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Re: Post something you can't do
« Reply #150 on: August 28, 2011, 06:05:10 PM »
Russian or Chinese splits.

 I'll bet you could still learn to do them, even at your age, then you could be a cheerleader!   :asthing:
I was taking Won Hop Kendo lessons at David Errigo's studio in Ogden Utah. I preferred closing the gap and punching over kicking.

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Re: Post something you can't do
« Reply #151 on: August 28, 2011, 07:14:30 PM »
Prince Albert was taking some type of martial art a few years ago.  From kicking "Billy Bob" he developed Tarsal Tunnel Syndrome in his ankles.  (Think Carpal Tunnel Syndrome for the symptoms).  He had to have surgery on both ankles.  The first surgery was a nightmare of comedies but both surgeries were successful.
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Re: Post something you can't do
« Reply #152 on: August 28, 2011, 09:41:31 PM »
I cant fall asleep :(

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Re: Post something you can't do
« Reply #153 on: August 28, 2011, 09:41:39 PM »
I cant stop spamming again

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Re: Post something you can't do
« Reply #154 on: August 28, 2011, 10:00:45 PM »
I cant stop obsessing over skinny dudes in bands!

Corrected! :2thumbsup:

Seriously though...get some sleep and rest up and good luck!
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Re: Post something you can't do
« Reply #155 on: September 17, 2011, 04:07:50 PM »
I can't sew.
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Re: Post something you can't do
« Reply #156 on: September 17, 2011, 05:06:26 PM »
I probably can't ice skate or water ski.
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Re: Post something you can't do
« Reply #157 on: September 17, 2011, 10:25:13 PM »
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Re: Post something you can't do
« Reply #158 on: September 17, 2011, 11:35:26 PM »
 I can't wear a gunslinger coat, unless I want to look like a child dressed up in mummy's clothes.  :laugh:
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Re: Post something you can't do
« Reply #159 on: September 18, 2011, 12:06:36 AM »
I can't wear a gunslinger coat, unless I want to look like a child dressed up in mummy's clothes.  :laugh:
You could trim it and hem it at the waist so it would stop just above your knees.  :hahaha:

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Re: Post something you can't do
« Reply #160 on: September 18, 2011, 12:08:41 AM »
I can't wear a gunslinger coat, unless I want to look like a child dressed up in mummy's clothes.  :laugh:
You could trim it and hem it at the waist so it would stop just above your knees.  :hahaha:

 Then it would just be a jacket, not a cool gunslinger coat.   :bigcry:
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Re: Post something you can't do
« Reply #161 on: September 18, 2011, 06:10:39 PM »


I can't believe it's not butter.

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Re: Post something you can't do
« Reply #162 on: September 18, 2011, 06:37:17 PM »


I can't believe it's not butter.

It isn't, but I don't think you want to know what it really is.   :zombiefuck:
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Re: Post something you can't do
« Reply #163 on: September 18, 2011, 07:11:49 PM »
I cant stop spamming again

I can't spam. I lack words.
I'm trying to remind myself that in childhood I couldn't initiate speech, and that my current state thus consitutes an improvement.

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Re: Post something you can't do
« Reply #164 on: September 18, 2011, 07:14:05 PM »


I can't believe it's not butter.

It isn't, but I don't think you want to know what it really is.   :zombiefuck:
You do sarcasm very well though.  :thumbup: