Post an embarrassing or disgusting fact about you.

[Diesel]

Did you get the warts frozen off by the doctor? Cos that's bloody painful.

Tried that once but they came back.
Stuck wit the Compound W (mild acidic solution that's applied to the wart).
Also took high doses of vitiam C for about a month.

Combination of the 2 got rid of them.....and that was 18 years ago.
Haven't had one since.

[DirtDawg]

i don't have warts.

How did you get rid of them after fucking so many toads?

I have had a couple in the distant past. Not on my dick, though. I was not aware of my body's needs back then and I ate lots of shit, but not healthful foods. I think that contributed to my being susceptible. They were, both, burned off, leaving a huge hole, which eventually healed. They were done after their burning. Sure did stink, though.

[Litigious]

Silver nitrate. Simple, effective and as good as no pain.

[apatura_iris]

I presently have two ingrown pubic hairs.

 

[DirtDawg]

I presently have two ingrown pubic hairs.

 

OK. You win.

[Unicorn Giggles]

I had a wart on my knee once, but I cut it out with a pair of toenail clippers and these little teeny scissor things I found. then i stuck one of those acid patch things they say to stick on 'em in the hole.  A week later I had a new scar and have never had a wart since.

[Unicorn Giggles]

I masturbate upwards of seven times a day, and I am starting to run out of towels.

The other day I farted at work in the back room, and My boss walked through it and threw up, I later gave in and took a shit at work, It looked like something from a hentai tentacle rape movie, it was terrifying because it just didn't stop, and it was so loud and stunk like indian food gone bad sitting in an open sewer. 

One time I told a guy who had a dying relative that I couldn't cover for him at work because I had to pick up a guy in the middle of nowhere a couple of states over the next day, in reality I was going to see a band I have seen at least 70 times.

[McGiver]

you sound like me.

[duncvis]

I just realised I'm wearing my pants backwards, when I tried to put my hands in my pockets. I've had them on an hour and a half.

[Litigious]

[McGiver]

I just realised I'm wearing my pants backwards, when I tried to put my hands in my pockets. I've had them on an hour and a half.

i wouldn't last that long.  i lurve to play pocket pool.

[DirtDawg]

I just realised I'm wearing my pants backwards, when I tried to put my hands in my pockets. I've had them on an hour and a half.

As long as they were sweats or jumpers, you're fine. It's fairly common. If you zipped up in the back, you have a problem ...

[El]

I have a necromancy fetish.

[Alex179]

I have a necromancy fetish.

As in summoning the dead?  You have an attachment with undead summons.   That and raising threads from the dead.

Necrophiliacs are people that have sex with the dead, they are usually morticians or work in a morgue in some capacity (some are serial killers obviously).   Necrophilia is not that common.

I lose things when I get high sometimes.   I have lost my cellphone twice.  I almost never lose things otherwise.

[El]

Reviving dead threads.