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Re: If you're an ape or monkey or whatever...
« Reply #30 on: October 04, 2010, 05:46:32 AM »
I don't like evolution at all, Darwin nearly traumatized me, at least I've been damaged by it, I didn't really know much about it until I were around how old I am now, but I can say that my life was better back then when I knew nothing about it, I was really much happier back then, I was ambitious, I only wanted humans to be a 100% separate thing from animals.

Maybe I don't have AS at all, most aspies stick with evolution as a mother to her child, but I never viewed humans as related to apes until I heard about evolution, I wasn't too Christian either, I just thought; "God is my master, and he's the core of this universe who rules it with an iron grip".

That was it.

I think you are wrong.

I think that there is enough evidence to show that evolution does exist. All dogs are related to the initial breed of wolf but through selective breeding and through natural divergence. Many breeds now exist today.
Primates are the same. We are just the Alpha stock having fortuitously evolved as we have. Take a bow human.

Thank you, I shall!  :roses:


Seriously though, thank god our survival as a species wasn't up to ME. I'm so weak!  :bigcry:

*holds mouth from spouting misoginy*  :angel:

lets just say, its rather unlikely the female ever did any hunting, warring, fighting, or.., you know
much more than
babies
and
such
:)


"Babies and such" being  absolutely essential  to long-term survival of the species, but hey, no big deal!  :2thumbsup:


It's not always the men who do all the hunting , think of the Lioness  :thumbup:
I'll just diagnose myself as Goddess of the Universe and have done with it. Hell with autism!  :green: :zoinks:

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Re: If you're an ape or monkey or whatever...
« Reply #31 on: October 04, 2010, 05:52:25 AM »
I don't like evolution at all, Darwin nearly traumatized me, at least I've been damaged by it, I didn't really know much about it until I were around how old I am now, but I can say that my life was better back then when I knew nothing about it, I was really much happier back then, I was ambitious, I only wanted humans to be a 100% separate thing from animals.

Maybe I don't have AS at all, most aspies stick with evolution as a mother to her child, but I never viewed humans as related to apes until I heard about evolution, I wasn't too Christian either, I just thought; "God is my master, and he's the core of this universe who rules it with an iron grip".

That was it.

I think you are wrong.

I think that there is enough evidence to show that evolution does exist. All dogs are related to the initial breed of wolf but through selective breeding and through natural divergence. Many breeds now exist today.
Primates are the same. We are just the Alpha stock having fortuitously evolved as we have. Take a bow human.

Thank you, I shall!  :roses:


Seriously though, thank god our survival as a species wasn't up to ME. I'm so weak!  :bigcry:

*holds mouth from spouting misoginy*  :angel:

lets just say, its rather unlikely the female ever did any hunting, warring, fighting, or.., you know
much more than
babies
and
such
:)


"Babies and such" being  absolutely essential  to long-term survival of the species, but hey, no big deal!  :2thumbsup:

see?
you'd do fiiine!

now, as aspie MALE on the other hand...
we'd all die out :(

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Re: If you're an ape or monkey or whatever...
« Reply #32 on: October 04, 2010, 05:59:58 AM »
I don't like evolution at all, Darwin nearly traumatized me, at least I've been damaged by it, I didn't really know much about it until I were around how old I am now, but I can say that my life was better back then when I knew nothing about it, I was really much happier back then, I was ambitious, I only wanted humans to be a 100% separate thing from animals.

Maybe I don't have AS at all, most aspies stick with evolution as a mother to her child, but I never viewed humans as related to apes until I heard about evolution, I wasn't too Christian either, I just thought; "God is my master, and he's the core of this universe who rules it with an iron grip".

That was it.

I think you are wrong.

I think that there is enough evidence to show that evolution does exist. All dogs are related to the initial breed of wolf but through selective breeding and through natural divergence. Many breeds now exist today.
Primates are the same. We are just the Alpha stock having fortuitously evolved as we have. Take a bow human.

Thank you, I shall!  :roses:


Seriously though, thank god our survival as a species wasn't up to ME. I'm so weak!  :bigcry:

*holds mouth from spouting misoginy*  :angel:

lets just say, its rather unlikely the female ever did any hunting, warring, fighting, or.., you know
much more than
babies
and
such
:)


"Babies and such" being  absolutely essential  to long-term survival of the species, but hey, no big deal!  :2thumbsup:

see?
you'd do fiiine!

now, as aspie MALE on the other hand...
we'd all die out :(

No, as long as you kept fathering babies, the species would carry on!  :viking:
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Re: If you're an ape or monkey or whatever...
« Reply #33 on: October 04, 2010, 06:01:48 AM »
I also noticed that Russians behave ape-like;



Maybe it has something to do with climate, in Africa, Spain, Portugal and Greece extremely hot, and in Norway and Russia It's extremely cold, maybe the climate does something with people.

