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Re: Are you territorial about your mate?
« Reply #60 on: June 13, 2007, 10:17:08 AM »
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yes.

i pea on her everytime she gets out of the shower.
so the other males of the species know that she is spoken for.

Or maybe you're Mcj's alter ego  :laugh:

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What? I just made light of the fact that you'd made the exact same joke he did last year, you're not seriously expecting people to be all angry and confrontational are you? (Who gets like that with people they don't know at all anyway?)




weird...you make light and joke...but then don't get it when it is returned in kind?

maybe I'm not as funny as I think I am.
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Re: Are you territorial about your mate?
« Reply #61 on: June 13, 2007, 12:16:13 PM »
Quote from: willow on June 13, 2007, 10:17:08 AM
weird...you make light and joke...but then don't get it when it is returned in kind?

maybe I'm not as funny as I think I am.

We're not familiar enough with you yet to know when you're likely to be joking.  However, we do know that you're hawt, so you're on the right track.
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Re: Are you territorial about your mate?
« Reply #62 on: June 13, 2007, 12:17:39 PM »
Quote from: Interrupted, Girl on June 13, 2007, 12:16:13 PM
Quote from: willow on June 13, 2007, 10:17:08 AM
weird...you make light and joke...but then don't get it when it is returned in kind?

maybe I'm not as funny as I think I am.

We're not familiar enough with you yet to know when you're likely to be joking.  However, we do know that you're hawt, so you're on the right track.

Hey- I've been here forever and people still don't get when I'm joking all the time.
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Re: Are you territorial about your mate?
« Reply #63 on: June 13, 2007, 12:22:55 PM »
Quote from: purposefulinsanity on June 13, 2007, 12:17:39 PM
Quote from: Interrupted, Girl on June 13, 2007, 12:16:13 PM
Quote from: willow on June 13, 2007, 10:17:08 AM
weird...you make light and joke...but then don't get it when it is returned in kind?

maybe I'm not as funny as I think I am.

We're not familiar enough with you yet to know when you're likely to be joking.  However, we do know that you're hawt, so you're on the right track.

Hey- I've been here forever and people still don't get when I'm joking all the time.


<nods>


well...I'm always joking. unless I say "OMG I AM SO NOT JOKING" first. please don't pee on me.
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Re: Are you territorial about your mate?
« Reply #64 on: June 13, 2007, 12:26:53 PM »
Quote from: willow on June 13, 2007, 12:22:55 PM
Quote from: purposefulinsanity on June 13, 2007, 12:17:39 PM
Quote from: Interrupted, Girl on June 13, 2007, 12:16:13 PM
Quote from: willow on June 13, 2007, 10:17:08 AM
weird...you make light and joke...but then don't get it when it is returned in kind?

maybe I'm not as funny as I think I am.

We're not familiar enough with you yet to know when you're likely to be joking.  However, we do know that you're hawt, so you're on the right track.

Hey- I've been here forever and people still don't get when I'm joking all the time.


<nods>


well...I'm always joking. unless I say "OMG I AM SO NOT JOKING" first. please don't pee on me.
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willow

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Re: Are you territorial about your mate?
« Reply #65 on: June 13, 2007, 12:28:53 PM »
Quote from: McWatcher on June 13, 2007, 12:26:53 PM
Quote from: willow on June 13, 2007, 12:22:55 PM
Quote from: purposefulinsanity on June 13, 2007, 12:17:39 PM
Quote from: Interrupted, Girl on June 13, 2007, 12:16:13 PM
Quote from: willow on June 13, 2007, 10:17:08 AM
weird...you make light and joke...but then don't get it when it is returned in kind?

maybe I'm not as funny as I think I am.

We're not familiar enough with you yet to know when you're likely to be joking.  However, we do know that you're hawt, so you're on the right track.

Hey- I've been here forever and people still don't get when I'm joking all the time.


