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Offline Queen Victoria

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Re: Post something you can't do
« Reply #135 on: August 27, 2011, 06:05:11 PM »
I suck at catching flying insects.
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Re: Post something you can't do
« Reply #136 on: August 27, 2011, 06:11:12 PM »
Have Aspartame without getting a migraine 
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Re: Post something you can't do
« Reply #137 on: August 28, 2011, 06:17:32 AM »
I can't bite my own toes.
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Re: Post something you can't do
« Reply #138 on: August 28, 2011, 12:25:58 PM »
Quote from: PuppetSockPenguin on August 28, 2011, 06:17:32 AM
I can't bite my own toes.

You can't?!?  I thought everyone could (well, if you had teeth and toes that is.)
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Re: Post something you can't do
« Reply #139 on: August 28, 2011, 12:55:14 PM »
I cant drive standard transmission. Never tried. Im sure I could figure it out though.
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Re: Post something you can't do
« Reply #140 on: August 28, 2011, 01:27:43 PM »
I can't lead climb a 5.11. Yet.
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Re: Post something you can't do
« Reply #141 on: August 28, 2011, 02:01:17 PM »
Fix the fecking alarm in my mother's car. I hate wiring in cars. toasters, washing machines and lamps are fine. Cars suck.
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Re: Post something you can't do
« Reply #142 on: August 28, 2011, 02:34:21 PM »
Quote from: Queen Victoria on August 27, 2011, 06:05:11 PM
I suck at catching flying insects.

Last week I was trying to catch this small moth that got into my house. I chased it and chased it, as the cat watched. I gave up. Right after, the cat walked up to it and got it in one swat, then looked at me and gave me this look that said, "what was so hard about that ?"
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Re: Post something you can't do
« Reply #143 on: August 28, 2011, 02:35:43 PM »
I cant touch dead things. Dead animals and insects gross me out. I dont even like dead plants :laugh:

Here, we have a tradition of keeping dead bodies in the house,  until the funeral. People come into the house to see the corpse, and often kiss it. YUK
This is what will happen when my great aunt finally dies. Im not setting foot in the room with it.
I can barely touch her now, because shes like a barely living corpse. Any time Im in her house I get made to go over close to her so that she can see me. She grabs at my hand and my clothes. It makes me feel like puking. As soon as I get home, Ithrow my clothes straight in the washing machine, and go for a bath.
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Re: Post something you can't do
« Reply #144 on: August 28, 2011, 02:58:28 PM »
play with my winkey -  cus i don't have one! :penis:

but rest assured,  if ever i did find myself in possession of
one -  i would be playing with it non stop!
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Re: Post something you can't do
« Reply #145 on: August 28, 2011, 04:06:31 PM »
Quote from: eris on August 28, 2011, 02:34:21 PM
Quote from: Queen Victoria on August 27, 2011, 06:05:11 PM
I suck at catching flying insects.

Last week I was trying to catch this small moth that got into my house. I chased it and chased it, as the cat watched. I gave up. Right after, the cat walked up to it and got it in one swat, then looked at me and gave me this look that said, "what was so hard about that ?"
your cat had observed the actions of the moth as you swatted at it, and so knew exactly what to do to knock it down. :laugh:

either that or it was just a lucky swat.
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Re: Post something you can't do
« Reply #146 on: August 28, 2011, 04:53:05 PM »
Get online from my house
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Re: Post something you can't do
« Reply #147 on: August 28, 2011, 05:34:16 PM »
Russian or Chinese splits.
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Re: Post something you can't do
« Reply #148 on: August 28, 2011, 05:38:05 PM »
Quote from: PPK on August 28, 2011, 05:34:16 PM
Russian or Chinese splits.

 I'll bet you could still learn to do them, even at your age, then you could be a cheerleader!   :asthing:
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Re: Post something you can't do
« Reply #149 on: August 28, 2011, 06:03:57 PM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on August 28, 2011, 05:38:05 PM
Quote from: PPK on August 28, 2011, 05:34:16 PM
Russian or Chinese splits.

 I'll bet you could still learn to do them, even at your age, then you could be a cheerleader!   :asthing:
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