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this week I saw woman
« on: October 09, 2010, 11:06:26 AM »
woman who keeps her phone in her bra  :orly:
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Re: this week I saw woman
« Reply #1 on: October 09, 2010, 11:07:22 AM »
I wonder if it was on vibrate so her tits jiggled when there was an incoming call.
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Re: this week I saw woman
« Reply #2 on: October 09, 2010, 11:10:53 AM »
I keep my cell phone in my fly and keep it on vibrate so that every time I get a call, it jerks me off. :zoinks:
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Re: this week I saw woman
« Reply #3 on: October 09, 2010, 12:22:28 PM »
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Re: this week I saw woman
« Reply #4 on: October 09, 2010, 12:51:23 PM »
 :lol:
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Re: this week I saw woman
« Reply #5 on: October 09, 2010, 01:08:20 PM »
 :plus: to you stardustshine
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Re: this week I saw woman
« Reply #6 on: October 09, 2010, 10:32:15 PM »
That location is as old as the hills.  When it's necessary I put my cell phone on vibrate and store it between my breasts.  Embarrasses the hell out of the Princess Royal.
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Re: this week I saw woman
« Reply #7 on: October 10, 2010, 07:21:34 AM »
Sometimes I stick money in there. It's nice.
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Re: this week I saw woman
« Reply #8 on: October 10, 2010, 07:25:37 AM »
This reminds me of the little-old-lady trick of storing tissues in the cuff of a sweater sleeve.   :prude:
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Re: this week I saw woman
« Reply #9 on: October 10, 2010, 07:58:26 AM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on October 10, 2010, 07:25:37 AM
This reminds me of the little-old-lady trick of storing tissues in the cuff of a sweater sleeve.   :prude:

Oh....see all I was reminded of was bouncing breasts.  :-\














(Damn I am right back to that thought again)
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Re: this week I saw woman
« Reply #10 on: October 10, 2010, 08:02:20 AM »
Quote from: Sir_Les_Patterson on October 10, 2010, 07:58:26 AM
Quote from: couldbecousin on October 10, 2010, 07:25:37 AM
This reminds me of the little-old-lady trick of storing tissues in the cuff of a sweater sleeve.   :prude:

Oh....see all I was reminded of was bouncing breasts.  :-\














(Damn I am right back to that thought again)

But for those few seconds, at least, your mind was pure!  :angel:
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Re: this week I saw woman
« Reply #11 on: October 10, 2010, 09:38:50 AM »
I do that sometimes  :-[
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Re: this week I saw woman
« Reply #12 on: October 10, 2010, 09:41:11 AM »
Quote from: TheOtherWindow on October 10, 2010, 09:38:50 AM
I do that sometimes  :-[

Which, put a phone in your bra, or put tissues in your sleeve?  :zoinks:
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Re: this week I saw woman
« Reply #13 on: October 10, 2010, 04:07:11 PM »
I have a friend who used to keep her cell phone between her breasts in her bra but she recently bought a Droid and it won't fit there anymore.
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Re: this week I saw woman
« Reply #14 on: October 10, 2010, 04:10:45 PM »
Quote from: Callaway on October 10, 2010, 04:07:11 PM
I have a friend who used to keep her cell phone between her breasts in her bra but she recently bought a Droid and it won't fit there anymore.
omg  :laugh:

Are her boobs that small or is the phone to big?
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