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« on: October 24, 2010, 02:32:35 PM »
NEW HERE

hey my name is Charles
i am new to these forums

a bit about myself:
     Im perfect in every way possible with a few acceptions
     such as i have horrible spelling and a huge ego
     i obsess over computers and am on them at nearly all hours of the day
     im IRL friends with the amazing GLUEY and i know ALL of her secrets except the ones she does not tell me... which happens to be all of them
     yea i have no life, deal with it.


   EDIT: aparantly these forums have no use for the tab button.... so i missed half that post the first try
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if theres bees in the trap im catching them, by the thorax and abdomen. and sanding there stingers down to a rough quill. then i dip em in ink and i scribble a bit, and if the wriggle than i tickle them until they hold still, let me say it again, in my land of pretend, i use bees as a mother fucking pen!

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Re: NEW
« Reply #1 on: October 24, 2010, 02:34:28 PM »
Welcome, Charles!  :nerdy:
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Re: NEW
« Reply #2 on: October 24, 2010, 02:48:36 PM »
How old are you, Charles?
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Re: NEW
« Reply #3 on: October 24, 2010, 03:14:17 PM »
 :welcome:


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Re: NEW
« Reply #4 on: October 24, 2010, 03:16:39 PM »
Quote from: Callaway on October 24, 2010, 02:48:36 PM
How old are you, Charles?

18 turned 18 in sep
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if theres bees in the trap im catching them, by the thorax and abdomen. and sanding there stingers down to a rough quill. then i dip em in ink and i scribble a bit, and if the wriggle than i tickle them until they hold still, let me say it again, in my land of pretend, i use bees as a mother fucking pen!

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Re: NEW
« Reply #5 on: October 24, 2010, 03:25:08 PM »
Quote from: I-LOVE-MAPS on October 24, 2010, 03:16:39 PM
Quote from: Callaway on October 24, 2010, 02:48:36 PM
How old are you, Charles?

18 turned 18 in sep

Oh, lordy.  Everyone, put on your "Let's raise Junior" clothes.  Stand in line.  We're still trying to raise your brother General Razorbeard.
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Re: NEW
« Reply #6 on: October 24, 2010, 03:26:42 PM »
Quote from: Weakling on October 24, 2010, 03:25:08 PM
Quote from: I-LOVE-MAPS on October 24, 2010, 03:16:39 PM
Quote from: Callaway on October 24, 2010, 02:48:36 PM
How old are you, Charles?

18 turned 18 in sep

Oh, lordy.  Everyone, put on your "Let's raise Junior" clothes.  Stand in line.  We're still trying to raise your brother General Razorbeard.
:LMAO: :LMAO:

You are on fire today, your Majesty

Loup
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Re: NEW
« Reply #7 on: October 24, 2010, 03:28:15 PM »
Quote from: Loupgarou on October 24, 2010, 03:26:42 PM
Quote from: Weakling on October 24, 2010, 03:25:08 PM
Quote from: I-LOVE-MAPS on October 24, 2010, 03:16:39 PM
Quote from: Callaway on October 24, 2010, 02:48:36 PM
How old are you, Charles?

18 turned 18 in sep

Oh, lordy.  Everyone, put on your "Let's raise Junior" clothes.  Stand in line.  We're still trying to raise your brother General Razorbeard.
:LMAO: :LMAO:

You are on fire today, your Majesty

Loup


I had a lot of practice.  I had 9 children and everyone of them turned out well, except for Eddie.
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Re: NEW
« Reply #8 on: October 24, 2010, 03:32:41 PM »
Quote from: I-LOVE-MAPS on October 24, 2010, 03:16:39 PM
Quote from: Callaway on October 24, 2010, 02:48:36 PM
How old are you, Charles?

18 turned 18 in sep

Happy birthday.

 :welcome:

Weakling's not a troll, she's a queen and a mom.

She's referring to the interesting experience we have had recently with General Razorbeard, who also turned 18 in September.
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Re: NEW
« Reply #9 on: October 24, 2010, 03:37:42 PM »
Dear I-LOVE-MAPS

We do not know each other well.  So let me introduce myself to you.  
I enjoy "ruling" my "empire" with humour, hence the  :LMAO: emoticons Loup gave me.  In fact I think humour is a highly underrated cure and aphrodisiac.  I do make fun at others expense at times, but I usually try to remember to add LOL to alert some members that my words should not be taken seriously.  I'd just woken up from a nap and forgot to do this with a Newbie.  I am quick to apologize where needed.  I apologize for not adding the LOL with you.  

