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Re: Post an embarrassing or disgusting fact about you.
« Reply #270 on: October 07, 2007, 02:37:37 PM »
pah.  you're a lightweight, O Man.  :smarty:

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Re: Post an embarrassing or disgusting fact about you.
« Reply #271 on: October 07, 2007, 02:46:34 PM »
i know, i know...  :'(
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Re: Post an embarrassing or disgusting fact about you.
« Reply #272 on: October 07, 2007, 06:30:08 PM »
my colitis was kicking in and I was farting up a storm today! :-[

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Re: Post an embarrassing or disgusting fact about you.
« Reply #273 on: October 07, 2007, 06:39:47 PM »
I seem to have lost most of the callouses on my hands. Handling tools reminds me of this, rather quickly.

I feel like a wimp.

Guess you'll have to wear gloves.  :laugh:


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Re: Post an embarrassing or disgusting fact about you.
« Reply #274 on: October 07, 2007, 06:40:34 PM »
my colitis was kicking in and I was farting up a storm today! :-[

Read this as coitus, the first time through. 

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Re: Post an embarrassing or disgusting fact about you.
« Reply #275 on: October 07, 2007, 06:43:54 PM »
If I open my mouth wide and move my tongue to the top of my mouth I can shoot saliva out of my salvatory glands a good 3-4 feet :o
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Re: Post an embarrassing or disgusting fact about you.
« Reply #276 on: October 07, 2007, 06:45:30 PM »
Yeah that is called "snaking" around here.  I can't get 4 feet, but I can at least get 2 feet with that particular type of spitting.   Haven't done that since highschool .
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Re: Post an embarrassing or disgusting fact about you.
« Reply #277 on: October 07, 2007, 06:48:01 PM »
I only noticed one day while brushing my teeth never saw anybody else do it before
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Re: Post an embarrassing or disgusting fact about you.
« Reply #278 on: October 07, 2007, 09:08:26 PM »
I only noticed one day while brushing my teeth never saw anybody else do it before

I've always been pretty good at snake spitting. It's just a matter of figuring which tongue muscle movement compresses your salivary glands in the bottom of your mouth. I can usually do one really good one, but not again for a while.

I had oral surgery for gingivitis (get your teeth cleaned often by a good hygienist, people! You can't do it all on your own!) a few years ago and that's some pretty serious stuff they have to do. They put several shots into the major nerves in my mouth and there are some residual effects to the various nerves, apparently, which last for days. Even the motor nerves were affected to a degree.

I found that I would just be talking normally and I would snake spit a couple of feet, without trying to at all. It continued to happen for several days after it seemed that the shots wore off. Of course I talked a little oddly during that time, too.


The spitting bit is funny, now, but at the time it was actually quite embarrassing.
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Re: Post an embarrassing or disgusting fact about you.
« Reply #279 on: October 09, 2007, 07:06:58 PM »
I had to clean this and others like it up at work yesterday:eh:
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Re: Post an embarrassing or disgusting fact about you.
« Reply #280 on: October 09, 2007, 09:32:04 PM »
Is that a mole?

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Re: Post an embarrassing or disgusting fact about you.
« Reply #281 on: October 09, 2007, 09:40:42 PM »
Is that a mole?

It's a mummified rat some where like this some just fur and skeletons, there were also birds and bats.  Boy that makes me want to live in the condos above, If they only knew   ::)
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Re: Post an embarrassing or disgusting fact about you.
« Reply #282 on: October 09, 2007, 09:50:47 PM »
You should tell them as you leave.

"Thanks for all your work."
"No problem, oh by the way did you know there's a mummified rat under your floor? Well anyways, see ya."

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Re: Post an embarrassing or disgusting fact about you.
« Reply #283 on: October 09, 2007, 09:55:52 PM »
You should tell them as you leave.

"Thanks for all your work."
"No problem, oh by the way did you know there's a mummified rat under your floor? Well anyways, see ya."

hehe
I take lots of pictures under the condos were I am working just in case they don't pay me then I will make up photo CD's for everyone including the town heath and building departments I also let them know I have the pictures as encouragement for my quick payment :evillaugh:
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Re: Post an embarrassing or disgusting fact about you.
« Reply #284 on: October 09, 2007, 09:57:34 PM »
:lol: