2
« previous next »
Pages: 1 ... 16 17 [18] 19 20 ... 47   Go Down

Author Topic: Post an embarrassing or disgusting fact about you.  (Read 17737 times)

0 Members and 9 Guests are viewing this topic.

Offline DirtDawg

  • Insensitive Oaf and Earthworm Whisperer
  • Elder
  • Almighty Postwhore
  • *****
  • Posts: 31602
  • Karma: 2544
  • Gender: Male
  • Last rays of the last days
Re: Post an embarrassing or disgusting fact about you.
« Reply #255 on: October 04, 2007, 09:02:44 PM »
Quote from: Мαﺎ∂םﺎѓ٥® on October 04, 2007, 08:39:47 PM
Quote from: MarkingDawg on October 04, 2007, 08:37:09 PM
Quote from: Мαﺎ∂םﺎѓ٥® on October 04, 2007, 07:32:40 PM
My angel fluffy bunny really, really fucking itches right now, and I'm afraid it might be a fungus or something. And I haven't had any angel fluffy bunny sex.

Maybe it's an itch that can only be scratched with buttsex. Could get lucky and find someone who won't even mind the fungus.

Or I could just not tell them and give them a Buttsexually Transmitted Disease.

BTDs might go both ways, though.
Logged
Jimi Hendrix: When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace. 

Ghandi: Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.

The end result of life's daily pain and suffering, trials and failures, tears and laughter, readings and listenings is an accumulation of wisdom in its purest form.

Offline maldoror

  • Bipolar Marksman of the Aspie Elite
  • .
  • Postwhore
  • *****
  • Posts: 2180
  • Karma: 70
  • Gender: Male
  • shwing
Re: Post an embarrassing or disgusting fact about you.
« Reply #256 on: October 04, 2007, 09:33:40 PM »
Quote from: MarkingDawg on October 04, 2007, 09:02:44 PM
Quote from: Мαﺎ∂םﺎѓ٥® on October 04, 2007, 08:39:47 PM
Quote from: MarkingDawg on October 04, 2007, 08:37:09 PM
Quote from: Мαﺎ∂םﺎѓ٥® on October 04, 2007, 07:32:40 PM
My angel fluffy bunny really, really fucking itches right now, and I'm afraid it might be a fungus or something. And I haven't had any angel fluffy bunny sex.

Maybe it's an itch that can only be scratched with buttsex. Could get lucky and find someone who won't even mind the fungus.

Or I could just not tell them and give them a Buttsexually Transmitted Disease.

BTDs might go both ways, though.

You sound as if you speak from experience.
Logged
!!Super atomic enema!!

Offline renaeden

  • Complicated Case of the Aspie Elite
  • Caretaker Admin
  • Almighty Postwhore
  • *****
  • Posts: 26162
  • Karma: 2537
  • Gender: Female
Re: Post an embarrassing or disgusting fact about you.
« Reply #257 on: October 05, 2007, 12:51:35 AM »
Quote from: Мαﺎ∂םﺎѓ٥® on October 04, 2007, 07:32:40 PM
My angel fluffy bunny really, really fucking itches right now, and I'm afraid it might be a fungus or something. And I haven't had any angel fluffy bunny sex.
You might have worms. They can make you itch down there.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Intestinal_worms
Logged
Mildly Cute in a Retarded Way
Tek'ma'tae

Offline Tequila

  • Elder
  • Postwhore
  • *****
  • Posts: 1982
  • Karma: 52
  • Gender: Male
Re: Post an embarrassing or disgusting fact about you.
« Reply #258 on: October 05, 2007, 04:28:58 AM »
I just gobbed a load of phlegmy green stuff in the bath.
Logged

Offline DirtDawg

  • Insensitive Oaf and Earthworm Whisperer
  • Elder
  • Almighty Postwhore
  • *****
  • Posts: 31602
  • Karma: 2544
  • Gender: Male
  • Last rays of the last days
Re: Post an embarrassing or disgusting fact about you.
« Reply #259 on: October 05, 2007, 04:46:53 AM »
Quote from: Мαﺎ∂םﺎѓ٥® on October 04, 2007, 09:33:40 PM
Quote from: MarkingDawg on October 04, 2007, 09:02:44 PM
Quote from: Мαﺎ∂םﺎѓ٥® on October 04, 2007, 08:39:47 PM
Quote from: MarkingDawg on October 04, 2007, 08:37:09 PM
Quote from: Мαﺎ∂םﺎѓ٥® on October 04, 2007, 07:32:40 PM
My angel fluffy bunny really, really fucking itches right now, and I'm afraid it might be a fungus or something. And I haven't had any angel fluffy bunny sex.

Maybe it's an itch that can only be scratched with buttsex. Could get lucky and find someone who won't even mind the fungus.

Or I could just not tell them and give them a Buttsexually Transmitted Disease.

BTDs might go both ways, though.

You sound as if you speak from experience.

Meh, it's just a simple basic fact of numbers ... reflexive property, I believe.
Logged
Jimi Hendrix: When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace. 

Ghandi: Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.

The end result of life's daily pain and suffering, trials and failures, tears and laughter, readings and listenings is an accumulation of wisdom in its purest form.

