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Re: Pastafarianism is a dangerous, fanatical religion
« Reply #45 on: October 09, 2006, 07:53:34 AM »
Quote from: Fluffalizer on October 09, 2006, 07:43:32 AM
Such a silly crusader. He and his christ are no match for the glorious, fluffalicious power of The Holy Broken Chair of Fluffiness! Not even the Attack of The 500-foot Jesus could scratch its fluff-covered, divine surface.

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Re: Pastafarianism is a dangerous, fanatical religion
« Reply #46 on: October 09, 2006, 08:23:47 AM »
I bet we're going to find out that Crusader is one of the more popular and coherent posters.
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it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
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I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
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Re: Pastafarianism is a dangerous, fanatical religion
« Reply #47 on: October 09, 2006, 11:31:36 AM »
Nope...
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Re: Pastafarianism is a dangerous, fanatical religion
« Reply #48 on: October 09, 2006, 12:42:53 PM »
Quote from: QuirkyCarla on October 09, 2006, 11:31:36 AM
Nope...

Or at the very least one of the more prolific.
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Quote from: odeon on April 30, 2010, 01:35:57 AM
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
Quote from: Lit on November 02, 2013, 10:24:49 AM
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
Quote from: ProfessorFarnsworth on September 23, 2012, 01:16:21 AM
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Pastafarianism is a dangerous, fanatical religion
« Reply #49 on: October 09, 2006, 02:15:55 PM »
Nope.  :P
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Re: Pastafarianism is a dangerous, fanatical religion
« Reply #50 on: October 09, 2006, 02:24:47 PM »
My god has a bigger dick than your god.
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Re: Pastafarianism is a dangerous, fanatical religion
« Reply #51 on: October 09, 2006, 02:26:41 PM »
My god can beat your god. :laugh:
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Re: Pastafarianism is a dangerous, fanatical religion
« Reply #52 on: October 09, 2006, 02:31:52 PM »
Quote from: QuirkyCarla on October 09, 2006, 02:15:55 PM
Nope.  :P

i'm dithering as to whether i care enough to want to know who it is...

yes, i do, merely because i want to know everything, mostly.
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Re: Pastafarianism is a dangerous, fanatical religion
« Reply #53 on: October 09, 2006, 02:35:57 PM »
My god can beat your god to death with his bigger dick.  :laugh:
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Re: Pastafarianism is a dangerous, fanatical religion
« Reply #54 on: October 09, 2006, 03:08:43 PM »
My god would bitch-slap your god if he showed his dick.
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Re: Pastafarianism is a dangerous, fanatical religion
« Reply #55 on: October 09, 2006, 05:09:03 PM »
Your god upon seeing my gods dick, would bitch slap himself with his own dick.

This conversation is getting stranger and stranger. :D
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Re: Pastafarianism is a dangerous, fanatical religion
« Reply #56 on: October 09, 2006, 06:38:08 PM »
my god is your god's pimp-daddy.
your god is the ho!
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Re: Pastafarianism is a dangerous, fanatical religion
« Reply #57 on: October 09, 2006, 06:41:01 PM »
Your god pays my god to suck my gods dick.
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Re: Pastafarianism is a dangerous, fanatical religion
« Reply #58 on: October 09, 2006, 06:48:07 PM »
So your god gets paid to suck his own dick?
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Re: Pastafarianism is a dangerous, fanatical religion
« Reply #59 on: October 09, 2006, 07:01:31 PM »
He does that too, but in this case my god is so much more uber than odeon's god, that odeon's god pays my god to get the priveledge of sucking my god's cock.
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