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Re: Post an embarrassing or disgusting fact about you.
« Reply #180 on: August 29, 2007, 07:32:46 PM »
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Also i can stop pissing mid-stream ( or i used to be able to last time i tried).
Do i have special muscles ?

If you do have special muscles then I must have them too. 

I think they are called the pubococcygeus muscles and ours must be strong.

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Re: Post an embarrassing or disgusting fact about you.
« Reply #181 on: August 30, 2007, 02:12:24 AM »
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Also i can stop pissing mid-stream ( or i used to be able to last time i tried).
Do i have special muscles ?
If you do have special muscles then I must have them too. 
I think they are called the pubococcygeus muscles and ours must be strong.
I can too but I thought it was different for guys.
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Re: Post an embarrassing or disgusting fact about you.
« Reply #182 on: August 30, 2007, 06:48:20 AM »
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Also i can stop pissing mid-stream ( or i used to be able to last time i tried).
Do i have special muscles ?
If you do have special muscles then I must have them too. 
I think they are called the pubococcygeus muscles and ours must be strong.
I can too but I thought it was different for guys.

No, I think it's pretty similar.  Women are just encouraged more to exercise those muscles.  I don't think guys sit around talking about doing "kegels". 

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Re: Post an embarrassing or disgusting fact about you.
« Reply #183 on: August 30, 2007, 06:51:27 AM »
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Also i can stop pissing mid-stream ( or i used to be able to last time i tried).
Do i have special muscles ?
If you do have special muscles then I must have them too. 
I think they are called the pubococcygeus muscles and ours must be strong.
I can too but I thought it was different for guys.

No, I think it's pretty similar.  Women are just encouraged more to exercise those muscles.  I don't think guys sit around talking about doing "kegels". 

it burns when i stop my piss midstream....a kinda burn at the tip of my urethra
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Re: Post an embarrassing or disgusting fact about you.
« Reply #184 on: August 30, 2007, 07:00:45 AM »
Ive always been able to do it. I remember a group of us playing at school once, we were running around pissing on each other ( like you do).
Anyway, i could stop and then start again no problems. I was asked how i managed to do it.
I don't know, i think it may be a bit more effort now. Ive not tried for a long time, i may test it out next time i go, if i remember.

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Re: Post an embarrassing or disgusting fact about you.
« Reply #185 on: August 30, 2007, 07:21:06 AM »
Ive always been able to do it. I remember a group of us playing at school once, we were running around pissing on each other ( like you do).
Anyway, i could stop and then start again no problems. I was asked how i managed to do it.
I don't know, i think it may be a bit more effort now. Ive not tried for a long time, i may test it out next time i go, if i remember.
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Re: Post an embarrassing or disgusting fact about you.
« Reply #186 on: August 30, 2007, 07:37:43 AM »
Ive always been able to do it. I remember a group of us playing at school once, we were running around pissing on each other ( like you do).
Anyway, i could stop and then start again no problems. I was asked how i managed to do it.
I don't know, i think it may be a bit more effort now. Ive not tried for a long time, i may test it out next time i go, if i remember.
marking dawg would be jealous.

i bet you were able to mark sevral kids shoes that day.

Yes, that was a good game. A bit worrying, people running towards you with there dicks hanging out though.
It never did catch on. Probably just as well.

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Re: Post an embarrassing or disgusting fact about you.
« Reply #187 on: August 30, 2007, 07:39:01 AM »
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Re: Post an embarrassing or disgusting fact about you.
« Reply #188 on: August 30, 2007, 07:45:04 AM »
Ive always been able to do it. I remember a group of us playing at school once, we were running around pissing on each other ( like you do).
Anyway, i could stop and then start again no problems. I was asked how i managed to do it.
I don't know, i think it may be a bit more effort now. Ive not tried for a long time, i may test it out next time i go, if i remember.
marking dawg would be jealous.

i bet you were able to mark sevral kids shoes that day.

Yes, that was a good game. A bit worrying, people running towards you with there dicks hanging out though.
It never did catch on. Probably just as well.

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Re: Post an embarrassing or disgusting fact about you.
« Reply #189 on: August 30, 2007, 08:03:34 AM »
Ive always been able to do it. I remember a group of us playing at school once, we were running around pissing on each other ( like you do).
Anyway, i could stop and then start again no problems. I was asked how i managed to do it.
I don't know, i think it may be a bit more effort now. Ive not tried for a long time, i may test it out next time i go, if i remember.
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Re: Post an embarrassing or disgusting fact about you.
« Reply #190 on: August 30, 2007, 09:55:41 AM »
I've always been able to stop and start with no difficulty.
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Re: Post an embarrassing or disgusting fact about you.
« Reply #191 on: August 30, 2007, 10:15:15 AM »
I can start and stop with no difficulty.   Harder to start peeing when I really don't have anything to piss at all.   Really easy when I have to pee badly obviously.   It is easier for me to piss on things in front of people when I am drunk (cars, fences, etc.).    If I do stop peeing before I am finished it ends up bothering me and I have to piss later to finish off what I started (I don't have to actually pinch it off though). 

I used to pick my nose and eat it when I was in elementary school.   Now I sometimes pick my nose, but I leave the boogers behind on a chair or something like that. 
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Re: Post an embarrassing or disgusting fact about you.
« Reply #192 on: August 31, 2007, 08:13:18 AM »
I usually get up in the middle of the night at least once and have a cup of lite cranberry juice and some dry cereal.  Honestly, it seems to help me get back to sleep rather than keep me awake.
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Re: Post an embarrassing or disgusting fact about you.
« Reply #193 on: August 31, 2007, 08:39:54 AM »
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Also i can stop pissing mid-stream ( or i used to be able to last time i tried).
Do i have special muscles ?
If you do have special muscles then I must have them too. 
I think they are called the pubococcygeus muscles and ours must be strong.
I can too but I thought it was different for guys.

No, I think it's pretty similar.  Women are just encouraged more to exercise those muscles.  I don't think guys sit around talking about doing "kegels". 

I do.
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Re: Post an embarrassing or disgusting fact about you.
« Reply #194 on: August 31, 2007, 01:39:10 PM »
I've always been able to stop and start with no difficulty.

OK, I can stop the flow, but what do you do with that couple of teaspoons that made it down the pipe before the valve was shut off, without pinching it off. At that point, those couple of teaspoons are already cooling and enjoying their freedom. I have not mastered sucking it back up.
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