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Re: How would you kick someones ass?
« Reply #30 on: April 18, 2011, 09:21:45 AM »
or...if you are a bit of a weakling,  just pay someone to do it for you :green:

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Re: How would you kick someones ass?
« Reply #31 on: April 18, 2011, 09:23:37 AM »
I don't see the point in not fighting dirty IMO.  :dunno:

It's about fighting with your brain , and NOT getting the shit kicked out of you.
Of course it's always better to avoid these situations but there are times you have to defend yourself.
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Re: How would you kick someones ass?
« Reply #32 on: April 18, 2011, 09:32:11 AM »
I don't see the point in not fighting dirty IMO.  :dunno:

It's about fighting with your brain , and NOT getting the shit kicked out of you.
Of course it's always better to avoid these situations but there are times you have to defend yourself.
As Les was getting at, winning is better than losing. Therefore it makes sense to not lose if you have the option. I have been stabbed in the leg, had two ribs broken and had a bottle broke over my head. That all really sucked. If picking up a 2X4 and belting the mf with that is what it takes, then there you are.

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Re: How would you kick someones ass?
« Reply #33 on: April 18, 2011, 09:44:27 AM »
I don't see the point in not fighting dirty IMO.  :dunno:

It's about fighting with your brain , and NOT getting the shit kicked out of you.
Of course it's always better to avoid these situations but there are times you have to defend yourself.
As Les was getting at, winning is better than losing. Therefore it makes sense to not lose if you have the option. I have been stabbed in the leg, had two ribs broken and had a bottle broke over my head. That all really sucked. If picking up a 2X4 and belting the mf with that is what it takes, then there you are.

I say if weapons are involved then all bets are off. If it is more than one on one, same. If you are protecting your loved ones or property, same.
If it is a square up, one on one, it ought to be no weapons and no interference, otherwise, same.
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Re: How would you kick someones ass?
« Reply #34 on: April 18, 2011, 09:47:50 AM »
I agree with that Les. If you are fighting a regular guy there will be no need to ramp it up. Hell, fighting a kid and then being friends is normal for boys. 

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Re: How would you kick someones ass?
« Reply #35 on: April 18, 2011, 09:53:23 AM »



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Re: How would you kick someones ass?
« Reply #36 on: April 18, 2011, 09:57:31 AM »
I agree with that Les. If you are fighting a regular guy there will be no need to ramp it up. Hell, fighting a kid and then being friends is normal for boys. 

^^^^ That!
I2 today is not i2 of yesteryear. It is a knitting circle. Those that participate be they nice or asshats know their place and the price to be there. Odeon is the overlord

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Re: How would you kick someones ass?
« Reply #37 on: April 18, 2011, 10:05:45 AM »
I agree with that Les. If you are fighting a regular guy there will be no need to ramp it up. Hell, fighting a kid and then being friends is normal for boys. 

^^^^ That!

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Re: How would you kick someones ass?
« Reply #38 on: April 18, 2011, 10:33:49 AM »
or...if you are a bit of a weakling,  just pay someone to do it for you :green:

Typical British thinking. :zoinks:
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Re: How would you kick someones ass?
« Reply #39 on: April 18, 2011, 10:34:49 AM »
or...if you are a bit of a weakling,  just pay someone to do it for you :green:

Typical British thinking. :zoinks:

At least we're never late for a fight.  :zoinks:
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Re: How would you kick someones ass?
« Reply #40 on: April 18, 2011, 10:44:22 AM »
or...if you are a bit of a weakling,  just pay someone to do it for you :green:

Typical British thinking. :zoinks:

At least we're never late for a fight.  :zoinks:

At least we don't need our friends to rescue us. :zoinks:
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Re: How would you kick someones ass?
« Reply #41 on: April 18, 2011, 11:09:52 AM »
or...if you are a bit of a weakling,  just pay someone to do it for you :green:

Typical British thinking. :zoinks:

At least we're never late for a fight.  :zoinks:

At least we don't need our friends to rescue us. :zoinks:

I think you mean lackeys.  :zoinks:
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Re: How would you kick someones ass?
« Reply #42 on: April 18, 2011, 11:34:19 AM »
I don't see the point in not fighting dirty IMO.  :dunno:

It's about fighting with your brain , and NOT getting the shit kicked out of you.
Of course it's always better to avoid these situations but there are times you have to defend yourself.

It's a fight, not a sport.  This is about dishing out an ass-kicking in an alleyway so you don't have to take one yourself.  This isn't boxing or karate or wrestling.  There are no rules except hurt the other guy more than he hurts you.

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Re: How would you kick someones ass?
« Reply #43 on: April 18, 2011, 11:40:16 AM »
or...if you are a bit of a weakling,  just pay someone to do it for you :green:

Typical British thinking. :zoinks:

At least we're never late for a fight.  :zoinks:

At least we don't need our friends to rescue us. :zoinks:

I think you mean lackeys.  :zoinks:

I think you mean "the people who kicked Britain's ass in two separate wars". :zoinks:
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Re: How would you kick someones ass?
« Reply #44 on: April 18, 2011, 11:45:47 AM »
I don't see the point in not fighting dirty IMO.  :dunno:

It's about fighting with your brain , and NOT getting the shit kicked out of you.
Of course it's always better to avoid these situations but there are times you have to defend yourself.

It's a fight, not a sport.  This is about dishing out an ass-kicking in an alleyway so you don't have to take one yourself.  This isn't boxing or karate or wrestling.  There are no rules except hurt the other guy more than he hurts you.

I'm not saying it's a sport I think you've misread me.
what i'm saying is I don't get the whole "Fight like a man" and etc , if someone wants to beat the shit out of you you shouldn;t be afraid to fight "dirty" to protect yourself.

I probably conveyed it wrong , I've had little sleep.  :autism:

or...if you are a bit of a weakling,  just pay someone to do it for you :green:

Typical British thinking. :zoinks:

At least we're never late for a fight.  :zoinks:

At least we don't need our friends to rescue us. :zoinks:

I think you mean lackeys.  :zoinks:

I think you mean "the people who kicked Britain's ass in two separate wars". :zoinks:

And then bickered and fought against themselves? Yup I do.  :zoinks:
I'll just diagnose myself as Goddess of the Universe and have done with it. Hell with autism!  :green: :zoinks:

nice is just something written on biscuits.