<nods>


well...I'm always joking. unless I say "OMG I AM SO NOT JOKING" first. please don't pee on me.




goddamn it.

I'll get you, my pretty....
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Re: Are you territorial about your mate?
« Reply #66 on: June 13, 2007, 02:24:20 PM »
Well, for some unfathomable reason, I don't have a mate.

But if I did, she'd be welcome to go as far as the chain reached.
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Re: Are you territorial about your mate?
« Reply #67 on: June 13, 2007, 02:25:28 PM »
Quote from: SomeRandomGuy on June 13, 2007, 02:24:20 PM
Well, for some unfathomable reason, I don't have a mate.

But if I did, she'd be welcome to go as far as the chain reached.

you don't have one, because 99.933% of all people want you to die 15 minutes after meeting you.
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Re: Are you territorial about your mate?
« Reply #68 on: June 13, 2007, 02:26:57 PM »
Quote from: boo boo kitty fuck on June 13, 2007, 02:25:28 PM
you don't have one, because 99.933% of all people want you to die 15 minutes after meeting you.

Which is really odd, since I have such a sparkling personality and rougish good looks.
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Re: Are you territorial about your mate?
« Reply #69 on: June 13, 2007, 02:28:06 PM »
Quote from: SomeRandomGuy on June 13, 2007, 02:26:57 PM
Quote from: boo boo kitty fuck on June 13, 2007, 02:25:28 PM
you don't have one, because 99.933% of all people want you to die 15 minutes after meeting you.

Which is really odd, since I have such a sparkling personality and rougish good looks.


I have to pee.
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Re: Are you territorial about your mate?
« Reply #70 on: June 13, 2007, 02:30:51 PM »
Quote from: boo boo kitty fuck on June 13, 2007, 02:28:06 PM
I have to pee.

Plus, I make women have to pee. I'm a 5-tool player, baby.
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Re: Are you territorial about your mate?
« Reply #71 on: June 13, 2007, 02:32:18 PM »
Quote from: SomeRandomGuy on June 13, 2007, 02:30:51 PM
Quote from: boo boo kitty fuck on June 13, 2007, 02:28:06 PM
I have to pee.

Plus, I make women have to pee. I'm a 5-tool player, baby.

you wear a latex glove instead of a condom?
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Re: Are you territorial about your mate?
« Reply #72 on: June 13, 2007, 02:35:04 PM »
Quote from: Portland Bill on June 13, 2007, 02:32:18 PM
you wear a latex glove instead of a condom?

Not latex, lambskin.
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Re: Are you territorial about your mate?
« Reply #73 on: June 13, 2007, 02:35:14 PM »
I rarely get territorial, which may have been to my detriment at times because I think sometimes guys expect girls to be a bit pushy about that stuff and when you aren't they think you aren't into them enough.  I can't stand the thought of someone being territorial about me either and so it becomes one of those early in the relationship rules.  Someone restricting who I can and can't see would drive me bananas and wouldn't (and hasn't) lasted very long.
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Re: Are you territorial about your mate?
« Reply #74 on: June 13, 2007, 02:43:48 PM »
Quote from: boo boo kitty fuck on June 13, 2007, 10:17:08 AM
Quote from: purposefulinsanity on June 13, 2007, 09:40:07 AM
Quote from: willow on June 13, 2007, 09:34:30 AM
Quote from: purposefulinsanity on June 13, 2007, 09:24:39 AM
Quote from: McWatcher on October 03, 2006, 04:54:20 PM
yes.

i pea on her everytime she gets out of the shower.
so the other males of the species know that she is spoken for.

Or maybe you're Mcj's alter ego  :laugh:

 ::)

What? I just made light of the fact that you'd made the exact same joke he did last year, you're not seriously expecting people to be all angry and confrontational are you? (Who gets like that with people they don't know at all anyway?)




weird...you make light and joke...but then don't get it when it is returned in kind?

maybe I'm not as funny as I think I am.

You are not funny. Period. But it's not too late to change.
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