Author Topic: Post an embarrassing or disgusting fact about you.  (Read 17723 times)

0 Members and 5 Guests are viewing this topic.

Offline Calandale

  • Official sheep shagger of the aspie underclass
  • Elder
  • Postwhore Beyond The Pale
  • *****
  • Posts: 41238
  • Karma: -57
  • Gender: Male
  • peep
    • The Game Box: Live!
Re: Post an embarrassing or disgusting fact about you.
« Reply #390 on: December 15, 2007, 08:29:57 AM »
I definately would not spit or swallow at a fancy dinner, wouldn't you be arrested for that? Unless we were in the bathroom, in that case I would spit.  :angel:

Only arrested if caught.
Tablecloths are wonderful.

Offline Calandale

  • Official sheep shagger of the aspie underclass
  • Elder
  • Postwhore Beyond The Pale
  • *****
  • Posts: 41238
  • Karma: -57
  • Gender: Male
  • peep
    • The Game Box: Live!
Re: Post an embarrassing or disgusting fact about you.
« Reply #391 on: December 15, 2007, 08:30:50 AM »


I have shoved expensive shrimp onto the floor to eat pussy, before.


A short, high class, callgirl?

Offline SovaNu

  • astralanes
  • .
  • Almighty Postwhore
  • *****
  • Posts: 19359
  • Karma: 796
  • Gender: Female
Re: Post an embarrassing or disgusting fact about you.
« Reply #392 on: December 15, 2007, 09:49:19 AM »
i imagine went under the table. why would he need to take the shrimp?
"I think everybody has an asshole component to their personality. It's just a matter of how much you indulge it. Those who do it often form a habit. So like any addiction, you have to learn to overcome it."
~Lord Phlexor

"Sometimes stepping on one's own dick is a memorable learning experience."
~PPK

"We are all the sum of our tears. Too little and the ground is not fertile and nothing can grow there; too much, the best of us is washed away."
~Gkar

:blonde:

Offline DirtDawg

  • Insensitive Oaf and Earthworm Whisperer
  • Elder
  • Almighty Postwhore
  • *****
  • Posts: 31602
  • Karma: 2544
  • Gender: Male
  • Last rays of the last days
Re: Post an embarrassing or disgusting fact about you.
« Reply #393 on: December 15, 2007, 10:08:46 AM »


I have shoved expensive shrimp onto the floor to eat pussy, before.


A short, high class, callgirl?

:rofl:

Nupe!

I am talking about a fancy seafood dinner, created at much expense and through hours and hours of prep-time (inspired by my desire to impress a tallish redhead), discarded in a moment's impulse, in order to carry on to a much higher level of socialising (or jump across a few levels, actually).

It all went our way, but I have wished for that dinner back more than once, but with present company atending.
Jimi Hendrix: When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace. 

Ghandi: Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.

The end result of life's daily pain and suffering, trials and failures, tears and laughter, readings and listenings is an accumulation of wisdom in its purest form.

Offline Parts

  • The Mad
  • Caretaker Admin
  • Almighty Postwhore
  • *****
  • Posts: 37477
  • Karma: 3062
  • Gender: Female
  • Who are you?
Re: Post an embarrassing or disgusting fact about you.
« Reply #394 on: December 19, 2007, 07:50:56 AM »
Food  on my plate can't touch other food of different types or I will not eat it
"Eat it up.  Wear it out.  Make it do or do without." 

'People who say it cannot be done should not interrupt those who are doing it.'
George Bernard Shaw

Offline DirtDawg

  • Insensitive Oaf and Earthworm Whisperer
  • Elder
  • Almighty Postwhore
  • *****
  • Posts: 31602
  • Karma: 2544
  • Gender: Male
  • Last rays of the last days
Re: Post an embarrassing or disgusting fact about you.
« Reply #395 on: December 19, 2007, 03:11:30 PM »
Food  on my plate can't touch other food of different types or I will not eat it



so, you would bow out of my awesome and delicious soup!??!

 :grrr:

probably wouldn't eat my homemade bread either, since it has many ingredients touching and even interacting with each other. shame.
Jimi Hendrix: When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace. 

Ghandi: Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.

The end result of life's daily pain and suffering, trials and failures, tears and laughter, readings and listenings is an accumulation of wisdom in its purest form.

Offline Calandale

  • Official sheep shagger of the aspie underclass
  • Elder
  • Postwhore Beyond The Pale
  • *****
  • Posts: 41238
  • Karma: -57
  • Gender: Male
  • peep
    • The Game Box: Live!
Re: Post an embarrassing or disgusting fact about you.
« Reply #396 on: December 19, 2007, 03:15:43 PM »
Food  on my plate can't touch other food of different types or I will not eat it
:laugh:

You just said something very willow.

I miss her.  :'(

Offline Parts

  • The Mad
  • Caretaker Admin
  • Almighty Postwhore
  • *****
  • Posts: 37477
  • Karma: 3062
  • Gender: Female
  • Who are you?
Re: Post an embarrassing or disgusting fact about you.
« Reply #397 on: December 19, 2007, 03:47:24 PM »
Food  on my plate can't touch other food of different types or I will not eat it



so, you would bow out of my awesome and delicious soup!??!

