing?

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Re: Pastafarianism is a dangerous, fanatical religion
« Reply #29 on: October 08, 2006, 04:41:49 PM »
You know, you should start a religion just for trolls crusader.... ;)

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