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Re: Post an embarrassing or disgusting fact about you.
« Reply #645 on: April 07, 2012, 03:03:40 AM »
I have been known to fart in elevators.

 I'm sure you have also ruined many a family function.  :fp:
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Re: Post an embarrassing or disgusting fact about you.
« Reply #646 on: April 07, 2012, 03:05:02 AM »
My family doesn't have functions in elevators.  :nerdy:

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Re: Post an embarrassing or disgusting fact about you.
« Reply #647 on: April 07, 2012, 03:08:39 AM »
My family doesn't have functions in elevators.  :nerdy:

 No, not after you spoiled that   :wedding:   Nice going. 
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Re: Post an embarrassing or disgusting fact about you.
« Reply #648 on: April 10, 2012, 05:53:56 PM »
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Re: Post an embarrassing or disgusting fact about you.
« Reply #649 on: April 16, 2012, 08:40:28 PM »
I've been known to go for as long as two weeks without showering.

I'd shower more often if I actually went outside and interacted with people, but I stay inside most days and I'm too lazy to do it until it starts to really bother me.
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Re: Post an embarrassing or disgusting fact about you.
« Reply #650 on: April 16, 2012, 10:00:08 PM »
I like sniffing on my meteorite. nickel iron has that smell and gives me dat feel, :blonde:
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Re: Post an embarrassing or disgusting fact about you.
« Reply #651 on: April 16, 2012, 10:36:07 PM »
I've been known to go for as long as two weeks without showering.

I'd shower more often if I actually went outside and interacted with people, but I stay inside most days and I'm too lazy to do it until it starts to really bother me.
Would that be the odor or the itching that bothers you first?

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Re: Post an embarrassing or disgusting fact about you.
« Reply #652 on: April 16, 2012, 10:41:48 PM »
I've been known to go for as long as two weeks without showering.

I'd shower more often if I actually went outside and interacted with people, but I stay inside most days and I'm too lazy to do it until it starts to really bother me.
Would that be the odor or the itching that bothers you first?

A bit of both.
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Re: Post an embarrassing or disgusting fact about you.
« Reply #653 on: April 17, 2012, 12:04:42 AM »
I sing songs about my cats buttholes.  :lol1:
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Re: Post an embarrassing or disgusting fact about you.
« Reply #654 on: April 17, 2012, 12:04:26 PM »
:aff: :LMAO:
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Re: Post an embarrassing or disgusting fact about you.
« Reply #655 on: April 17, 2012, 04:51:41 PM »
I've been known to go for as long as two weeks without showering.

I'd shower more often if I actually went outside and interacted with people, but I stay inside most days and I'm too lazy to do it until it starts to really bother me.

Same. But now I have somewhere to go so I must smell purdy.
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Re: Post an embarrassing or disgusting fact about you.
« Reply #656 on: August 29, 2013, 08:21:29 PM »
I occasionally. ok, like the smell of the trashcan. especially if something is rotting in it

Its like a car wreck. instead of not looking, I can't help to stop smelling. :blonde:
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« Reply #657 on: August 29, 2013, 08:33:19 PM »
I like smelling my blood.
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Re: Post an embarrassing or disgusting fact about you.
« Reply #658 on: August 30, 2013, 06:38:13 AM »
I have a bifurcated urethra. Not fun when they try to jam a catheter in there. Makes me wonder if I was close genetically to having two wieners.
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Re: Post an embarrassing or disgusting fact about you.
« Reply #659 on: August 30, 2013, 07:38:50 PM »
I still ride the bus.
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