Post an embarrassing or disgusting fact about you.

[Bastet]

My asshole itches and I look forward to wiping it with a baby wipe to scratch it.

[Gopher Gary]

 

[DirtDawg]

You got it, Bud!

Seems as if this guy is only here to stir the pot. Not sure why.

Maybe you should take him on.

[DirtDawg]

... Or, fuck it, maybe we all should.

[Gopher Gary]

Maybe you should take him on.

Nah, I like her and just want to see a picture of her scratching her butt. Though don't feel left out, I'd look at a picture of you scratching your butt too. 

[DirtDawg]

Maybe you should take him on.

Nah, I like her and just want to see a picture of her scratching her butt. Though don't feel left out, I'd look at a picture of you scratching your butt too. 

Agree with the first bit, but seriously doubt the second bit.
I am am old and wrinkled and have no butt whatsoever.


(Kidding. For a man almost sixty years old, I am quite hawt, but I "never" scratch my ass.)
 

[DirtDawg]

Maybe you should take him on.

Nah, I like her and just want to see a picture of her scratching her butt. Though don't feel left out, I'd look at a picture of you scratching your butt too. 

Are you saying that Buttplug is a female?

I did not know.

Maybe I will lighten up and allow "her" a wide swath with which to pass.

[Gopher Gary]

I say treat her like anyone else. I don't give women a pussy pass unless they show it to me. 

['andersom']

Maybe you should take him on.

Nah, I like her and just want to see a picture of her scratching her butt. Though don't feel left out, I'd look at a picture of you scratching your butt too. 

Are you saying that Buttplug is a female?

I did not know.

Maybe I will lighten up and allow "her" a wide swath with which to pass.

She went under various names outside buttplug. Ducky is how she often is referred to.

[DirtDawg]

I say treat her like anyone else. I don't give women a pussy pass unless they show it to me. 

Not sure if I agree. The best way I know of to blow up an over grown pussy is to offer a really kind and sincere "pussy pass" for all of her grievous, numerous and failing indiscretions.
 

[DirtDawg]

Maybe you should take him on.

Nah, I like her and just want to see a picture of her scratching her butt. Though don't feel left out, I'd look at a picture of you scratching your butt too. 

Are you saying that Buttplug is a female?

I did not know.

Maybe I will lighten up and allow "her" a wide swath with which to pass.

She went under various names outside buttplug. Ducky is how she often is referred to.

Never interacted with this person.

I have only seen other people react.

As GG just said, though, a troll is a troll is a troll is a troll (paraphrasing).
 

[Bastet]

Maybe you should take him on.

Nah, I like her and just want to see a picture of her scratching her butt. Though don't feel left out, I'd look at a picture of you scratching your butt too. 

Are you saying that Buttplug is a female?

I did not know.

Maybe I will lighten up and allow "her" a wide swath with which to pass.

She went under various names outside buttplug. Ducky is how she often is referred to.

Never interacted with this person.

I have only seen other people react.

As GG just said, though, a troll is a troll is a troll is a troll (paraphrasing).
 

You have. Skipping on taking your Geritol Complete is fogging up your memory.
 

[DirtDawg]

I have?  Have I?

They say it is always the hearing that goes first, I think, or was it the prostate? Maybe it was the memory.

I can't remember.

Help me to rmember you, please. Are you one of those vibrating Buttplugs that I keep losing?

 

['andersom']

I have?  Have I?

They say it is always the hearing that goes first, I think, or was it the prostate? Maybe it was the memory.

I can't remember.

Help me to rmember you, please. Are you one of those vibrating Buttplugs that I keep losing?

 

The two of you have interacted before, I remembered, so went looking for it.

http://www.intensitysquared.com/index.php/topic,21744.msg1008592.html#msg1008592

[DirtDawg]

Thanks.

I remember the exchange, quite well, but at the time she was using Rage's name so I did not know her as Buttplug.

Anyway, she seems to be fun.