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Re: Frat boys will be frat boys
« Reply #30 on: October 20, 2010, 03:53:23 AM »
I got laid a bunch of times at uni, and once in a small kitchen that I had a key to in the student union building.
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Re: Frat boys will be frat boys
« Reply #31 on: October 20, 2010, 03:57:21 AM »
Quote from: Squid_thing on October 20, 2010, 03:52:48 AM
Quote from: big fat sophopotamus on October 20, 2010, 03:42:50 AM
I've been at uni for ages and haven't got laid - I graduate soon too :bigcry:

*hands Soph the chloroform*

GO FIND YOUR TUTOR NAO

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Re: Frat boys will be frat boys
« Reply #32 on: October 20, 2010, 04:40:39 AM »
Quote from: Squid_thing on October 19, 2010, 07:18:15 PM
I was kidding :laugh:

Besides in the U.K I think "College" is like our University and I definately don't have the qualifications for that :P
You guys don't have "saftey schools" in the UK, then?
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Re: Frat boys will be frat boys
« Reply #33 on: October 20, 2010, 04:41:20 AM »
Quote from: PMS Elle on October 20, 2010, 04:40:39 AM
Quote from: Squid_thing on October 19, 2010, 07:18:15 PM
I was kidding :laugh:

Besides in the U.K I think "College" is like our University and I definately don't have the qualifications for that :P
You guys don't have "saftey schools" in the UK, then?

Nope.

What are they?
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Re: Frat boys will be frat boys
« Reply #34 on: October 20, 2010, 06:43:07 AM »
We don't have fraternities or sororities here. There are student communities, and they do have initiation rituals, but, no gender differentiation there. Most students don't sign up to those student communities.
Student houses are almost always mixed too. Having people renting rooms only to women or men is seen as pretty backwards by most.
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Re: Frat boys will be frat boys
« Reply #35 on: October 20, 2010, 06:56:04 AM »
Quote from: PMS Elle on October 19, 2010, 07:16:08 PM
Quote from: Squid_thing on October 19, 2010, 07:14:00 PM
Quote from: PMS Elle on October 19, 2010, 07:11:44 PM
Quote from: Pentagram on October 19, 2010, 07:03:55 PM
I think fraternities and sororities are absolutely moronic. I thought people went to college to get smarter, not dumber. :wanker:
No, people go to college to delay reality and to get laid.

Where do I sign up?  :zoinks:
Your local community college's registrar is a common place to start.

Although if you want the full experience, you will want to go to school far enough from home so that you'll have to live on campus!  :2thumbsup:
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Re: Frat boys will be frat boys
« Reply #36 on: October 20, 2010, 06:58:13 AM »
Quote from: Squid_thing on October 20, 2010, 03:52:48 AM
Quote from: big fat sophopotamus on October 20, 2010, 03:42:50 AM
I've been at uni for ages and haven't got laid - I graduate soon too :bigcry:

*hands Soph the chloroform*

GO FIND YOUR TUTOR NAO

Bad squid! BAD! You're under arrest, pal!  :police:
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Re: Frat boys will be frat boys
« Reply #37 on: October 20, 2010, 07:00:10 AM »
Quote from: Peter on October 20, 2010, 03:53:23 AM
I got laid a bunch of times at uni, and once in a small kitchen that I had a key to in the student union building.

In the kitchen? Where food is prepared? Ewww.  :-\
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Re: Frat boys will be frat boys
« Reply #38 on: October 20, 2010, 09:09:35 AM »
i never get sex, so i doubt it would matter or not if i went to college :blonde:
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Re: Frat boys will be frat boys
« Reply #39 on: October 20, 2010, 09:12:38 AM »
Quote from: northern michigan on October 20, 2010, 09:09:35 AM
i never get sex, so i doubt it would matter or not if i went to college :blonde:

I went to college and didn't have sex either! But I certainly delayed reality, as PMSElle was saying.  :2thumbsup:
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Re: Frat boys will be frat boys
« Reply #40 on: October 20, 2010, 09:39:41 AM »
Going to college and NOT having sex is like taking a bong hit and not inhaling. :stoned:
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Re: Frat boys will be frat boys
« Reply #41 on: October 20, 2010, 09:42:03 AM »
Quote from: Owens Valleyheap on October 20, 2010, 09:39:41 AM
Going to college and NOT having sex is like taking a bong hit and not inhaling. :stoned:

no..not really.
i wouldn't wanna have sex just for the sake of having sex. it has to be with someone i want, and if i don't find that someone in college, well..no sex :D
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Re: Frat boys will be frat boys
« Reply #42 on: October 20, 2010, 09:54:18 AM »
Quote from: kaileen on October 20, 2010, 09:42:03 AM
Quote from: Owens Valleyheap on October 20, 2010, 09:39:41 AM
Going to college and NOT having sex is like taking a bong hit and not inhaling. :stoned:

no..not really.
i wouldn't wanna have sex just for the sake of having sex. it has to be with someone i want, and if i don't find that someone in college, well..no sex :D

Unless you're in a small college, there's plenty of fish to choose from. If you can't find somebody worth fucking in a college of more than 1,000, you're just being too picky. :nerdy:
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Re: Frat boys will be frat boys
« Reply #43 on: October 20, 2010, 09:55:01 AM »
Quote from: Owens Valleyheap on October 20, 2010, 09:39:41 AM
Going to college and NOT having sex is like taking a bong hit and not inhaling. :stoned:

Got no offers.  :zoinks:
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Re: Frat boys will be frat boys
« Reply #44 on: October 20, 2010, 10:06:31 AM »
Quote from: Owens Valleyheap on October 20, 2010, 09:54:18 AM
Quote from: kaileen on October 20, 2010, 09:42:03 AM
Quote from: Owens Valleyheap on October 20, 2010, 09:39:41 AM
Going to college and NOT having sex is like taking a bong hit and not inhaling. :stoned:

no..not really.
i wouldn't wanna have sex just for the sake of having sex. it has to be with someone i want, and if i don't find that someone in college, well..no sex :D

Unless you're in a small college, there's plenty of fish to choose from. If you can't find somebody worth fucking in a college of more than 1,000, you're just being too picky. :nerdy:

hm..maybe. i'm not in college yet though :D not that it matters much, i already found someone worth fucking  :angel:
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