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DukeNukem

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Hello, I am Butterflies's cousin!
« on: October 13, 2010, 05:15:21 PM »
Butterflies, as thanks for years of me keeping her hot ass on a silver platter, in addition to letting me tit-fuck her hot ass every fucking day of the week, introduced me to this forum. I have to say that Butterflies is not actually a lesbian, that's just her way of saying that she is married... to me! For you ignorant Americans out there not keen on the tradition of Irish inbreeding, it has been going on for centuries, in fact. We are also real estate agents, AKA pirates IRL. We make a whole lotta fucking money selling overpriced and shoddy apartments to drunk Irish suckers who probably wanted to suck on my girl's penis. Well, let me tell you something, fellas. The only one who's gonna suck on my girl's penis is ME, Moths. And lick the cum off of her balls while she does the same to me. Now, I thought that I heard that girls didn't have penises, that they have a cat or something, but whatever. Me and Butterflies are planning on having our own child very soon! I have wanted to have a child with Butterflies ever since she was 12. Hopefully, that will happen... sometime this year! Isn't that wonderful?

Hello IntensitySquared!

And I LOVE you, Butterflies, my hot ass cousin! :green:

-Moths
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Re: Hello, I am Butterflies's cousin!
« Reply #1 on: October 13, 2010, 05:21:27 PM »
I thought you were helping Rage to kill drama?

You've just created more.  :facepalm2:
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Quote from: The Member Formerly Known As Sophist on August 04, 2011, 11:39:39 AM
I'll just diagnose myself as Goddess of the Universe and have done with it. Hell with autism!  :green: :zoinks:

Quote from: bodaccea on November 13, 2011, 01:50:55 AM
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Re: Hello, I am Butterflies's cousin!
« Reply #2 on: October 13, 2010, 05:28:02 PM »
The title under his name gave away who it was. Hell, I may not be aspie, but those things I do tend to look out for. And I check memberlists, and other shit...... Wait, didn't Les say I'm an 'honorary' aspie?

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Re: Hello, I am Butterflies's cousin!
« Reply #3 on: October 13, 2010, 05:33:21 PM »
Quote from: Steve-O on October 13, 2010, 05:28:02 PM
The title under his name gave away who it was. Hell, I may not be aspie, but those things I do tend to look out for. And I check memberlists, and other shit...... Wait, didn't Les say I'm an 'honorary' aspie?



Yeah I clicked on his user name and saw the village idiot title.

And are you an Honourary Aspie of Her Majesties court? Sir Steve-O of Jackass?  :viking:
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Quote from: The Member Formerly Known As Sophist on August 04, 2011, 11:39:39 AM
I'll just diagnose myself as Goddess of the Universe and have done with it. Hell with autism!  :green: :zoinks:

Quote from: bodaccea on November 13, 2011, 01:50:55 AM
nice is just something written on biscuits.  

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Re: Hello, I am Butterflies's cousin!
« Reply #4 on: October 13, 2010, 05:35:39 PM »
OOH, a rare Amazon Mud Moth.  Not usually found outside of remote South American jungles.
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Re: Hello, I am Butterflies's cousin!
« Reply #5 on: October 13, 2010, 05:48:37 PM »
Quote from: Squid_thing on October 13, 2010, 05:33:21 PM
Quote from: Steve-O on October 13, 2010, 05:28:02 PM
The title under his name gave away who it was. Hell, I may not be aspie, but those things I do tend to look out for. And I check memberlists, and other shit...... Wait, didn't Les say I'm an 'honorary' aspie?



Yeah I clicked on his user name and saw the village idiot title.

And are you an Honourary Aspie of Her Majesties court? Sir Steve-O of Jackass?  :viking:

I think Sir Les made the recommendation. Her Majesty is yet to ratify it.
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Re: Hello, I am Butterflies's cousin!
« Reply #6 on: October 13, 2010, 05:51:55 PM »
Erm, they're Scottish. Learn your geography. :zoinks:
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Re: Hello, I am Butterflies's cousin!
« Reply #7 on: October 13, 2010, 05:54:33 PM »
Quote from: Shleed. on October 13, 2010, 05:51:55 PM
Erm, they're Scottish. Learn your geography. :zoinks:

 :indeed: And I don't sell property to the Irish. I rent it to the Scottish.
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Re: Hello, I am Butterflies's cousin!
« Reply #8 on: October 13, 2010, 06:08:40 PM »
Quote from: Butterflies on October 13, 2010, 05:54:33 PM
Quote from: Shleed. on October 13, 2010, 05:51:55 PM
Erm, they're Scottish. Learn your geography. :zoinks:

 :indeed: And I don't sell property to the Irish. I rent it to the Scottish.

Who pay land tax to the English who send out Welsh valuations experts.
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Re: Hello, I am Butterflies's cousin!
« Reply #9 on: October 13, 2010, 06:10:07 PM »
Wait a  minute guys.  All the land in Great Britain and the colonies belongs to me.  I'm just letting you think you own things.  I'm such a nice person.
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Re: Hello, I am Butterflies's cousin!
« Reply #10 on: October 13, 2010, 06:15:34 PM »
Quote from: Weakling on October 13, 2010, 06:10:07 PM
Wait a  minute guys.  All the land in Great Britain and the colonies belongs to me.  I'm just letting you think you own things.  I'm such a nice person.

And we do appreciate it hugely :2thumbsup:
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Re: Hello, I am Butterflies's cousin!
« Reply #11 on: October 13, 2010, 06:19:59 PM »
Your Majesty, I have some questions that have vexed me for awhile.

1) Are there any women on the Isle of Man?

2) Are there any coloured people on the Isle of Wight?

3) Are there any cats on the Isle of Dogs?
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Re: Hello, I am Butterflies's cousin!
« Reply #12 on: October 13, 2010, 06:53:29 PM »
Quote from: Steve-O on October 13, 2010, 06:19:59 PM
Your Majesty, I have some questions that have vexed me for awhile.

1) Are there any women on the Isle of Man?

2) Are there any coloured people on the Isle of Wight?

3) Are there any cats on the Isle of Dogs?

1)  Yes, but they look about how you'd expect.
2)  Just lavender ones.
3)  Just the occasional pussy.
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Re: Hello, I am Butterflies's cousin!
« Reply #13 on: October 13, 2010, 07:33:49 PM »
Quote from: Weakling on October 13, 2010, 06:10:07 PM
Wait a  minute guys.  All the land in Great Britain and the colonies belongs to me.  I'm just letting you think you own things.  I'm such a nice person.

Please, Your Majesty, can I have a potato?  :orly:
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Re: Hello, I am Butterflies's cousin!
« Reply #14 on: October 13, 2010, 08:44:36 PM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on October 13, 2010, 07:33:49 PM
Quote from: Weakling on October 13, 2010, 06:10:07 PM
Wait a  minute guys.  All the land in Great Britain and the colonies belongs to me.  I'm just letting you think you own things.  I'm such a nice person.

Please, Your Majesty, can I have a potato?  :orly:

Are you Irish?  Are you going to make poteen with it? 
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