Offline Calandale

  • Official sheep shagger of the aspie underclass
  • Elder
  • Postwhore Beyond The Pale
  • *****
  • Posts: 41238
  • Karma: -57
  • Gender: Male
  • peep
    • The Game Box: Live!
Re: Post an embarrassing or disgusting fact about you.
« Reply #260 on: October 05, 2007, 05:50:29 AM »
Quote from: Tequila on October 05, 2007, 04:28:58 AM
I just gobbed a load of phlegmy green stuff in the bath.

Jacking off in the tub is kinda neat.
The water makes the semen come
out all stringy.
Logged

Offline Tequila

  • Elder
  • Postwhore
  • *****
  • Posts: 1982
  • Karma: 52
  • Gender: Male
Re: Post an embarrassing or disgusting fact about you.
« Reply #261 on: October 05, 2007, 05:57:22 AM »
That's true, actually.  Try pissing in the bath too - turns the colour a strange shade of green if there's enough and it's the right colour!
Logged

Offline Calandale

  • Official sheep shagger of the aspie underclass
  • Elder
  • Postwhore Beyond The Pale
  • *****
  • Posts: 41238
  • Karma: -57
  • Gender: Male
  • peep
    • The Game Box: Live!
Re: Post an embarrassing or disgusting fact about you.
« Reply #262 on: October 05, 2007, 06:18:08 PM »
Never did that. Somehow, that seemed too icky
for me.  :laugh:

Weird how one views things.
Logged

Offline Tequila

  • Elder
  • Postwhore
  • *****
  • Posts: 1982
  • Karma: 52
  • Gender: Male
Re: Post an embarrassing or disgusting fact about you.
« Reply #263 on: October 07, 2007, 08:57:58 AM »
I was in the car park of the local supermarket.  I saw a woman who I would have liked to pound the arse off.  Although I didn't know her I later found out she was my cousin.  I felt slightly ill afterward.
Logged

Offline renaeden

  • Complicated Case of the Aspie Elite
  • Caretaker Admin
  • Almighty Postwhore
  • *****
  • Posts: 26162
  • Karma: 2537
  • Gender: Female
Re: Post an embarrassing or disgusting fact about you.
« Reply #264 on: October 07, 2007, 11:06:22 AM »
^But you can do that to your cousin. Can't you? Hmm... :paperbag:
Logged
Mildly Cute in a Retarded Way
Tek'ma'tae

Offline DirtDawg

  • Insensitive Oaf and Earthworm Whisperer
  • Elder
  • Almighty Postwhore
  • *****
  • Posts: 31602
  • Karma: 2544
  • Gender: Male
  • Last rays of the last days
Re: Post an embarrassing or disgusting fact about you.
« Reply #265 on: October 07, 2007, 11:09:43 AM »
I seem to have lost most of the callouses on my hands. Handling tools reminds me of this, rather quickly.

I feel like a wimp.
Logged
Jimi Hendrix: When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace. 

Ghandi: Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.

The end result of life's daily pain and suffering, trials and failures, tears and laughter, readings and listenings is an accumulation of wisdom in its purest form.

Offline renaeden

  • Complicated Case of the Aspie Elite
  • Caretaker Admin
  • Almighty Postwhore
  • *****
  • Posts: 26162
  • Karma: 2537
  • Gender: Female
Re: Post an embarrassing or disgusting fact about you.
« Reply #266 on: October 07, 2007, 11:19:46 AM »
What kind of tools?
Logged
Mildly Cute in a Retarded Way
Tek'ma'tae

Offline DirtDawg

  • Insensitive Oaf and Earthworm Whisperer
  • Elder
  • Almighty Postwhore
  • *****
  • Posts: 31602
  • Karma: 2544
  • Gender: Male
  • Last rays of the last days
Re: Post an embarrassing or disgusting fact about you.
« Reply #267 on: October 07, 2007, 12:49:28 PM »

Garden fork, spade, rake ...


I've been a little lazy this summer.

(check my post count)
Logged
Jimi Hendrix: When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace. 

Ghandi: Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.

The end result of life's daily pain and suffering, trials and failures, tears and laughter, readings and listenings is an accumulation of wisdom in its purest form.

Offline Tequila

  • Elder
  • Postwhore
  • *****
  • Posts: 1982
  • Karma: 52
  • Gender: Male
Re: Post an embarrassing or disgusting fact about you.
« Reply #268 on: October 07, 2007, 12:56:10 PM »
'Tis not the end of the world.  There's all winter to carry on posting here yet!
Logged

Offline odeon

  • Witchlet of the Aspie Elite
  • Webmaster
  • Postwhore Beyond Repair
  • *****
  • Posts: 108944
  • Karma: 4483
  • Gender: Male
  • Replacement Despot
Re: Post an embarrassing or disgusting fact about you.
« Reply #269 on: October 07, 2007, 02:25:01 PM »
Quote from: MarkingDawg on October 07, 2007, 12:49:28 PM

Garden fork, spade, rake ...


I've been a little lazy this summer.

(check my post count)

you haven't been here enough. check my post count. :laugh:
Logged
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."

- Albert Einstein
Pages: 1 ... 16 17 [18] 19 20 ... 47   Go Up
« previous next »