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DukeNukem

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My lips are getting as dry as petrified dinosaur shit!
« on: October 07, 2010, 08:42:40 AM »
It's getting colder, and my lips are peeling, cracking, and hurts when I grin. Doesn't seem like any Chap Stick or Vaseline works. Anyone know about something that can actually make my lips hydrated once again?
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Re: My lips are getting as dry as petrified dinosaur shit!
« Reply #1 on: October 07, 2010, 08:45:26 AM »
I would recommend going to the doctors and seeing if they can prescribe anything.  :thumbup:


I know what its like when skin splits through cold weather my hands and lips crack open and bleed without cream so I sympathise with you completely!  :thumbdn:

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Re: My lips are getting as dry as petrified dinosaur shit!
« Reply #2 on: October 07, 2010, 08:48:27 AM »
Quote from: Mudkipz on October 07, 2010, 08:42:40 AM
It's getting colder, and my lips are peeling, cracking, and hurts when I grin. Doesn't seem like any Chap Stick or Vaseline works. Anyone know about something that can actually make my lips hydrated once again?

Same as your_mum's problem. You need more b12 dude. Take a multivitamin every day.
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Re: My lips are getting as dry as petrified dinosaur shit!
« Reply #3 on: October 07, 2010, 09:01:52 AM »
carmex brah. use it
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Re: My lips are getting as dry as petrified dinosaur shit!
« Reply #4 on: October 07, 2010, 09:15:30 AM »
Vitamins indeed, and don't lick your lips.
It may be a temporary relief, licking your lips, but it will only dehydrate them more a bit later.
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Re: My lips are getting as dry as petrified dinosaur shit!
« Reply #5 on: October 07, 2010, 09:40:07 AM »
Quote from: richard on October 07, 2010, 09:01:52 AM
carmex brah. use it


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Re: My lips are getting as dry as petrified dinosaur shit!
« Reply #6 on: October 07, 2010, 09:57:55 AM »
btw its called a "coprolite" ;D
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Re: My lips are getting as dry as petrified dinosaur shit!
« Reply #7 on: October 07, 2010, 10:00:38 AM »
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Re: My lips are getting as dry as petrified dinosaur shit!
« Reply #8 on: October 07, 2010, 10:48:37 AM »
Go for the Carmex or Burt's Bees stuff. :thumbup:

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Re: My lips are getting as dry as petrified dinosaur shit!
« Reply #9 on: October 07, 2010, 10:50:15 AM »
Quote from: Icequeen on October 07, 2010, 10:48:37 AM
Go for the Carmex or Burt's Bees stuff. :thumbup:



Okay, I will probably get myself some of that "Carsex" and "Burt's Balls" stuff and put it on my lips. :zoinks:
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Re: My lips are getting as dry as petrified dinosaur shit!
« Reply #10 on: October 07, 2010, 11:11:52 AM »
Quote from: Mudkipz on October 07, 2010, 10:50:15 AM
Quote from: Icequeen on October 07, 2010, 10:48:37 AM
Go for the Carmex or Burt's Bees stuff. :thumbup:



Okay, I will probably get myself some of that "Carsex" and "Burt's Balls" stuff and put it on my lips. :zoinks:

Try to remember to apply your Carsex or Burt's Balls before bed, it helps heal them faster.  ;)
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Re: My lips are getting as dry as petrified dinosaur shit!
« Reply #11 on: October 07, 2010, 05:50:10 PM »
Judy: so you actually know what petrified dinosaur shit tastes like?
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Re: My lips are getting as dry as petrified dinosaur shit!
« Reply #12 on: October 07, 2010, 05:59:07 PM »
Quote from: Steve-O on October 07, 2010, 05:50:10 PM
Judy: so you actually know what petrified dinosaur shit tastes like?

Probably not too different from the taste of Chap Stick. ::)
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Re: My lips are getting as dry as petrified dinosaur shit!
« Reply #13 on: October 07, 2010, 06:11:09 PM »
Nice descriptive :plus:
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Re: My lips are getting as dry as petrified dinosaur shit!
« Reply #14 on: October 07, 2010, 06:13:55 PM »
Maybe if you actually had a bank account I could help you. but since your a broke ass, forget it.
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