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Re: Post an embarrassing or disgusting fact about you.
« Reply #225 on: September 15, 2007, 06:48:27 PM »

When I'm done shopping, I find one of the shopping cart corrals much farther away, because it is mostly free of nearby cars. Once I get almost there, I play shopping cart horseshoes and launch the fucking thing with all the pent-up energy I saved from not being allowed strangle any annoying co-patrons.

It's like horseshoes, because close counts as a score. Sorry about the occasional "Beamer" parked unfortunately in range, so as to not get pranged by other doors.
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Re: Post an embarrassing or disgusting fact about you.
« Reply #226 on: September 15, 2007, 06:49:00 PM »
I've never had a guy cum all over me.

Well, other than myself.
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Re: Post an embarrassing or disgusting fact about you.
« Reply #227 on: September 15, 2007, 07:05:08 PM »

That's fucking disgusting.
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Re: Post an embarrassing or disgusting fact about you.
« Reply #228 on: September 15, 2007, 07:12:06 PM »
I'v had guys come on to me more times than I can shake a stick at. :eh: :ghey: :puke:  :darnit: 
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Re: Post an embarrassing or disgusting fact about you.
« Reply #229 on: September 16, 2007, 02:54:11 AM »
hot.
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Re: Post an embarrassing or disgusting fact about you.
« Reply #230 on: September 18, 2007, 04:49:23 PM »
I've never had a girl come onto me.  :'(

Only guys.
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Re: Post an embarrassing or disgusting fact about you.
« Reply #231 on: September 18, 2007, 05:42:29 PM »
Quote from: SupernaturalDork on September 18, 2007, 04:49:23 PM
I've never had a girl come onto me.  :'(

Only guys.

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Re: Post an embarrassing or disgusting fact about you.
« Reply #232 on: September 18, 2007, 06:43:29 PM »
 :agreed:
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Re: Post an embarrassing or disgusting fact about you.
« Reply #233 on: September 18, 2007, 07:11:53 PM »
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Re: Post an embarrassing or disgusting fact about you.
« Reply #234 on: September 19, 2007, 12:41:27 AM »
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Re: Post an embarrassing or disgusting fact about you.
« Reply #235 on: September 19, 2007, 12:49:17 AM »
All over again?
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Re: Post an embarrassing or disgusting fact about you.
« Reply #236 on: September 19, 2007, 12:50:39 AM »
that part is just your usual mo. ;)
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Re: Post an embarrassing or disgusting fact about you.
« Reply #237 on: September 19, 2007, 12:51:15 AM »
Or Yogi Berra's.
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Re: Post an embarrassing or disgusting fact about you.
« Reply #238 on: September 20, 2007, 12:30:58 AM »
Quote from: SupernaturalDork on September 18, 2007, 04:49:23 PM
I've never had a girl come onto me.  :'(

Only guys.

how YOU doin'? :eyebrows: :-* :eyelash:
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Re: Post an embarrassing or disgusting fact about you.
« Reply #239 on: September 20, 2007, 07:29:39 AM »
Quote from: Hannahfan on September 20, 2007, 12:30:58 AM
Quote from: SupernaturalDork on September 18, 2007, 04:49:23 PM
I've never had a girl come onto me.  :'(

Only guys.

how YOU doin'? :eyebrows: :-* :eyelash:

Goddamn you! you beat me to it!
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