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Post something you can't do
« on: October 05, 2010, 03:29:41 PM »
I can't swim  :(
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Re: Post something you can't do
« Reply #1 on: October 05, 2010, 03:32:51 PM »
I can't dance. I can bob my head, I can "chair-dance," I can tap my feet, but from my hips to my knees I am pathetically clueless!  :duh:
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Re: Post something you can't do
« Reply #2 on: October 05, 2010, 03:33:33 PM »
I can't dance either

I can't ride a unicycle
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Re: Post something you can't do
« Reply #3 on: October 05, 2010, 04:04:02 PM »
drive, and make game topics. i suck at both
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Re: Post something you can't do
« Reply #4 on: October 05, 2010, 04:58:10 PM »
Only one something.  I have lots of somethings.
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Re: Post something you can't do
« Reply #5 on: October 05, 2010, 05:00:26 PM »
im also bad at making friends or sticking my penis in a girl.

*imagine moses crying*
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Re: Post something you can't do
« Reply #6 on: October 05, 2010, 05:05:41 PM »
Auto fellatio
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Re: Post something you can't do
« Reply #7 on: October 05, 2010, 05:08:44 PM »
srlsy. i'd have the best time in the world giving myself a blowjob! goddamn. :blonde:
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Re: Post something you can't do
« Reply #8 on: October 05, 2010, 05:23:22 PM »
Quote from: Weakling on October 05, 2010, 04:58:10 PM
Only one something.  I have lots of somethings.

Post one at a time, Postwhore-style!  :2thumbsup:
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Re: Post something you can't do
« Reply #9 on: October 05, 2010, 05:25:45 PM »
Quote from: richard on October 05, 2010, 05:00:26 PM
im also bad at making friends or sticking my penis in a girl.

*imagine moses crying*

Who's Moses, and why is he crying? Is he the sensitive type?   :O_o:
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Re: Post something you can't do
« Reply #10 on: October 05, 2010, 06:28:56 PM »
I can't tell a lie!
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Re: Post something you can't do
« Reply #11 on: October 05, 2010, 07:20:14 PM »
Reverse or park a car.
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Re: Post something you can't do
« Reply #12 on: October 05, 2010, 07:22:02 PM »
sleep regular hours
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Re: Post something you can't do
« Reply #13 on: October 05, 2010, 07:22:56 PM »
Fly  :zoinks:
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Re: Post something you can't do
« Reply #14 on: October 05, 2010, 07:23:13 PM »
Quit cursing a lot.
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