When I was little, my dad used to bring me for walks to the docks. There was always lots of seagulls there. They used to divebomb us. It was great fun. I remember once I had an ice cream cone, and one swooped down and grabbed it out of my hand 
you had fun being divebombed?
your odd.
i got hit only once. my rucksack, when i was little
i used this tactic tho, where i'd run from tree to tree.
BTW!
Ever seen a pigeon perched on a branch?
Some pigeon species do indeed sit in trees, but the common city pigeon never sits in trees. Theyre mountain-birds, and they regard buildings as mountains.
Gulls never perch either.