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Childbirth
« on: October 24, 2010, 04:51:39 PM »
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Re: Childbirth
« Reply #1 on: October 24, 2010, 04:54:15 PM »
 :lol: :plus:
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Re: Childbirth
« Reply #2 on: October 24, 2010, 04:55:37 PM »
Oh my God

Words cannot describe....

it is burnt in to my fucking brain.

Oh sweet jesus :moomin: :moomin: :moomin:

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Re: Childbirth
« Reply #3 on: October 24, 2010, 05:16:14 PM »
And right before dinnertime too! Good thing I have a strong stomach.


On the other hand, if babies were that small, childbirth would be a lark!  :2thumbsup:
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Re: Childbirth
« Reply #4 on: October 24, 2010, 05:18:57 PM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on October 24, 2010, 05:16:14 PM
And right before dinnertime too! Good thing I have a strong stomach.


On the other hand, if babies were that small, childbirth would be a lark!  :2thumbsup:

Oh yes :plus: in fact, we would probably be able to culture children in a petri dish :zoinks:

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Re: Childbirth
« Reply #5 on: October 24, 2010, 05:45:10 PM »
I half expected it to say 'great to be back or what? You know, the weather in LA is terrible this time of year.......'  :lol:
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Re: Childbirth
« Reply #6 on: October 24, 2010, 05:51:31 PM »
OMG. I fear my kids will wake and come down to check on me. I am laughing so hard.

 :plus: to you Soph.
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Re: Childbirth
« Reply #7 on: October 24, 2010, 06:00:30 PM »
Is the baby proportionate to the size of the penis used in coitus?
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Re: Childbirth
« Reply #8 on: October 24, 2010, 06:01:42 PM »
Quote from: Weakling on October 24, 2010, 06:00:30 PM
Is the baby proportionate to the size of the penis used in coitus?
:LMAO: :LMAO: :LMAO:

Brilliant!

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Re: Childbirth
« Reply #9 on: October 24, 2010, 06:06:28 PM »
Looks like the baby Jesus...  ::)
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Re: Childbirth
« Reply #10 on: October 24, 2010, 06:07:31 PM »
Quote from: Owens Valleyheap on October 24, 2010, 06:06:28 PM
Looks like the baby Jesus...  ::)

Wrong sex, no penis on it.
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Re: Childbirth
« Reply #11 on: October 24, 2010, 06:36:46 PM »
Quote from: Weakling on October 24, 2010, 06:07:31 PM
Quote from: Owens Valleyheap on October 24, 2010, 06:06:28 PM
Looks like the baby Jesus...  ::)

Wrong sex, no penis on it.

Has the perfect face for a pope. And we need to get that first female pope this century I think.
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Re: Childbirth
« Reply #12 on: October 24, 2010, 06:56:59 PM »
Quote from: hykeaswell on October 24, 2010, 06:36:46 PM
Quote from: Weakling on October 24, 2010, 06:07:31 PM
Quote from: Owens Valleyheap on October 24, 2010, 06:06:28 PM
Looks like the baby Jesus...  ::)

Wrong sex, no penis on it.

Has the perfect face for a pope. And we need to get that first female pope this century I think.

Yes it does.  And the pope-to-be is about to pop out.
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Re: Childbirth
« Reply #13 on: October 24, 2010, 07:00:27 PM »
Quote from: Weakling on October 24, 2010, 06:56:59 PM
Quote from: hykeaswell on October 24, 2010, 06:36:46 PM
Quote from: Weakling on October 24, 2010, 06:07:31 PM
Quote from: Owens Valleyheap on October 24, 2010, 06:06:28 PM
Looks like the baby Jesus...  ::)

Wrong sex, no penis on it.

Has the perfect face for a pope. And we need to get that first female pope this century I think.

Yes it does.  And the pope-to-be is about to pop out.

Throw it some wool and it'll be 'pope on a rope'.
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Re: Childbirth
« Reply #14 on: October 25, 2010, 08:12:30 AM »


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