Not sure if I washed the spider down the drain in the shower...or if he took one look at me naked and jumped willingly.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?
Quote from: big fat sophopotamus on October 20, 2010, 03:42:50 AMI've been at uni for ages and haven't got laid - I graduate soon too *hands Soph the chloroform*GO FIND YOUR TUTOR NAO
I've been at uni for ages and haven't got laid - I graduate soon too
I was kidding Besides in the U.K I think "College" is like our University and I definately don't have the qualifications for that
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.
Quote from: Squid_thing on October 19, 2010, 07:18:15 PMI was kidding Besides in the U.K I think "College" is like our University and I definately don't have the qualifications for that You guys don't have "saftey schools" in the UK, then?
I'll just diagnose myself as Goddess of the Universe and have done with it. Hell with autism!
nice is just something written on biscuits.
I can do upside down chocolate moo things!
Quote from: Squid_thing on October 19, 2010, 07:14:00 PMQuote from: PMS Elle on October 19, 2010, 07:11:44 PMQuote from: Pentagram on October 19, 2010, 07:03:55 PMI think fraternities and sororities are absolutely moronic. I thought people went to college to get smarter, not dumber. No, people go to college to delay reality and to get laid.Where do I sign up? Your local community college's registrar is a common place to start.
Quote from: PMS Elle on October 19, 2010, 07:11:44 PMQuote from: Pentagram on October 19, 2010, 07:03:55 PMI think fraternities and sororities are absolutely moronic. I thought people went to college to get smarter, not dumber. No, people go to college to delay reality and to get laid.Where do I sign up?
Quote from: Pentagram on October 19, 2010, 07:03:55 PMI think fraternities and sororities are absolutely moronic. I thought people went to college to get smarter, not dumber. No, people go to college to delay reality and to get laid.
I think fraternities and sororities are absolutely moronic. I thought people went to college to get smarter, not dumber.
I got laid a bunch of times at uni, and once in a small kitchen that I had a key to in the student union building.
i never get sex, so i doubt it would matter or not if i went to college
Going to college and NOT having sex is like taking a bong hit and not inhaling.
Quote from: Owens Valleyheap on October 20, 2010, 09:39:41 AMGoing to college and NOT having sex is like taking a bong hit and not inhaling. no..not really.i wouldn't wanna have sex just for the sake of having sex. it has to be with someone i want, and if i don't find that someone in college, well..no sex
Quote from: kaileen on October 20, 2010, 09:42:03 AMQuote from: Owens Valleyheap on October 20, 2010, 09:39:41 AMGoing to college and NOT having sex is like taking a bong hit and not inhaling. no..not really.i wouldn't wanna have sex just for the sake of having sex. it has to be with someone i want, and if i don't find that someone in college, well..no sex Unless you're in a small college, there's plenty of fish to choose from. If you can't find somebody worth fucking in a college of more than 1,000, you're just being too picky.