And by the way, isn't cannabis, aka Marijuana strictly illegal in Norway?

You have to go deep down to the nether Netherlands to get that ;)

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Re: If you're an ape or monkey or whatever...
« Reply #34 on: October 04, 2010, 06:29:34 AM »
marijuana is strictly illegal yes

i am a criminal

many many times :)

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Re: If you're an ape or monkey or whatever...
« Reply #35 on: October 04, 2010, 06:32:46 AM »
So. Enjoy bowing to your fucking fairy tale, christians.
"I’m fearless in my heart.
They will always see that in my eyes.
I am the passion; I am the warfare.
I will never stop...
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Re: If you're an ape or monkey or whatever...
« Reply #36 on: October 04, 2010, 06:36:55 AM »
marijuana is strictly illegal yes

i am a criminal

many many times :)

How did you manage to import cannabis over to Norway?

It would just be stopped at the "tollbom" or whatever It's called, and you would earn yourself a place in prison :zoinks:

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Re: If you're an ape or monkey or whatever...
« Reply #37 on: October 04, 2010, 06:38:31 AM »
marijuana is strictly illegal yes

i am a criminal

many many times :)

How did you manage to import cannabis over to Norway?

It would just be stopped at the "tollbom" or whatever It's called, and you would earn yourself a place in prison :zoinks:

wow, you just stepped off the "world train" didnt you?

i dont import anything :S

i buy it from this guy called the drugdealer

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Re: If you're an ape or monkey or whatever...
« Reply #38 on: October 04, 2010, 06:39:35 AM »
marijuana is strictly illegal yes

i am a criminal

many many times :)

How did you manage to import cannabis over to Norway?

It would just be stopped at the "tollbom" or whatever It's called, and you would earn yourself a place in prison :zoinks:

wow, you just stepped off the "world train" didnt you?

i dont import anything :S

i buy it from this guy called the drugdealer

Where can you find him?

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Re: If you're an ape or monkey or whatever...
« Reply #39 on: October 04, 2010, 06:42:30 AM »
marijuana is strictly illegal yes

i am a criminal

many many times :)

How did you manage to import cannabis over to Norway?

It would just be stopped at the "tollbom" or whatever It's called, and you would earn yourself a place in prison :zoinks:

wow, you just stepped off the "world train" didnt you?

i dont import anything :S

i buy it from this guy called the drugdealer

Where can you find him?

dude are you serious...

thats like saying "where can you find the junkie?"
try knocking on his door

call him, see if he answers, idunno :S

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Re: If you're an ape or monkey or whatever...
« Reply #40 on: October 04, 2010, 06:55:29 AM »
I don't think there's a drug dealer in my town.

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Re: If you're an ape or monkey or whatever...
« Reply #41 on: October 04, 2010, 06:59:23 AM »
I don't think there's a drug dealer in my town.

your town would have to be seriously small to not have a drug dealer.
do you have dirty toothless people hanging around the central area?

if you got even ONE, there will also be a drug dealer there.

i stayed in a town of less than 5000 people, and there was a tiny group of junkies, another tiny group of hard partyers, and therefore also an even smaller group of drug dealers.
in my opinion, its automatic

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Re: If you're an ape or monkey or whatever...
« Reply #42 on: October 04, 2010, 07:56:54 AM »
I'd like to again stress that religion is fake. I've already died once, and I know what happens. Nothing.
"I’m fearless in my heart.
They will always see that in my eyes.
I am the passion; I am the warfare.
I will never stop...
always constant, accurate, and intense."

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Re: If you're an ape or monkey or whatever...
« Reply #43 on: October 04, 2010, 07:59:10 AM »
I'd like to again stress that religion is fake. I've already died once, and I know what happens. Nothing.

you have?
i was thinking about it just the other day.

conciousness simply vanishes into thin air by something as trivial as falling unconcious.
to me it seems like a logical pointer that actual death would be even more... terminal.

religious mindsets are riddled with basic basic flaws...

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Re: If you're an ape or monkey or whatever...
« Reply #44 on: October 05, 2010, 03:32:55 AM »
Scientologists aren’t BRAVE :orly:

I think It's sad when people say that you'll only live once, I don't want to live once, I want to live an eternal life.