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when you take your balls out of your bitch's mouth and they all slimey
« on: October 16, 2010, 12:48:08 PM »
I hate dog spit  >:(

slobbery slobbery
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Re: when you take your balls out of your bitch's mouth and they all slimey
« Reply #1 on: October 16, 2010, 12:49:13 PM »
"your bitch" :D

cat spit is cute :D

cutest spit is budgie spit! like it would bite me, and there would be like an almost invisible speck of moisture "AWWWW!!!"
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Re: when you take your balls out of your bitch's mouth and they all slimey
« Reply #2 on: October 16, 2010, 12:50:07 PM »
my dog won't share her toys with my kitten

even though my kitten really wants to play with the blue ball
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Re: when you take your balls out of your bitch's mouth and they all slimey
« Reply #3 on: October 16, 2010, 12:51:29 PM »
Quote from: big fat sophopotamus on October 16, 2010, 12:50:07 PM
my dog won't share her toys with my kitten

even though my kitten really wants to play with the blue ball

reminds me of this outtatown friend w a dog and a cat.
the most commonly yelled message in that household was "Let go of the cats head!!!"

as soon as the dog let go, the cat pawed it across the mouth, and taunted it again :D it just looked very brutal w the cat head almost "gone" :D
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Re: when you take your balls out of your bitch's mouth and they all slimey
« Reply #4 on: October 16, 2010, 06:01:42 PM »
I just KNEW this was about Soph's doggie.  :lol:
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Re: when you take your balls out of your bitch's mouth and they all slimey
« Reply #5 on: October 16, 2010, 08:49:39 PM »
Just put peanut butter behind your balls to get a dog to lick it
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Re: when you take your balls out of your bitch's mouth and they all slimey
« Reply #6 on: October 16, 2010, 08:56:24 PM »
Quote from: richard on October 16, 2010, 08:49:39 PM
Just put peanut butter behind your balls to get a dog to lick it

Not all dogs will do that.  Some of them were raised properly by their dams.  Besides would you trust those teeth so close to your equipment?
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Re: when you take your balls out of your bitch's mouth and they all slimey
« Reply #7 on: October 16, 2010, 09:03:47 PM »
haha. not really, and ive never tried it so i dont know if it works. i just saw some guy say it in a movie once
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Re: when you take your balls out of your bitch's mouth and they all slimey
« Reply #8 on: October 17, 2010, 01:13:08 AM »
Quote from: richard on October 16, 2010, 09:03:47 PM
haha. not really, and ive never tried it so i dont know if it works. i just saw some guy say it in a movie once

Likely story
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Re: when you take your balls out of your bitch's mouth and they all slimey
« Reply #9 on: October 17, 2010, 01:23:50 AM »
Quote from: Sir_Les_Patterson on October 17, 2010, 01:13:08 AM
Quote from: richard on October 16, 2010, 09:03:47 PM
haha. not really, and ive never tried it so i dont know if it works. i just saw some guy say it in a movie once

Likely story

My guess is richard thought women used Vaginamite on their pussies for their pussies to lick off.
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Re: when you take your balls out of your bitch's mouth and they all slimey
« Reply #10 on: October 17, 2010, 06:18:50 AM »
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Funny thread.  :zoinks:
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Re: when you take your balls out of your bitch's mouth and they all slimey
« Reply #11 on: October 17, 2010, 08:24:29 AM »
No Sir_faggot, a likely story is you having a heart attack, or getting into a car accident.
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Re: when you take your balls out of your bitch's mouth and they all slimey
« Reply #12 on: October 18, 2010, 01:09:35 AM »
Quote from: richard on October 17, 2010, 08:24:29 AM
No Sir_faggot, a likely story is you having a heart attack, or getting into a car accident.

Says richard, while massaging his agates and his BIG FUCKING PETERS
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Re: when you take your balls out of your bitch's mouth and they all slimey
« Reply #13 on: October 18, 2010, 03:44:03 AM »
I thought this thread was about Soph's bitch and balls.
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