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Offline Adam

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would you rather be a pixie or a chef?
« on: October 08, 2010, 04:32:33 AM »
I can't cook but I don't want to be really smalll
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Re: would you rather be a pixie or a chef?
« Reply #1 on: October 08, 2010, 04:36:42 AM »
Chef I think ...just not Gordon fucking Ramsay.
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Re: would you rather be a pixie or a chef?
« Reply #2 on: October 08, 2010, 04:41:03 AM »
Quote from: Sir_Les_Patterson on October 08, 2010, 04:36:42 AM
Chef I think ...just not Gordon fucking Ramsay.

Looks like you have the language down pat...but yeah, you are too whiny to be him :P
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Re: would you rather be a pixie or a chef?
« Reply #3 on: October 08, 2010, 05:00:59 AM »
Quote from: Spastic² on October 08, 2010, 04:32:33 AM
I can't cook but I don't want to be really smalll

 :plus:  for a funny question and an even funnier elaboration!  :rofl:


I can't cook much but I can always learn. I'm short (5'2") but too stocky and plump to be considered "really small."  :snowman:


I know that doesn't really answer the question, but it's early and I haven't had my :coffee: !
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Re: would you rather be a pixie or a chef?
« Reply #4 on: October 08, 2010, 05:05:33 AM »
Quote from: Sir_Les_Patterson on October 08, 2010, 04:36:42 AM
Chef I think ...just not Gordon fucking Ramsay.

WTF not, you stupid donkey?!  :angrydance:  <--- Gordon Ramsay  :laugh:
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Re: would you rather be a pixie or a chef?
« Reply #5 on: October 08, 2010, 05:22:28 AM »
Quote from: Eclair on October 08, 2010, 04:41:03 AM
Quote from: Sir_Les_Patterson on October 08, 2010, 04:36:42 AM
Chef I think ...just not Gordon fucking Ramsay.

Looks like you have the language down pat...but yeah, you are too whiny to be him :P

You type like you think you will be understood. Why is that?
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Re: would you rather be a pixie or a chef?
« Reply #6 on: October 08, 2010, 11:26:31 AM »
Chef. i love making food, and eating.
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Re: would you rather be a pixie or a chef?
« Reply #7 on: October 08, 2010, 11:39:50 AM »
I am small, and it doesn't bother me. I wish I was a good cook and I could make myself all sorts of tasty healthy food. All I can really cook is fry-ups and they're unhealthy, so I hardly ever make them for myself.
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Re: would you rather be a pixie or a chef?
« Reply #8 on: October 08, 2010, 12:20:49 PM »
I'd rather be a pixie.  Chefs work in too much heat and have too many bosses, the diners.
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Re: would you rather be a pixie or a chef?
« Reply #9 on: October 08, 2010, 02:11:19 PM »
At 5' 1" it's a real bitch now going to the grocery store and not being able to reach stuff somedays, I think I'd rather be a chef. :laugh:
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Re: would you rather be a pixie or a chef?
« Reply #10 on: October 08, 2010, 02:28:16 PM »
Quote from: Weakling on October 08, 2010, 12:20:49 PM
I'd rather be a pixie.  Chefs work in too much heat and have too many bosses, the diners.
and this is why your the queen, always thinking ahead.

i on the other hand over there, think with my tummy  :laugh:
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Re: would you rather be a pixie or a chef?
« Reply #11 on: October 09, 2010, 08:49:22 AM »
Pixie: I want magic powers!
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Re: would you rather be a pixie or a chef?
« Reply #12 on: October 09, 2010, 09:15:46 AM »
Quote from: Messica on October 09, 2010, 08:49:22 AM
Pixie: I want magic powers!

Wait a minute. Magic powers?

Okay fuck the chef, I want to be a pixie too. :zoinks:
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Re: would you rather be a pixie or a chef?
« Reply #13 on: October 09, 2010, 09:57:41 AM »
Hyke has a pixie haircut AND from what she's posted I gather that she can cook well too. She has it all!  :viking:
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Re: would you rather be a pixie or a chef?
« Reply #14 on: October 09, 2010, 10:04:45 AM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on October 09, 2010, 09:57:41 AM
Hyke has a pixie haircut AND from what she's posted I gather that she can cook well too. She has it all!  :viking:
Plus she wears polyester.  :viking:
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