uk food thread

['Butterflies']

We have coke bottles here too. And Jelly Babies, and most other lollies.

I wouldn't mind trying spotted dick.

I'm not all that keen on spotted dick. Other than it's name it doesn't have a lot going for it

[Adam]

I've never had spotted dick (exccept in my arse!)

[richard]

 

['Butterflies']

I've never had spotted dick (exccept in my arse!)

Really. I didn't think you were into guys.

["couldbecousin"]

We have coke bottles here too. And Jelly Babies, and most other lollies.

I wouldn't mind trying spotted dick.

This is another line I will steal, if I ever change my sig!  

[Adam]

I was thinking of putting that in my sig too 

I haven't really had a dick up my arse btw - and no plans to lol

[richard]

but would you fuck a girl up the ass with a rubber one? 

[The_Chosen_One]

We have coke bottles here too. And Jelly Babies, and most other lollies.

I wouldn't mind trying spotted dick.

I'm not all that keen on spotted dick. Other than it's name it doesn't have a lot going for it

I think someone told me it's a suet pudding of some sort.

Toad in the hole sounded weird when I first heard about it, until someone told me what it was. And butties I think are just like sandwiches, AFAIK.

[Adam]

but would you fuck a girl up the ass with a rubber one? 

not up the ass - my ocd wouldn't let me 

[Squidusa]

but would you fuck a girl up the ass with a rubber one? 

not up the ass - my ocd wouldn't let me 

Even *I* wouldnt give anal 

['Butterflies']

And butties I think are just like sandwiches, AFAIK.

Butties are sandwiches. A bacon buttie is just a bacon sandwich.

[richard]

but would you fuck a girl up the ass with a rubber one? 

not up the ass - my ocd wouldn't let me 

Even *I* wouldnt give anal 

me either. plus i like having a tight rear end

['Butterflies']

No. I dont want anybody going up my bum. That's a one way street for me
I don't think I'd ever go up anyone elses either.

[Squidusa]

No. I dont want anybody going up my bum. That's a one way street for me
I don't think I'd ever go up anyone elses either.

I was going to make a joke about how it would be a tight squeeze if you tried to fit your whole body up there... but I resisted.

I think thats a sign im going to need to go to bed soon 

[Adam]

it's good that we can all agree ion thiss!