A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
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Quote from: odeon on October 08, 2006, 03:05:05 PMI don't have any really bizarre porn. Sorry. what kind of porn do you have?
I don't have any really bizarre porn. Sorry.
The unbizarre kind.
Quote from: odeon on October 08, 2006, 03:16:35 PMThe unbizarre kind.oh well - too late...
me.i like naked gay men holding doors open for strangers porn.
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.
woss your definition of points, then? broken facial bones?bet be sure he's gay, if you're going to blow in his ear, i'd say. although that's a bit much, even if he is - unsolicited stuff like that would make me lash out, verbally, most likely...(...but it has been said - frequently - that people would rather have a slap than a gobful from me).
I hold doors open all the time for both guys and girls.