« previous next »
Pages: [1]   Go Down

Author Topic: Hey Jesus...  (Read 596 times)

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

Offline ProfessorFarnsworth

  • Mad scientist at work
  • Elder
  • Obsessive Postwhore
  • *****
  • Posts: 5224
  • Karma: 528
  • Gender: Male
  • Good news everyone!
Hey Jesus...
« on: October 09, 2010, 09:50:12 PM »
Since when did you come back from the dead? Is it the second coming already? Well shit, I need to party hard now. :zoinks:
Logged
Existence actually has two broad meanings despite its apparent meaningless. The constant reconciliation of all its parts, and the conservation of any closed system as a whole.

Morality can be extrapolated from these meanings to make these two commandments of godless morality: 1). Be in harmony with one another and 2). Care for the environment.

The_Chosen_One

  • Guest
Re: Hey Jesus...
« Reply #1 on: October 09, 2010, 09:53:40 PM »
Quote from: ProfessorFarnsworth on October 09, 2010, 09:50:12 PM
Since when did you come back from the dead? Is it the second coming already? Well shit, I need to party hard now. :zoinks:

The cunt was supposed to be a virgin; how could it be his 2nd coming?

But then again, that's his cross to bear.
Logged

Offline Untermensch

  • Galactic Dictator
  • Constant Poster
  • ****
  • Posts: 365
  • Karma: 16
  • Gender: Male
  • Sub-human scum
Re: Hey Jesus...
« Reply #2 on: October 12, 2010, 02:48:32 AM »
Quote from: ProfessorFarnsworth on October 09, 2010, 09:50:12 PM
Since when did you come back from the dead? Is it the second coming already? Well shit, I need to party hard now. :zoinks:

Who said I died in the first place?, all I remember is going into a coma on the cross and waking up in a rock cut tomb a day later.
Logged
We are all atheists about most of the gods that societies have ever believed in. Some of us just go one god further.
-- Richard Dawkins

Offline skyblue1

  • Overlooked of the Aspie Elite
  • Elder
  • Obsessive Postwhore
  • *****
  • Posts: 8945
  • Karma: 737
  • Gender: Male
Re: Hey Jesus...
« Reply #3 on: October 12, 2010, 06:57:08 AM »
seriously, he was given mandrake root in the vinegar. produces death like state,(was used in surgery at that time) and was why he "died" so soon on the cross.
Logged

Offline skyblue1

  • Overlooked of the Aspie Elite
  • Elder
  • Obsessive Postwhore
  • *****
  • Posts: 8945
  • Karma: 737
  • Gender: Male
Re: Hey Jesus...
« Reply #4 on: October 12, 2010, 06:57:58 AM »
While you are here will you cut the grass please
Logged

Offline Eclair

  • Official Treat of the Aspie Elite
  • Elder
  • Obsessive Postwhore
  • *****
  • Posts: 9481
  • Karma: 876
  • Gender: Female
Re: Hey Jesus...
« Reply #5 on: October 12, 2010, 07:11:39 AM »
Quote from: ProfessorFarnsworth on October 09, 2010, 09:50:12 PM
Since when did you come back from the dead? Is it the second coming already? Well shit, I need to party hard now. :zoinks:

Too late, you are already in hell :P Jesus is just here for shits and giggles :)
Logged

Offline RageBeoulve

  • Super sand nigger
  • Elder
  • Almighty Postwhore
  • *****
  • Posts: 16783
  • Karma: 927
  • Gender: Male
Re: Hey Jesus...
« Reply #6 on: October 12, 2010, 07:13:57 AM »
Logged
"I’m fearless in my heart.
They will always see that in my eyes.
I am the passion; I am the warfare.
I will never stop...
always constant, accurate, and intense."

  - Steve Vai, "The Audience is Listening"
Pages: [1]   Go Up
« previous next »