A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
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...Also i can stop pissing mid-stream ( or i used to be able to last time i tried).Do i have special muscles ?
Quote from: KosmoZero on August 29, 2007, 04:52:43 PM...Also i can stop pissing mid-stream ( or i used to be able to last time i tried).Do i have special muscles ?If you do have special muscles then I must have them too. I think they are called the pubococcygeus muscles and ours must be strong.
Quote from: Callaway on August 29, 2007, 07:32:46 PMQuote from: KosmoZero on August 29, 2007, 04:52:43 PM...Also i can stop pissing mid-stream ( or i used to be able to last time i tried).Do i have special muscles ?If you do have special muscles then I must have them too. I think they are called the pubococcygeus muscles and ours must be strong.I can too but I thought it was different for guys.
Quote from: renaeden on August 30, 2007, 02:12:24 AMQuote from: Callaway on August 29, 2007, 07:32:46 PMQuote from: KosmoZero on August 29, 2007, 04:52:43 PM...Also i can stop pissing mid-stream ( or i used to be able to last time i tried).Do i have special muscles ?If you do have special muscles then I must have them too. I think they are called the pubococcygeus muscles and ours must be strong.I can too but I thought it was different for guys.No, I think it's pretty similar. Women are just encouraged more to exercise those muscles. I don't think guys sit around talking about doing "kegels".
Ive always been able to do it. I remember a group of us playing at school once, we were running around pissing on each other ( like you do).Anyway, i could stop and then start again no problems. I was asked how i managed to do it.I don't know, i think it may be a bit more effort now. Ive not tried for a long time, i may test it out next time i go, if i remember.
Quote from: KosmoZero on August 30, 2007, 07:00:45 AMIve always been able to do it. I remember a group of us playing at school once, we were running around pissing on each other ( like you do).Anyway, i could stop and then start again no problems. I was asked how i managed to do it.I don't know, i think it may be a bit more effort now. Ive not tried for a long time, i may test it out next time i go, if i remember. marking dawg would be jealous.i bet you were able to mark sevral kids shoes that day.
Quote from: McLicker on August 30, 2007, 07:21:06 AMQuote from: KosmoZero on August 30, 2007, 07:00:45 AMIve always been able to do it. I remember a group of us playing at school once, we were running around pissing on each other ( like you do).Anyway, i could stop and then start again no problems. I was asked how i managed to do it.I don't know, i think it may be a bit more effort now. Ive not tried for a long time, i may test it out next time i go, if i remember. marking dawg would be jealous.i bet you were able to mark sevral kids shoes that day.Yes, that was a good game. A bit worrying, people running towards you with there dicks hanging out though.It never did catch on. Probably just as well.
14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.
I've always been able to stop and start with no difficulty.