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Re: I have to pee thread
« Reply #105 on: February 01, 2011, 08:48:32 PM »
Yeah I did and I didn't even feel stressed out, just that I couldn't sit down or relax or anything until I got the towels so could go back in

If I'd been desperate though then I'd have been fucked as I'd have had no choice but to pee even with no towels there for a shower, then I woul;da just had to wait in there till my mum got back , which was quite a while as she was in a meeting

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Re: I have to pee thread
« Reply #106 on: February 11, 2011, 10:00:37 PM »
A good monarch is a treasure. A good politician is an oxymoron.

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Re: I have to pee thread
« Reply #107 on: February 12, 2011, 08:28:33 AM »


Just washing hands really is not enough for him.
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Re: I have to pee thread
« Reply #108 on: February 13, 2011, 02:17:08 AM »
I had to pee, so I did. I didn't bother with a shower, I simply shook my John-Thomas, washed my hands and called it good. :pee:

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Re: I have to pee thread
« Reply #109 on: February 13, 2011, 02:33:59 AM »
I need to pee, but this is a good thing as it means I will get out of bed and go out, instead of going to sleep and waking up at night :P

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Re: I have to pee thread
« Reply #110 on: February 13, 2011, 04:07:15 AM »
Sorry, was in haste, yet, in time, did not warn in advance.
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Re: I have to pee thread
« Reply #111 on: February 13, 2011, 04:13:48 AM »
This song was originally recorded by Johnny Mathis for a 1956 movie by the same name. Bowie did it for his 1976 album Station To Station.
 

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Re: I have to pee thread
« Reply #112 on: February 13, 2011, 07:18:04 AM »
I had to pee, so I did. I didn't bother with a shower, I simply shook my John-Thomas, washed my hands and called it good. :pee:

There's a new dance craze in this post just dying to bust out...



:notes:  :dance:  Shake your John-Thomas!   :dance:  :notes:
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Re: I have to pee thread
« Reply #113 on: February 13, 2011, 07:19:34 AM »
But not more than three times, or it's public indecency.  :wanker: :zoinks:

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Re: I have to pee thread
« Reply #114 on: February 13, 2011, 07:21:03 AM »
But not more than three times, or it's public indecency.  :wanker: :zoinks:

Obviously the dance would be a bit different, while retaining the original spirit  of shaking one's John-Thomas.  :zoinks:
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Re: I have to pee thread
« Reply #115 on: February 13, 2011, 07:42:53 AM »
I had to pee, so I did. I didn't bother with a shower, I simply shook my John-Thomas, washed my hands and called it good. :pee:

There's a new dance craze in this post just dying to bust out...



:notes:  :dance:  Shake your John-Thomas!   :dance:  :notes:

If you do that while peeing, you will need a shower afterwards. And a thorough cleaning of the bathroom too.
I can do upside down chocolate moo things!

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Re: I have to pee thread
« Reply #116 on: February 13, 2011, 07:50:50 AM »
I had to pee, so I did. I didn't bother with a shower, I simply shook my John-Thomas, washed my hands and called it good. :pee:

There's a new dance craze in this post just dying to bust out...



:notes:  :dance:  Shake your John-Thomas!   :dance:  :notes:

If you do that while peeing, you will need a shower afterwards. And a thorough cleaning of the bathroom too.
And your point is?  ???

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Re: I have to pee thread
« Reply #117 on: February 13, 2011, 07:52:22 AM »
I had to pee, so I did. I didn't bother with a shower, I simply shook my John-Thomas, washed my hands and called it good. :pee:

There's a new dance craze in this post just dying to bust out...



:notes:  :dance:  Shake your John-Thomas!   :dance:  :notes:

If you do that while peeing, you will need a shower afterwards. And a thorough cleaning of the bathroom too.
And your point is?  ???

Take a break in dancing, when taking a leak.
I can do upside down chocolate moo things!

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Re: I have to pee thread
« Reply #118 on: February 13, 2011, 07:54:23 AM »
I had to pee, so I did. I didn't bother with a shower, I simply shook my John-Thomas, washed my hands and called it good. :pee:

There's a new dance craze in this post just dying to bust out...



:notes:  :dance:  Shake your John-Thomas!   :dance:  :notes:

If you do that while peeing, you will need a shower afterwards. And a thorough cleaning of the bathroom too.
And your point is?  ???

Take a break in dancing, when taking a leak.
Or you could put the twister mat on the floor.  :zoinks:

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Re: I have to pee thread
« Reply #119 on: February 13, 2011, 07:55:18 AM »
I had to pee, so I did. I didn't bother with a shower, I simply shook my John-Thomas, washed my hands and called it good. :pee:

There's a new dance craze in this post just dying to bust out...



:notes:  :dance:  Shake your John-Thomas!   :dance:  :notes:

If you do that while peeing, you will need a shower afterwards. And a thorough cleaning of the bathroom too.
And your point is?  ???

Take a break in dancing, when taking a leak.
Or you could put the twister mat on the floor.  :zoinks:

Time you have a date with Eris me thinks.  :zoinks:
I can do upside down chocolate moo things!