Ach we had Jehovahs at the door the other day and let me tell you, they were damn lucky i didnt answer the door, and my mum did instead. They have a new angle and "material" which is aimed at people with stress, emotional probs, mental/psychological conditions and the like, it was rather nasty indeed and some of their bullshit seemed as if they were slightly influenced by the scientology nonsense regarding anti-psychotic medication and anti-depressants etc, apparently you dont need it because if you seek refuge in their faith, Jehova will sheild you from stress etc etc, only those who are non-believers are afflicted with stress blablabla. Thankfully mother finally did the listen im not into that way of thinking, people and faiths like yours are enough to make anyone become an atheist, but have a nice day and then shut the door.
I was in bed in that half awake yet half asleep stasis (as in you can hear and you've got replies etc and your like ok im getting up and gonna fulfill this task but you realise your not properly awake, your trying to will yourself to get up but it doesnt happen, your like ok im getting up, nope, yep im getting up now but you just end up falling asleep again) by the time i finally got myself up they had left, i was sort of disappointed i wasnt up properly when they came to the door, i could have had so much fun with those morons.
They dont normally come around our way (since the people around here arent slow complaining about canvassers at the doors etc) i was rather surprised when i heard them at the door sprouting their bull.
If i had a choice, i'd sooner have jesus help me on my irritible bowel syndrome.
LOL +1 for you dear Nomaken.
