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Re: Post something you can't do
« Reply #60 on: November 12, 2010, 05:31:18 AM »
Can't sleep in tomorrow. And have to wake a kid before 6 too.  :zombiefuck:

Poor tyke.

Can't find scissors either. They always get lost here, to turn up in one of the girls rooms after a while.
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Re: Post something you can't do
« Reply #61 on: November 12, 2010, 05:32:59 AM »
MY scissors are missing too! WTF is going on?!   :tinfoil:
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Re: Post something you can't do
« Reply #62 on: November 12, 2010, 05:47:07 AM »
 :tinfoil:

All the time I blamed my innocent sweet daughters, now I realise scissors go missing because of an international conspiracy.

 :tinfoil: squared.
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Re: Post something you can't do
« Reply #63 on: November 12, 2010, 05:50:21 AM »
Quote from: hykeaswell on November 12, 2010, 05:47:07 AM
:tinfoil:

All the time I blamed my innocent sweet daughters, now I realise scissors go missing because of an international conspiracy.

 :tinfoil: squared.

Actually, it's an  interplanetary conspiracy!
They have our scissors, we're next!   :tinfoil:







:spacecraft:
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Re: Post something you can't do
« Reply #64 on: November 12, 2010, 05:55:02 AM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on November 12, 2010, 05:50:21 AM
Quote from: hykeaswell on November 12, 2010, 05:47:07 AM
:tinfoil:

All the time I blamed my innocent sweet daughters, now I realise scissors go missing because of an international conspiracy.

 :tinfoil: squared.

Actually, it's an  interplanetary conspiracy!
They have our scissors, we're next!   :tinfoil:







:spacecraft:

They're harvesting metals. Beginning with scissors, then cutlery, then cars. They will end with getting the last of the amalgam fillings out of our teeth.  :zombiefuck:
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Re: Post something you can't do
« Reply #65 on: November 12, 2010, 05:58:24 AM »
Quote from: hykeaswell on November 12, 2010, 05:55:02 AM
Quote from: couldbecousin on November 12, 2010, 05:50:21 AM
Quote from: hykeaswell on November 12, 2010, 05:47:07 AM
:tinfoil:

All the time I blamed my innocent sweet daughters, now I realise scissors go missing because of an international conspiracy.

 :tinfoil: squared.

Actually, it's an  interplanetary conspiracy!
They have our scissors, we're next!   :tinfoil:







:spacecraft:

They're harvesting metals. Beginning with scissors, then cutlery, then cars. They will end with getting the last of the amalgam fillings out of our teeth.  :zombiefuck:

If they take my fillings, how will I continue to eat the sweet foods I love so dearly?   :bigcry:
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Re: Post something you can't do
« Reply #66 on: November 12, 2010, 05:59:09 AM »
Too many cats can't do anything without them bugging me:zombiefuck:
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Re: Post something you can't do
« Reply #67 on: November 12, 2010, 06:00:55 AM »
Quote from: parts on November 12, 2010, 05:59:09 AM
Too many cats :zombiefuck:

My former landlady had 7 permanent cats, plus one time we also had a foster cat and her 5 babies!  :zoinks:
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Re: Post something you can't do
« Reply #68 on: November 12, 2010, 06:05:18 AM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on November 12, 2010, 05:58:24 AM
Quote from: hykeaswell on November 12, 2010, 05:55:02 AM
Quote from: couldbecousin on November 12, 2010, 05:50:21 AM
Quote from: hykeaswell on November 12, 2010, 05:47:07 AM
:tinfoil:

All the time I blamed my innocent sweet daughters, now I realise scissors go missing because of an international conspiracy.

 :tinfoil: squared.

Actually, it's an  interplanetary conspiracy!
They have our scissors, we're next!   :tinfoil:







:spacecraft:

They're harvesting metals. Beginning with scissors, then cutlery, then cars. They will end with getting the last of the amalgam fillings out of our teeth.  :zombiefuck:

If they take my fillings, how will I continue to eat the sweet foods I love so dearly?   :bigcry:

Have dental composites.