BTW - I usually leave the ass whipping to the big boys on site since I have an Empire to rule and a family to run.  And no, I truly do not believe I'm Queen Victoria.  
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Re: NEW
« Reply #10 on: October 24, 2010, 03:38:52 PM »
Quote from: Callaway on October 24, 2010, 03:32:41 PM
Quote from: I-LOVE-MAPS on October 24, 2010, 03:16:39 PM
Quote from: Callaway on October 24, 2010, 02:48:36 PM
How old are you, Charles?

18 turned 18 in sep

Happy birthday.

 :welcome:

Weakling's not a troll, she's a queen and a mom.

She's referring to the interesting experience we have had recently with General Razorbeard, who also turned 18 in September.
Ahh okay then, my apologies weakling and im sorry that General Razorbeard has given eighteen year olds a bad name, shame on him.
as far as my troll-dar goes it has been known to be wrong but this is the internet so when someone makes a statement like that... well im sure you know ;)

on another note, thanks for the Happy birthday Callaway.
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if theres bees in the trap im catching them, by the thorax and abdomen. and sanding there stingers down to a rough quill. then i dip em in ink and i scribble a bit, and if the wriggle than i tickle them until they hold still, let me say it again, in my land of pretend, i use bees as a mother fucking pen!

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Re: NEW
« Reply #11 on: October 24, 2010, 03:39:54 PM »
Quote from: Weakling on October 24, 2010, 03:37:42 PM
Dear I-LOVE-MAPS

We do not know each other well.  So let me introduce myself to you.  
I enjoy "ruling" my "empire" with humour, hence the  :LMAO: emoticons Loup gave me.  In fact I think humour is a highly underrated cure and aphrodisiac.  I do make fun at others expense at times, but I usually try to remember to add LOL to alert some members that my words should not be taken seriously.  I'd just woken up from a nap and forgot to do this with a Newbie.  I am quick to apologize where needed.  I apologize for not adding the LOL with you.  

BTW - I usually leave the ass whipping to the big boys on site since I have an Empire to rule and a family to run.  And no, I truly do not believe I'm Queen Victoria.  

no the fault was mine, i was quick to make assumptions when not knowing the community. again you have my apologies
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if theres bees in the trap im catching them, by the thorax and abdomen. and sanding there stingers down to a rough quill. then i dip em in ink and i scribble a bit, and if the wriggle than i tickle them until they hold still, let me say it again, in my land of pretend, i use bees as a mother fucking pen!

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Re: NEW
« Reply #12 on: October 24, 2010, 03:41:50 PM »
Quote from: I-LOVE-MAPS on October 24, 2010, 03:39:54 PM
Quote from: Weakling on October 24, 2010, 03:37:42 PM
Dear I-LOVE-MAPS

We do not know each other well.  So let me introduce myself to you.  
I enjoy "ruling" my "empire" with humour, hence the  :LMAO: emoticons Loup gave me.  In fact I think humour is a highly underrated cure and aphrodisiac.  I do make fun at others expense at times, but I usually try to remember to add LOL to alert some members that my words should not be taken seriously.  I'd just woken up from a nap and forgot to do this with a Newbie.  I am quick to apologize where needed.  I apologize for not adding the LOL with you.  

BTW - I usually leave the ass whipping to the big boys on site since I have an Empire to rule and a family to run.  And no, I truly do not believe I'm Queen Victoria.  

no the fault was mine, i was quick to make assumptions when not knowing the community. again you have my apologies

Hey, sometimes I think the alternate name for this place is either Fight and Make Up or Fight and Kill the Bastard.  It just depends on who's doing it.
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Re: NEW
« Reply #13 on: October 24, 2010, 03:43:50 PM »
Quote from: I-LOVE-MAPS on October 24, 2010, 03:29:58 PM
Quote from: Weakling on October 24, 2010, 03:25:08 PM
Quote from: I-LOVE-MAPS on October 24, 2010, 03:16:39 PM
Quote from: Callaway on October 24, 2010, 02:48:36 PM
How old are you, Charles?

18 turned 18 in sep

Oh, lordy.  Everyone, put on your "Let's raise Junior" clothes.  Stand in line.  We're still trying to raise your brother General Razorbeard.
raising me is not going to happen, im a stubborn arse and currently content in being set in my ways. trust me enough have tried and failed to warrant not trying. XD but your welcome to come up and try... i have spent more then my fare share of time with internet trolls so dont try it... you'll end up down to my sad level and ill beat you with experience. this is being said because as far as weakling is concerned... my troll-dar is going off :)

You do realise that there are people here who were on teh interwebs literally before you were born? I'm among them.

Anyway, peace, love, and a heartfelt welcome. We'll discuss raising you later. :P
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Re: NEW
« Reply #14 on: October 24, 2010, 03:45:41 PM »
Weolcome to the Jungle Charles,

Gluey is a cool chick, you better be as at least as cool as her.

If you're a troll, I'm going up to Vancover to beat your ass!  :P
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