Last person to post wins!

[Lord of the Ales]

You may want to have the eye bleach ready first.

[odeon]

Take that to some other thread, you pervs, this thread is mine.

[Lord of the Ales]

[Fun With Matches]

You have moobies, I have boobies.

[Phoenix]

You're a sheep. You have teats. 

[Lord of the Ales]

You have moobies, I have boobies.

[SBI_Patience]

I WIN!

[odeon]

I thought Cardi B did.

[Phoenix]

How does she do anything in life with those nails?? 

[odeon]

She hires people to do stuff.

[Conspiracy Nut]

I hate pedos

[Phoenix]

She hires people to do stuff.

But you can't hire people to do allll the things...wonder if she has impaled herself while using the bathroom. That must be a legit concern 

[odeon]

She hires people to do stuff.

But you can't hire people to do allll the things...wonder if she has impaled herself while using the bathroom. That must be a legit concern 

Maybe she pays them a lot.

[Gopher Gary]

She hires people to do stuff.

But you can't hire people to do allll the things...wonder if she has impaled herself while using the bathroom. That must be a legit concern 

Maybe she pays them a lot.

Maybe it involves one of those fancy squirty toilets. 

[Phoenix]

She hires people to do stuff.

But you can't hire people to do allll the things...wonder if she has impaled herself while using the bathroom. That must be a legit concern 

Maybe she pays them a lot.

Maybe it involves one of those fancy squirty toilets. 

Right after I hit post my brain was like, she probably has a bidet