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Re: Post an embarrassing or disgusting fact about you.
« Reply #405 on: December 19, 2007, 06:19:08 PM »
I just put everything in a bowl,
and shovel it all in together.
I could never watch you eat, Oh the nightmares I'd get from it would be bad

Exposure Therapy might help.
We'll start slowly.

Join me for a smoked kabob, once I can get on my deck again. Try it! It might help.

(My deck is drifted up more than waste deep, in snow, right now. We'll have to do this after the thaw.)
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Re: Post an embarrassing or disgusting fact about you.
« Reply #406 on: December 19, 2007, 07:31:35 PM »
I just put everything in a bowl,
and shovel it all in together.

I do the same.  I used to mix everything together and eat it out of the pot, but that bugged the hell out of mum, so I started using a plate.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Post an embarrassing or disgusting fact about you.
« Reply #407 on: December 19, 2007, 07:46:19 PM »
If it wasn't for the exquisite pleasure I get from the fragrances and aromas of preparing food, I would really feel that way.

I am always disappointed that i don't taste much. I can really smell, though.

I have a trick sense of taste.
Sometimes, it's REALLY good.
Smoking seems to have damaged it,
quite a bit.

I can't really tell the difference between
smelling and tasting though.


I just put everything in a bowl,
and shovel it all in together.
I could never watch you eat, Oh the nightmares I'd get from it would be bad

Ah, and you would just love the
ritual of sucking my beard clean.

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Re: Post an embarrassing or disgusting fact about you.
« Reply #408 on: December 19, 2007, 08:23:55 PM »
I don't taste or smell much.  Food is usually pretty bland to me unless I use industrial quantities of seasonings, and herbs can make the food bitter or otherwise spoil it before they give it an aroma that I'll notice; I've damaged my mouth lining a few times by putting too much raw garlic in things.   My unami taste is ok though, so I like to have a lot of meat in my meals; they tend to taste of nothing much at all if they've not got any meat.  Prawns are my favourite, but they're expensive and polluted, so I only eat them very rarely.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Post an embarrassing or disgusting fact about you.
« Reply #409 on: December 19, 2007, 10:00:20 PM »
that's umami. :P
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Re: Post an embarrassing or disgusting fact about you.
« Reply #410 on: December 20, 2007, 09:07:25 AM »
It's a transliteration.  I'll spell it how I like.  :P
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Post an embarrassing or disgusting fact about you.
« Reply #411 on: December 20, 2007, 02:43:44 PM »
I don't taste or smell much.  Food is usually pretty bland to me unless I use industrial quantities of seasonings, and herbs can make the food bitter or otherwise spoil it before they give it an aroma that I'll notice; I've damaged my mouth lining a few times by putting too much raw garlic in things.   My unami taste is ok though, so I like to have a lot of meat in my meals; they tend to taste of nothing much at all if they've not got any meat.  Prawns are my favourite, but they're expensive and polluted, so I only eat them very rarely.

I'm withh you in some of thiss. I really only tasste salts ans sweeets. Sometnig that someone likes because it is bitter has zerro flavor for me. same withsours.

I smell last week's cooking, though, and antything, really. I smelll everything, like a dog. I even can trakc, by scent. I don't know why, except that DSI may be at hand. some senses are turned up higher than others. I have controlll of my olfactory and my auditory though - i can smell the most powerfull scents with no negative affect and the same with sounds.. the others do not respond to my queries or requests./ 



I live by smell and sound, mosttly. I feel OK, but I can't depend on my sense of feel to exist from one day to the next. Some days it doesn't work, but it NEVER lies. The senses of sound and sight and smell may lie to me. I depend on touch, becausde it either works or it doesn't. NO BULLSHIT! It works a bit too well at times and now it hardly works ayt all, but it is clean and true.


others are mostly fuckking mixed oup right now.
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Re: Post an embarrassing or disgusting fact about you.
« Reply #412 on: December 28, 2007, 11:46:47 AM »
I just took a 42 gallon contractor grade bag of shit(coffee cups,soda bottles papers) and god only knows how much dog hair out of my truck I can see the floor now!  I am particularly harsh on vehicles :-[
They alway get like this then I clean them and say never again, yeah right :wanker:
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Re: Post an embarrassing or disgusting fact about you.
« Reply #413 on: December 28, 2007, 12:43:32 PM »
ive eaten my sperm before

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Re: Post an embarrassing or disgusting fact about you.
« Reply #414 on: December 28, 2007, 03:19:41 PM »
I don't taste or smell much.  Food is usually pretty bland to me unless I use industrial quantities of seasonings, and herbs can make the food bitter or otherwise spoil it before they give it an aroma that I'll notice; I've damaged my mouth lining a few times by putting too much raw garlic in things.   My unami taste is ok though, so I like to have a lot of meat in my meals; they tend to taste of nothing much at all if they've not got any meat.  Prawns are my favourite, but they're expensive and polluted, so I only eat them very rarely.

I'm withh you in some of thiss. I really only tasste salts ans sweeets. Sometnig that someone likes because it is bitter has zerro flavor for me. same withsours.


Funny. We're almost exact opposites here. Because,
I don't so much smell things, as taste them. I always assumed
that, since the two are so closely linked, that's what it's like
for everyone. But, I'm not sure now. Because, I really think
other people smell with their nose, not their mouth.  :laugh:

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Re: Post an embarrassing or disgusting fact about you.
« Reply #415 on: December 28, 2007, 07:01:19 PM »
ive eaten my sperm before

I am not that flexible
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Re: Post an embarrassing or disgusting fact about you.
« Reply #416 on: December 28, 2007, 07:01:49 PM »
ive eaten my sperm before

I am not that flexible


Can't get your hand to your mouth?  ???

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Re: Post an embarrassing or disgusting fact about you.
« Reply #417 on: December 28, 2007, 07:14:28 PM »
Maybe he has this problem

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Re: Post an embarrassing or disgusting fact about you.
« Reply #418 on: December 28, 2007, 07:40:43 PM »
Oh the things I want to say.....<sigh>

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« Reply #419 on: December 28, 2007, 07:59:46 PM »
Oh the things I want to say.....<sigh>

If you feel you can't say them here, then Im worried.