Post something you can't do

['andersom']

Can't sleep in tomorrow. And have to wake a kid before 6 too. 

Poor tyke.

Can't find scissors either. They always get lost here, to turn up in one of the girls rooms after a while.

["couldbecousin"]

MY scissors are missing too! WTF is going on?!   

['andersom']

 

All the time I blamed my innocent sweet daughters, now I realise scissors go missing because of an international conspiracy.

  squared.

["couldbecousin"]

All the time I blamed my innocent sweet daughters, now I realise scissors go missing because of an international conspiracy.

  squared.

Actually, it's an  interplanetary conspiracy!
They have our scissors, we're next!   

['andersom']

All the time I blamed my innocent sweet daughters, now I realise scissors go missing because of an international conspiracy.

  squared.

Actually, it's an  interplanetary conspiracy!
They have our scissors, we're next!   

They're harvesting metals. Beginning with scissors, then cutlery, then cars. They will end with getting the last of the amalgam fillings out of our teeth. 

["couldbecousin"]

All the time I blamed my innocent sweet daughters, now I realise scissors go missing because of an international conspiracy.

  squared.

Actually, it's an  interplanetary conspiracy!
They have our scissors, we're next!   

They're harvesting metals. Beginning with scissors, then cutlery, then cars. They will end with getting the last of the amalgam fillings out of our teeth. 

If they take my fillings, how will I continue to eat the sweet foods I love so dearly?   

[Parts]

Too many cats can't do anything without them bugging me:zombiefuck:

["couldbecousin"]

Too many cats

My former landlady had 7 permanent cats, plus one time we also had a foster cat and her 5 babies! 

['andersom']

All the time I blamed my innocent sweet daughters, now I realise scissors go missing because of an international conspiracy.

  squared.

Actually, it's an  interplanetary conspiracy!
They have our scissors, we're next!   

They're harvesting metals. Beginning with scissors, then cutlery, then cars. They will end with getting the last of the amalgam fillings out of our teeth. 

If they take my fillings, how will I continue to eat the sweet foods I love so dearly?   

Have dental composites.

(May even protect you from * Shatner pause * autism.)

["couldbecousin"]

All the time I blamed my innocent sweet daughters, now I realise scissors go missing because of an international conspiracy.

  squared.

Actually, it's an  interplanetary conspiracy!
They have our scissors, we're next!   

They're harvesting metals. Beginning with scissors, then cutlery, then cars. They will end with getting the last of the amalgam fillings out of our teeth. 

If they take my fillings, how will I continue to eat the sweet foods I love so dearly?   

Have dental composites.

(May even protect you from * Shatner pause * autism.)

Oh, I do hope that's what I have in my teeth!   

['andersom']

All the time I blamed my innocent sweet daughters, now I realise scissors go missing because of an international conspiracy.

  squared.

Actually, it's an  interplanetary conspiracy!
They have our scissors, we're next!   

They're harvesting metals. Beginning with scissors, then cutlery, then cars. They will end with getting the last of the amalgam fillings out of our teeth. 

If they take my fillings, how will I continue to eat the sweet foods I love so dearly?   

Have dental composites.

(May even protect you from * Shatner pause * autism.)

Oh, I do hope that's what I have in my teeth!   

Dental composites have about the same colour as your teeth. Amalgam ones look like metal. And then there is gold of course..... You don't need extra-terrestrials for robbery then....

[Trigger 11]

Take this train to my destination. Gotta switch to the Metro next stop. Then a half-mile walk!

[Celticgoddess]

Stay up late tonight. Have to be downtown for 9am tomorrow.

[eris]

All the time I blamed my innocent sweet daughters, now I realise scissors go missing because of an international conspiracy.

  squared.

Actually, it's an  interplanetary conspiracy!
They have our scissors, we're next!   

They're harvesting metals. Beginning with scissors, then cutlery, then cars. They will end with getting the last of the amalgam fillings out of our teeth. 

If they take my fillings, how will I continue to eat the sweet foods I love so dearly?   

 

[Queen Victoria]

My scissors are missing too.  Definitely interplanetary. 

It's a good thing I have lots of swords handy.