God I hate people eating in lectures, does my fucking head in
I'm surprised they allow food and drink in class. I know in I.T classes it wasn't allowed for obvious reasons.
Some stupid cunt I know had ants all over his keyboard because of that. He never cleaned anything in his room, although he showered every day. Never washes his hair; han't in the 30-odd years I've known him. Just gets it cut. The fucking barber must use gloves and an asbestos suit.
Never washed his hair in 30 years? Hasn't he ever heard of this new thing called.. um... SHAMPOO?
Yes, but his excuse was... wait for it... his sister drowned in a quarry when she was little, and he was supposed to have seen it happen and felt responsible. So he never got swimming lessons. Says he has asthma (which swimming would have helped, BTW) and also a bad back. What swimming and a shower have to do with each other is beyond me. Anyway, it's pretty much bullshit. Unfortunately I don't have a pic of this twunt, but picture a cross between Brains from the Thunderbirds and Mr Bean and you get the picture.
Sounds like an excuse.
Yeah, to me as well. His missus (whom is separated from him but still living under the same roof), her sister and his half-sister now believe he may have Aspergers because of all the routine he has, and if not AS, at least OCD. The not washing the hair part doesn't really fit, though. His back problems are Scoliosis, Spondylitis and Sherman's Disease. You may have come across his ex on here, as she joined late last year but hardly posted - Moonrise.