 :grrr:

probably wouldn't eat my homemade bread either, since it has many ingredients touching and even interacting with each other. shame.

If the food is made to touch  say soup of Shepard's pie that is acceptable.  Beans touching my hamburger is not neither are mixed vegetables unless they come that way.  I even have plates with dividers
"Eat it up.  Wear it out.  Make it do or do without." 

'People who say it cannot be done should not interrupt those who are doing it.'
George Bernard Shaw

Offline Calandale

  • Official sheep shagger of the aspie underclass
  • Elder
  • Postwhore Beyond The Pale
  • *****
  • Posts: 41238
  • Karma: -57
  • Gender: Male
  • peep
    • The Game Box: Live!
Re: Post an embarrassing or disgusting fact about you.
« Reply #398 on: December 19, 2007, 03:48:26 PM »
I used to love those plates.
I guess the concept always
vaguely bothered me.  :laugh:

Or else I just liked the style.

Offline Alex179

  • Prince, General
  • Elder
  • Obsessive Postwhore
  • *****
  • Posts: 6677
  • Karma: 345
  • Gender: Male
  • Socially retarded
Re: Post an embarrassing or disgusting fact about you.
« Reply #399 on: December 19, 2007, 03:56:48 PM »
Food  on my plate can't touch other food of different types or I will not eat it
:laugh:

You just said something very willow.

I miss her.  :'(
Yeah.  Same here, I miss her a good deal.   Haven't heard from her in a month or so probably.   

I used to not let foods on my plate touch either.   I tried to reconcile that it all goes into the stomach anyways, but it doesn't work like that.   I am a picky eater to begin with.
:P   Internets are super serious.

Offline Parts

  • The Mad
  • Caretaker Admin
  • Almighty Postwhore
  • *****
  • Posts: 37477
  • Karma: 3062
  • Gender: Female
  • Who are you?
Re: Post an embarrassing or disgusting fact about you.
« Reply #400 on: December 19, 2007, 04:11:54 PM »
I eat one thing at a time too like first the corn then the beans then the meat ect.
"Eat it up.  Wear it out.  Make it do or do without." 

'People who say it cannot be done should not interrupt those who are doing it.'
George Bernard Shaw

Offline Calandale

  • Official sheep shagger of the aspie underclass
  • Elder
  • Postwhore Beyond The Pale
  • *****
  • Posts: 41238
  • Karma: -57
  • Gender: Male
  • peep
    • The Game Box: Live!
Re: Post an embarrassing or disgusting fact about you.
« Reply #401 on: December 19, 2007, 04:14:49 PM »
I just put everything in a bowl,
and shovel it all in together.

Offline DirtDawg

  • Insensitive Oaf and Earthworm Whisperer
  • Elder
  • Almighty Postwhore
  • *****
  • Posts: 31602
  • Karma: 2544
  • Gender: Male
  • Last rays of the last days
Re: Post an embarrassing or disgusting fact about you.
« Reply #402 on: December 19, 2007, 04:17:33 PM »
Food  on my plate can't touch other food of different types or I will not eat it
:laugh:

You just said something very willow.

I miss her.  :'(
Yeah.  Same here, I miss her a good deal.   Haven't heard from her in a month or so probably.   

I used to not let foods on my plate touch either.   I tried to reconcile that it all goes into the stomach anyways, but it doesn't work like that.   I am a picky eater to begin with.

food is just ground up compounds that rot in our guts. we live off the slow fire from the rotting biochemicals. just eat the shit, get it over as fast as you can and shut up! Don't make more of it than it really is.

:D
Jimi Hendrix: When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace. 

Ghandi: Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.

The end result of life's daily pain and suffering, trials and failures, tears and laughter, readings and listenings is an accumulation of wisdom in its purest form.

Offline DirtDawg

  • Insensitive Oaf and Earthworm Whisperer
  • Elder
  • Almighty Postwhore
  • *****
  • Posts: 31602
  • Karma: 2544
  • Gender: Male
  • Last rays of the last days
Re: Post an embarrassing or disgusting fact about you.
« Reply #403 on: December 19, 2007, 04:20:39 PM »
If it wasn't for the exquisite pleasure I get from the fragrances and aromas of preparing food, I would really feel that way.

I am always disappointed that i don't taste much. I can really smell, though.
Jimi Hendrix: When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace. 

Ghandi: Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.

The end result of life's daily pain and suffering, trials and failures, tears and laughter, readings and listenings is an accumulation of wisdom in its purest form.

Offline Parts

  • The Mad
  • Caretaker Admin
  • Almighty Postwhore
  • *****
  • Posts: 37477
  • Karma: 3062
  • Gender: Female
  • Who are you?
Re: Post an embarrassing or disgusting fact about you.
« Reply #404 on: December 19, 2007, 06:05:54 PM »
I just put everything in a bowl,
and shovel it all in together.
I could never watch you eat, Oh the nightmares I'd get from it would be bad
"Eat it up.  Wear it out.  Make it do or do without." 

'People who say it cannot be done should not interrupt those who are doing it.'
George Bernard Shaw