(May even protect you from * Shatner pause * autism.)
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Re: Post something you can't do
« Reply #69 on: November 12, 2010, 06:07:02 AM »
Quote from: hykeaswell on November 12, 2010, 06:05:18 AM
Quote from: couldbecousin on November 12, 2010, 05:58:24 AM
Quote from: hykeaswell on November 12, 2010, 05:55:02 AM
Quote from: couldbecousin on November 12, 2010, 05:50:21 AM
Quote from: hykeaswell on November 12, 2010, 05:47:07 AM
:tinfoil:

All the time I blamed my innocent sweet daughters, now I realise scissors go missing because of an international conspiracy.

 :tinfoil: squared.

Actually, it's an  interplanetary conspiracy!
They have our scissors, we're next!   :tinfoil:







:spacecraft:

They're harvesting metals. Beginning with scissors, then cutlery, then cars. They will end with getting the last of the amalgam fillings out of our teeth.  :zombiefuck:

If they take my fillings, how will I continue to eat the sweet foods I love so dearly?   :bigcry:

Have dental composites.

(May even protect you from * Shatner pause * autism.)

Oh, I do hope that's what I have in my teeth!   :orly:
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Re: Post something you can't do
« Reply #70 on: November 12, 2010, 06:09:19 AM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on November 12, 2010, 06:07:02 AM
Quote from: hykeaswell on November 12, 2010, 06:05:18 AM
Quote from: couldbecousin on November 12, 2010, 05:58:24 AM
Quote from: hykeaswell on November 12, 2010, 05:55:02 AM
Quote from: couldbecousin on November 12, 2010, 05:50:21 AM
Quote from: hykeaswell on November 12, 2010, 05:47:07 AM
:tinfoil:

All the time I blamed my innocent sweet daughters, now I realise scissors go missing because of an international conspiracy.

 :tinfoil: squared.

Actually, it's an  interplanetary conspiracy!
They have our scissors, we're next!   :tinfoil:







:spacecraft:

They're harvesting metals. Beginning with scissors, then cutlery, then cars. They will end with getting the last of the amalgam fillings out of our teeth.  :zombiefuck:

If they take my fillings, how will I continue to eat the sweet foods I love so dearly?   :bigcry:

Have dental composites.

(May even protect you from * Shatner pause * autism.)

Oh, I do hope that's what I have in my teeth!   :orly:

Dental composites have about the same colour as your teeth. Amalgam ones look like metal. And then there is gold of course..... You don't need extra-terrestrials for robbery then.... :P
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Re: Post something you can't do
« Reply #71 on: November 12, 2010, 07:09:55 AM »
Take this train to my destination. Gotta switch to the Metro next stop. Then a half-mile walk!
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Re: Post something you can't do
« Reply #72 on: November 12, 2010, 07:14:14 AM »
Stay up late tonight. Have to be downtown for 9am tomorrow.
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Re: Post something you can't do
« Reply #73 on: November 12, 2010, 07:54:04 AM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on November 12, 2010, 05:58:24 AM
Quote from: hykeaswell on November 12, 2010, 05:55:02 AM
Quote from: couldbecousin on November 12, 2010, 05:50:21 AM
Quote from: hykeaswell on November 12, 2010, 05:47:07 AM
:tinfoil:

All the time I blamed my innocent sweet daughters, now I realise scissors go missing because of an international conspiracy.

 :tinfoil: squared.

Actually, it's an  interplanetary conspiracy!
They have our scissors, we're next!   :tinfoil:







:spacecraft:

They're harvesting metals. Beginning with scissors, then cutlery, then cars. They will end with getting the last of the amalgam fillings out of our teeth.  :zombiefuck:

If they take my fillings, how will I continue to eat the sweet foods I love so dearly?   :bigcry:



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Re: Post something you can't do
« Reply #74 on: November 12, 2010, 10:37:27 AM »
My scissors are missing too.  Definitely interplanetary. 

It's a good thing I have lots of swords handy.
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