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Re: Are you territorial about your mate?
« Reply #75 on: June 13, 2007, 02:46:30 PM »
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yes.

i pea on her everytime she gets out of the shower.
so the other males of the species know that she is spoken for.

Or maybe you're Mcj's alter ego  :laugh:

 ::)

What? I just made light of the fact that you'd made the exact same joke he did last year, you're not seriously expecting people to be all angry and confrontational are you? (Who gets like that with people they don't know at all anyway?)




weird...you make light and joke...but then don't get it when it is returned in kind?

maybe I'm not as funny as I think I am.

You are not funny. Period. But it's not too late to change.


wow, not even a little bit?


<goes to get The Rope>
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Re: Are you territorial about your mate?
« Reply #76 on: June 13, 2007, 03:01:40 PM »
Did you think you were? Who was cruel enough to set you up?
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Re: Are you territorial about your mate?
« Reply #77 on: June 13, 2007, 03:07:23 PM »
Quote from: odeon on June 13, 2007, 03:01:40 PM
Did you think you were? Who was cruel enough to set you up?

my dirty whore of a mother.

I'm going to kill that bitch.
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Re: Are you territorial about your mate?
« Reply #78 on: June 13, 2007, 03:20:36 PM »
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Quote from: boo boo kitty fuck on June 13, 2007, 02:28:06 PM
I have to pee.

Plus, I make women have to pee. I'm a 5-tool player, baby.

you wear a latex glove instead of a condom?
i don't think he got the fisting reference.
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Re: Are you territorial about your mate?
« Reply #79 on: June 13, 2007, 03:28:49 PM »
Quote from: Interrupted, Girl on June 13, 2007, 12:16:13 PM
Quote from: willow on June 13, 2007, 10:17:08 AM
weird...you make light and joke...but then don't get it when it is returned in kind?

maybe I'm not as funny as I think I am.

We're not familiar enough with you yet to know when you're likely to be joking.  However, we do know that you're hawt, so you're on the right track.

It didn't help me much.
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Re: Are you territorial about your mate?
« Reply #80 on: June 13, 2007, 03:29:23 PM »
Quote from: boo boo kitty fuck on June 13, 2007, 12:22:55 PM
Quote from: purposefulinsanity on June 13, 2007, 12:17:39 PM
Quote from: Interrupted, Girl on June 13, 2007, 12:16:13 PM
Quote from: willow on June 13, 2007, 10:17:08 AM
weird...you make light and joke...but then don't get it when it is returned in kind?

maybe I'm not as funny as I think I am.

We're not familiar enough with you yet to know when you're likely to be joking.  However, we do know that you're hawt, so you're on the right track.

Hey- I've been here forever and people still don't get when I'm joking all the time.


<nods>


well...I'm always joking. unless I say "OMG I AM SO NOT JOKING" first. please don't pee on me.

Where's piss boy, when we need him?
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Re: Are you territorial about your mate?
« Reply #81 on: June 13, 2007, 03:30:33 PM »
Quote from: SomeRandomGuy on June 13, 2007, 02:30:51 PM
Quote from: boo boo kitty fuck on June 13, 2007, 02:28:06 PM
I have to pee.

Plus, I make women have to pee. I'm a 5-tool player, baby.

Must mean you're exciting her.
I've rather noticed that. Even
our family dog would piss on the
floor, out of arousal.
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Re: Are you territorial about your mate?
« Reply #82 on: June 13, 2007, 03:35:16 PM »
Quote from: calandale on June 13, 2007, 03:30:33 PM
Quote from: SomeRandomGuy on June 13, 2007, 02:30:51 PM
Quote from: boo boo kitty fuck on June 13, 2007, 02:28:06 PM
I have to pee.

Plus, I make women have to pee. I'm a 5-tool player, baby.

Must mean you're exciting her.
I've rather noticed that. Even
our family dog would piss on the
floor, out of arousal.

it is totally true.
I piddle all over myself.
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Re: Are you territorial about your mate?
« Reply #83 on: June 13, 2007, 03:42:10 PM »
Quote from: boo boo kitty fuck on June 13, 2007, 03:35:16 PM

it is totally true.
I piddle all over myself.

I guess we could try and
find someone to lick you clean.
Pity you didn't make it earlier,
would have saved some trouble,
I suspect.

Nah, I doubt it. How do you feel about
misogynists?
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Re: Are you territorial about your mate?
« Reply #84 on: June 13, 2007, 04:05:54 PM »
Quote from: calandale on June 13, 2007, 03:42:10 PM
Quote from: boo boo kitty fuck on June 13, 2007, 03:35:16 PM

it is totally true.
I piddle all over myself.

I guess we could try and
find someone to lick you clean.
Pity you didn't make it earlier,
would have saved some trouble,
I suspect.

Nah, I doubt it. How do you feel about
misogynists?


misogynists = win.
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Re: Are you territorial about your mate?
« Reply #85 on: June 13, 2007, 04:08:24 PM »
Damn. Just a couple of weeks off.
Pity, really. He could have used
some female support.
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Re: Are you territorial about your mate?
« Reply #86 on: June 13, 2007, 04:09:25 PM »
Quote from: calandale on June 13, 2007, 04:08:24 PM
Damn. Just a couple of weeks off.
Pity, really. He could have used
some female support.

I am always one bus behind.  :'(
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Re: Are you territorial about your mate?
« Reply #87 on: June 13, 2007, 04:13:30 PM »
Hey, weren't you boo boo something, just a short while ago?
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Re: Are you territorial about your mate?
« Reply #88 on: June 13, 2007, 04:26:40 PM »
It's like pea, only worse.
She should change her
avie too. Really weird us
out.
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Re: Are you territorial about your mate?
« Reply #89 on: June 13, 2007, 04:27:15 PM »
Quote from: odeon on June 13, 2007, 04:13:30 PM
Hey, weren't you boo boo something, just a short while ago?

yes. but I was willow first. I changed my name upon request. then I changed it back.
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