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Re: I have to pee thread
« Reply #45 on: October 29, 2010, 07:43:10 PM »
Quote from: richard on October 28, 2010, 08:11:14 PM
i have to pee and i dont want to get up to do it  :M
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Re: I have to pee thread
« Reply #46 on: October 29, 2010, 10:14:32 PM »
Quote from: Osensitive1 on October 29, 2010, 07:41:14 PM
What does the pee alarm sound like? Wouldn't want to miss it.

It probably sounds like a waterfall.
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Re: I have to pee thread
« Reply #47 on: October 29, 2010, 10:21:06 PM »
I kinda have to pee, but I'll wait a bit.

Only someone on this forum would think to post a thread like this.  :LOL:
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Re: I have to pee thread
« Reply #48 on: October 30, 2010, 12:02:25 AM »
i had to pee once... turns out i was dreaming... still peed though...
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if theres bees in the trap im catching them, by the thorax and abdomen. and sanding there stingers down to a rough quill. then i dip em in ink and i scribble a bit, and if the wriggle than i tickle them until they hold still, let me say it again, in my land of pretend, i use bees as a mother fucking pen!

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Re: I have to pee thread
« Reply #49 on: October 30, 2010, 12:05:48 AM »
Quote from: I-LOVE-MAPS on October 30, 2010, 12:02:25 AM
i had to pee once... turns out i was dreaming... still peed though...

Those dreams used to fool me too.

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Re: I have to pee thread
« Reply #50 on: October 30, 2010, 12:38:43 AM »
This thread is like running water...

it makes you WANT to go to the bathroom!
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Re: I have to pee thread
« Reply #51 on: October 30, 2010, 03:41:39 AM »
Quote from: Callaway on October 30, 2010, 12:05:48 AM
Quote from: I-LOVE-MAPS on October 30, 2010, 12:02:25 AM
i had to pee once... turns out i was dreaming... still peed though...

Those dreams used to fool me too.

 :laugh:

yea really sucks when your three years old though because your older brother laughs at you and then you stab him and you gotta deal with the horrible actors of CSI Miami
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if theres bees in the trap im catching them, by the thorax and abdomen. and sanding there stingers down to a rough quill. then i dip em in ink and i scribble a bit, and if the wriggle than i tickle them until they hold still, let me say it again, in my land of pretend, i use bees as a mother fucking pen!

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Re: I have to pee thread
« Reply #52 on: October 30, 2010, 03:42:26 AM »
Quote from: FraudSquad on October 30, 2010, 12:38:43 AM
This thread is like running water...

it makes you WANT to go to the bathroom!

ill take your word on that one
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if theres bees in the trap im catching them, by the thorax and abdomen. and sanding there stingers down to a rough quill. then i dip em in ink and i scribble a bit, and if the wriggle than i tickle them until they hold still, let me say it again, in my land of pretend, i use bees as a mother fucking pen!

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Re: I have to pee thread
« Reply #53 on: October 30, 2010, 06:56:18 AM »
Quote from: Callaway on October 29, 2010, 10:14:32 PM
Quote from: Osensitive1 on October 29, 2010, 07:41:14 PM
What does the pee alarm sound like? Wouldn't want to miss it.

It probably sounds like a waterfall.
Or maybe a quiet tinkle.
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Re: I have to pee thread
« Reply #54 on: October 30, 2010, 10:47:06 AM »
I've been reading this thread for a while and have to insert a "Mom" moment. 

Chronically holding urine has been known to sometimes cause a bladder infection.  Also, since urine contains wastes from the body it may not be healthy to keep them in the body too long. 

As I said, a "Mom" moment.
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Re: I have to pee thread
« Reply #55 on: October 30, 2010, 12:13:19 PM »
the pee alarm sounds like "peepeepeepeepeepee"

i need to pee now..:/
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Re: I have to pee thread
« Reply #56 on: October 30, 2010, 12:24:07 PM »
Not me.  I feel fine.

Quote from: Osensitive1 on October 30, 2010, 06:56:18 AM
Quote from: Callaway on October 29, 2010, 10:14:32 PM
Quote from: Osensitive1 on October 29, 2010, 07:41:14 PM
What does the pee alarm sound like? Wouldn't want to miss it.

It probably sounds like a waterfall.
Or maybe a quiet tinkle.


 :lol:

I was thinking of those little waterfalls people sometmes get and keep inside for a constant calming background noise. 
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Re: I have to pee thread
« Reply #57 on: October 30, 2010, 01:32:25 PM »
just woke up... gotta pee
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if theres bees in the trap im catching them, by the thorax and abdomen. and sanding there stingers down to a rough quill. then i dip em in ink and i scribble a bit, and if the wriggle than i tickle them until they hold still, let me say it again, in my land of pretend, i use bees as a mother fucking pen!

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Re: I have to pee thread
« Reply #58 on: October 30, 2010, 08:49:37 PM »
I have to go....
brb.


Edit: Been.
« Last Edit: October 30, 2010, 08:52:24 PM by renaeden »
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Re: I have to pee thread
« Reply #59 on: October 30, 2010, 08:55:54 PM »
Quote from: Weakling on October 30, 2010, 10:47:06 AM
I've been reading this thread for a while and have to insert a "Mom" moment. 

Chronically holding urine has been known to sometimes cause a bladder infection.  Also, since urine contains wastes from the body it may not be healthy to keep them in the body too long. 

As I said, a "Mom" moment.

:plus:  I'm not a mom, but I am a nurse's daughter, and I endorse this message!  :thumbup:
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