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Re: Dead baby jokes
« Reply #15 on: September 15, 2015, 06:19:35 PM »
What's the difference between a watermelon and a dead baby?
I don't have 50 watermelons in my basement.
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Re: Dead baby jokes
« Reply #16 on: September 16, 2015, 02:49:22 PM »
How do you make a baby float?
Add some root beer, some ice cream, and sliced-up baby to a glass.

What's funnier than a dead baby?
A dead baby in a clown costume.

What's the difference between a truck full of 1,000 dead babies and a truck full of ice cream?
One is full of something I like to eat and the other is full of ice cream.
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Re: Dead baby jokes
« Reply #17 on: September 17, 2015, 09:52:51 AM »
Quote from: Jack on September 15, 2015, 05:15:18 PM
That's the worst dead baby joke ever.

It takes a while to build, but the punchline is killer.
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Re: Dead baby jokes
« Reply #18 on: September 18, 2015, 09:17:31 AM »
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Re: Dead baby jokes
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