If you're an ape or monkey or whatever...

[General Razorbeard]

Take off your clothes and go to the zoo where you belong

[ῦ]

Take off your clothes and go to the zoo where you belong

Quiet, Primate.

[ZEGH8578]

ever noticed how its impossible to mimmick a genuine barking noise, or horse or cows moo.
lots of douchefucks think they can of course, but it never comes out as genuine

however

chimpy-screams are remarkably easy to make. and they come out totally authentic.

[General Razorbeard]

Why not just throw some kids into the cage in the zoo when you're at it

[ῦ]

Why not just throw some kids into the cage in the zoo when you're at it

You get the kids, I'll get the popcorn.

[General Razorbeard]

I was just kidding

[Al Swearegen]

Take off your clothes and go to the zoo where you belong

We are part of the evolutionary stream. We are primates and part of the Great Apes ranch and share remarkably similar genetic make up more than 90%  the same. It is that extra few percentage of evolution's handiwork that prevents us from swinging on vines still.

[ZEGH8578]

Take off your clothes and go to the zoo where you belong

We are part of the evolutionary stream. We are primates and part of the Great Apes ranch and share remarkably similar genetic make up more than 90%  the same. It is that extra few percentage of evolution's handiwork that prevents us from swinging on vines still.

that was what i was getting at as well (i thought i was obvious )
but thats the reason why humans can "imitate" ape sounds.
we are apes.
making ape sounds is in our nature, so we do it flawlessly.

go ahead
try!

[General Razorbeard]

Take off your clothes and go to the zoo where you belong

We are part of the evolutionary stream. We are primates and part of the Great Apes ranch and share remarkably similar genetic make up more than 90%  the same. It is that extra few percentage of evolution's handiwork that prevents us from swinging on vines still.

that was what i was getting at as well (i thought i was obvious )
but thats the reason why humans can "imitate" ape sounds.
we are apes.
making ape sounds is in our nature, so we do it flawlessly.

go ahead
try!

I tried, didn't work

I can't make animal sounds, although I've heard that autistics (not me) in general can imitate all sorts of animal sounds.

And no, the ape skull is very different than the human skull, I visited a Darwin museum in Oslo yesterday, there was a significant difference, look here...

Here's the most intelligent animals, from 3-1st place;

3. Apes.

2. Dolphins.

1. Humans.

While I oppose Darwin, I've seen that negroes, Spaniards, the Portuguese, Greeks and Norwegians in particular act more like apes than others, have anyone of you watched this;



0:34-0:44, ape sounds.

Now this;







I saw a pic of ZEGH around a year ago where he gave us the thumb, his mouth looked like an ape mouth at the time, maybe It's something with the said people I mentioned above, maybe they're behind something.

In any case, mating with apes doesn't only not work, It's also very harmful.

They say that there will be a DNA change in late 2012, I wonder what will happen then.

[ZEGH8578]

if all you ever saw was a human and an ape skull, yes then they differ.
the human skull has more brain volume, and a smaller jaw...

but if you, like me, studied skeletons of all thinkable organisms,
then human and chimp skulls are THE most similar looking skulls in the entire animal kingdom, without a doubt.

but im not gonna debate evolution with you. its one of the most stillborn debates in the universe, cus if your an adult by now, im never gonna convince you, and theres no way youll ever convince me :]

[General Razorbeard]

if all you ever saw was a human and an ape skull, yes then they differ.
the human skull has more brain volume, and a smaller jaw...

but if you, like me, studied skeletons of all thinkable organisms,
then human and chimp skulls are THE most similar looking skulls in the entire animal kingdom, without a doubt.

but im not gonna debate evolution with you. its one of the most stillborn debates in the universe, cus if your an adult by now, im never gonna convince you, and theres no way youll ever convince me :]

Go to the museum and see for yourself, I'm not joking, their skulls are very different, other animals may have similiar skulls too, like cats to dogs.

[ZEGH8578]

if all you ever saw was a human and an ape skull, yes then they differ.
the human skull has more brain volume, and a smaller jaw...

but if you, like me, studied skeletons of all thinkable organisms,
then human and chimp skulls are THE most similar looking skulls in the entire animal kingdom, without a doubt.

but im not gonna debate evolution with you. its one of the most stillborn debates in the universe, cus if your an adult by now, im never gonna convince you, and theres no way youll ever convince me :]

Go to the museum and see for yourself, I'm not joking, their skulls are very different, other animals may have similiar skulls too, like cats to dogs.

i allready have.
my whole life, ive done nothing but look at skulls.

i have entire folders, with every single primate and primatoid skull ever known to mankind...
i know.
i know how to "read" skulls, the same way a mathematician looks at seemingly nonsensical gibberish, and understands the concept. i can name the parts of the skull, and i can recognize skull parts from humans in birds and reptiles as well. the skull, like a puzzle, is made from seperate bones. these appear in the same place in most vertebrates.
trust me. im one of the scientists who SAW skulls, and STILL believe in evolution
theres many of us

[General Razorbeard]

Nice breasts by the way, but she looks too intimidating.

[General Razorbeard]

I don't like evolution at all, Darwin nearly traumatized me, at least I've been damaged by it, I didn't really know much about it until I were around how old I am now, but I can say that my life was better back then when I knew nothing about it, I was really much happier back then, I was ambitious, I only wanted humans to be a 100% separate thing from animals.

Maybe I don't have AS at all, most aspies stick with evolution as a mother to her child, but I never viewed humans as related to apes until I heard about evolution, I wasn't too Christian either, I just thought; "God is my master, and he's the core of this universe who rules it with an iron grip".

That was it.

[General Razorbeard]

I don't think you're a scientist, just a collector, I know you from another website, you were in an IRL crisis, and you dropped out of school, as well as changed jobs, it doesn't fit the criteria of being a scientist, but go ahead and believe what you want.