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Re: Post an embarrassing or disgusting fact about you.
« Reply #90 on: February 01, 2007, 03:43:05 AM »
Quote from: Nomaken on February 01, 2007, 01:06:14 AM
I haven't talked about this before, 1) because I have a mild phobia of shit and I feel uncomfortable talking about it, but 2) it didn't really occur to me to explain it.

I have no strength in my push.  I can only force shit out when there is a lot of it, and when the natural urge kicks in.  Even when I can feel it in there, I cannot push hard enough to get it out.  The way i've solved this is to take so many laxatives that it turns it all into fluid.

Plus I doubt anyone else has this kind of problem, but now I am kind of curious.

What's wrong with just waiting until you need a shit to take a shit?  ???  I never need to push with any great force; I only get the urge to shit when the pressure's built up a fair amount, and then it's more a matter of opening my sphincters and letting it evacuate itself under it's own pressure rather than actively pushing it out.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

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Re: Post an embarrassing or disgusting fact about you.
« Reply #91 on: February 01, 2007, 04:33:49 AM »
Quote from: PeterMacKenzie on February 01, 2007, 03:43:05 AM
Quote from: Nomaken on February 01, 2007, 01:06:14 AM
I haven't talked about this before, 1) because I have a mild phobia of shit and I feel uncomfortable talking about it, but 2) it didn't really occur to me to explain it.

I have no strength in my push.  I can only force shit out when there is a lot of it, and when the natural urge kicks in.  Even when I can feel it in there, I cannot push hard enough to get it out.  The way i've solved this is to take so many laxatives that it turns it all into fluid.

Plus I doubt anyone else has this kind of problem, but now I am kind of curious.

What's wrong with just waiting until you need a shit to take a shit?  ???  I never need to push with any great force; I only get the urge to shit when the pressure's built up a fair amount, and then it's more a matter of opening my sphincters and letting it evacuate itself under it's own pressure rather than actively pushing it out.

Because sometimes the force is not enough. some of them are really stubborn, mainly the really hard ones, and if you are constipated enough, it won't come out. It's right there, but you can't push until your bowel moves and squeezes it out. I know what he means.

Also a torn anus is not fun.
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Re: Post an embarrassing or disgusting fact about you.
« Reply #92 on: February 01, 2007, 05:34:14 AM »
a ripped anus is alot better than an obstructed bowel.
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Re: Post an embarrassing or disgusting fact about you.
« Reply #93 on: February 01, 2007, 05:57:45 AM »
Most of my shits have the consistency of fluffy clouds, and are very non-anus-rippy.   :)  I only get an anus-ripper if I hold one in for hours until I've extracted most of the water from it, and it's formed a plug behind my anus from the pressure of the shit behind it.  It pays to listen to the call of nature.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Post an embarrassing or disgusting fact about you.
« Reply #94 on: February 01, 2007, 07:40:51 AM »
I don't get the natural urge very often.  And if I don't combine the natural urge with pushing like hell, it isn't coming out.  That is, unless I take a lot of laxatives. 
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Re: Post an embarrassing or disgusting fact about you.
« Reply #95 on: February 01, 2007, 10:17:20 AM »
Almost sounds like you have a kind of weakness in some of the muscles involved in the pushing process.
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Re: Post an embarrassing or disgusting fact about you.
« Reply #96 on: February 02, 2007, 01:11:43 AM »
pooptalk, what fun.
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Re: Post an embarrassing or disgusting fact about you.
« Reply #97 on: February 02, 2007, 01:52:58 AM »
Jepp, shit fun, like we say here.  8)
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Re: Post an embarrassing or disgusting fact about you.
« Reply #98 on: February 06, 2007, 10:42:20 AM »
Quote from: PeterMacKenzie on February 01, 2007, 05:57:45 AM
Most of my shits have the consistency of fluffy clouds, and are very non-anus-rippy.   :)  I only get an anus-ripper if I hold one in for hours until I've extracted most of the water from it, and it's formed a plug behind my anus from the pressure of the shit behind it.  It pays to listen to the call of nature.

peter is so perfect and darling he poops fluffy clouds. :P
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Re: Post an embarrassing or disgusting fact about you.
« Reply #99 on: February 06, 2007, 11:06:16 AM »
Quote from: Milla Bobilla Banana Boink on February 06, 2007, 10:42:20 AM
Quote from: PeterMacKenzie on February 01, 2007, 05:57:45 AM
Most of my shits have the consistency of fluffy clouds, and are very non-anus-rippy.   :)  I only get an anus-ripper if I hold one in for hours until I've extracted most of the water from it, and it's formed a plug behind my anus from the pressure of the shit behind it.  It pays to listen to the call of nature.

peter is so perfect and darling he poops fluffy clouds. :P
in the shapes of bunnies, kittens, hearts and mooses.
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Re: Post an embarrassing or disgusting fact about you.
« Reply #100 on: February 06, 2007, 01:38:12 PM »
Quote from: McJagger on February 06, 2007, 11:06:16 AM
Quote from: Milla Bobilla Banana Boink on February 06, 2007, 10:42:20 AM
Quote from: PeterMacKenzie on February 01, 2007, 05:57:45 AM
Most of my shits have the consistency of fluffy clouds, and are very non-anus-rippy.   :)  I only get an anus-ripper if I hold one in for hours until I've extracted most of the water from it, and it's formed a plug behind my anus from the pressure of the shit behind it.  It pays to listen to the call of nature.

peter is so perfect and darling he poops fluffy clouds. :P
in the shapes of bunnies, kittens, hearts and mooses.

Nah, that was back when the scariest thing he had ever done was shit. Now, his kittens are fucking the bunnies and the moose is shaking hearts off its antlers, after just goring a crowd of emos.
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Re: Post an embarrassing or disgusting fact about you.
« Reply #101 on: February 06, 2007, 07:43:27 PM »
have i mentioned my third ball?
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Re: Post an embarrassing or disgusting fact about you.
« Reply #102 on: February 06, 2007, 07:51:44 PM »
Quote from: McJagger on February 06, 2007, 07:43:27 PM
have i mentioned my third ball?

Get a needle out and lance the sumbitch!

... or call the doctor.
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Re: Post an embarrassing or disgusting fact about you.
« Reply #103 on: February 06, 2007, 08:05:27 PM »
Quote from: DirtDawg on February 06, 2007, 07:51:44 PM
Quote from: McJagger on February 06, 2007, 07:43:27 PM
have i mentioned my third ball?

Get a needle out and lance the sumbitch!

... or call the doctor.
but i have become attatched to it.
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Re: Post an embarrassing or disgusting fact about you.
« Reply #104 on: February 06, 2007, 11:21:22 PM »
Quote from: McJagger on February 06, 2007, 08:05:27 PM
Quote from: DirtDawg on February 06, 2007, 07:51:44 PM
Quote from: McJagger on February 06, 2007, 07:43:27 PM
have i mentioned my third ball?

Get a needle out and lance the sumbitch!

... or call the doctor.
but i have become attatched to it.
It is attached to you.
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