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You know what would be a great idea?
« on: October 01, 2010, 09:23:36 PM »
A brothel where only aspie girls are allowed to work at! That's right, a place where you can see sexy autistic females show off their stuff and let you have at it for a fee! The place would be called "Rain Girls", it would operate in Arizona, where prostitution is legal, the world's FIRST autism brothel! Wouldn't that be great? An easy opportunity for you aspie girls to easily get a job at doing what everyone loves... SEX... for money! :green: And aspie guys, like me, from all over, would finally have the chance to get laid with a hot, young, sexy, aspie chick who they could really relate to! And maybe a special section for aspie MILFs for guys of any age above the legal age! And the place would have plenty of booze, trains, games, etc. for your obsessions while you wait for that special hour where you will finally LOSE your cursed virginity! :zoinks:

Also, it would give Kit a place to work in case her janitorial career doesn't work out. Just saying. ::)

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Re: You know what would be a great idea?
« Reply #1 on: October 01, 2010, 09:30:13 PM »
i got laid... 4 times. 3 of those w a sexy hot chick.
one time w a young single mother.

(the not so hot one was a chubby american. i was drunk. but hey, its a funny life experience to carry on.)

whats the matter w you guys?
your simply not being lucky enough
you suck >:I

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Re: You know what would be a great idea?
« Reply #2 on: October 01, 2010, 09:33:26 PM »
A brothel where only aspie girls are allowed to work at! That's right, a place where you can see sexy autistic females show off their stuff and let you have at it for a fee! The place would be called "Rain Girls", it would operate in Arizona, where prostitution is legal, the world's FIRST autism brothel! Wouldn't that be great? An easy opportunity for you aspie girls to easily get a job at doing what everyone loves... SEX... for money! :green: And aspie guys, like me, from all over, would finally have the chance to get laid with a hot, young, sexy, aspie chick who they could really relate to! And maybe a special section for aspie MILFs for guys of any age above the legal age! And the place would have plenty of booze, trains, games, etc. for your obsessions while you wait for that special hour where you will finally LOSE your cursed virginity! :zoinks:

Also, it would give Kit a place to work in case her janitorial career doesn't work out. Just saying. ::)

Why do you want to lose your virginity to an aspie prostitute? If you're going to pay somebody for sex then it's not likely you're going to form a bond with that person, aspie or non-aspie.
If youwant to lose your virginity, why don't you just take yourself into the city and pay for a normal prostitute?

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Re: You know what would be a great idea?
« Reply #3 on: October 01, 2010, 09:35:10 PM »
A brothel where only aspie girls are allowed to work at! That's right, a place where you can see sexy autistic females show off their stuff and let you have at it for a fee! The place would be called "Rain Girls", it would operate in Arizona, where prostitution is legal, the world's FIRST autism brothel! Wouldn't that be great? An easy opportunity for you aspie girls to easily get a job at doing what everyone loves... SEX... for money! :green: And aspie guys, like me, from all over, would finally have the chance to get laid with a hot, young, sexy, aspie chick who they could really relate to! And maybe a special section for aspie MILFs for guys of any age above the legal age! And the place would have plenty of booze, trains, games, etc. for your obsessions while you wait for that special hour where you will finally LOSE your cursed virginity! :zoinks:

Also, it would give Kit a place to work in case her janitorial career doesn't work out. Just saying. ::)

Why do you want to lose your virginity to an aspie prostitute? If you're going to pay somebody for sex then it's not likely you're going to form a bond with that person, aspie or non-aspie.
If youwant to lose your virginity, why don't you just take yourself into the city and pay for a normal prostitute?

I don't take normies. I want someone who knows about the mental bullshit disorder that is autism that I am going through. And you have to be an autistic to know how it's like.

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Re: You know what would be a great idea?
« Reply #4 on: October 01, 2010, 09:39:32 PM »
A brothel where only aspie girls are allowed to work at! That's right, a place where you can see sexy autistic females show off their stuff and let you have at it for a fee! The place would be called "Rain Girls", it would operate in Arizona, where prostitution is legal, the world's FIRST autism brothel! Wouldn't that be great? An easy opportunity for you aspie girls to easily get a job at doing what everyone loves... SEX... for money! :green: And aspie guys, like me, from all over, would finally have the chance to get laid with a hot, young, sexy, aspie chick who they could really relate to! And maybe a special section for aspie MILFs for guys of any age above the legal age! And the place would have plenty of booze, trains, games, etc. for your obsessions while you wait for that special hour where you will finally LOSE your cursed virginity! :zoinks:

Also, it would give Kit a place to work in case her janitorial career doesn't work out. Just saying. ::)

Why do you want to lose your virginity to an aspie prostitute? If you're going to pay somebody for sex then it's not likely you're going to form a bond with that person, aspie or non-aspie.
If youwant to lose your virginity, why don't you just take yourself into the city and pay for a normal prostitute?

I don't take normies. I want someone who knows about the mental bullshit disorder that is autism that I am going through. And you have to be an autistic to know how it's like.

A prostitute is there to screw you. Not to understand you.
Do you not think you're lowering your chances by only being into aspies? Would you really not sleep with a nice NT girl who liked you?

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Re: You know what would be a great idea?
« Reply #5 on: October 01, 2010, 09:46:13 PM »
A brothel where only aspie girls are allowed to work at! That's right, a place where you can see sexy autistic females show off their stuff and let you have at it for a fee! The place would be called "Rain Girls", it would operate in Arizona, where prostitution is legal, the world's FIRST autism brothel! Wouldn't that be great? An easy opportunity for you aspie girls to easily get a job at doing what everyone loves... SEX... for money! :green: And aspie guys, like me, from all over, would finally have the chance to get laid with a hot, young, sexy, aspie chick who they could really relate to! And maybe a special section for aspie MILFs for guys of any age above the legal age! And the place would have plenty of booze, trains, games, etc. for your obsessions while you wait for that special hour where you will finally LOSE your cursed virginity! :zoinks:

Also, it would give Kit a place to work in case her janitorial career doesn't work out. Just saying. ::)

Why do you want to lose your virginity to an aspie prostitute? If you're going to pay somebody for sex then it's not likely you're going to form a bond with that person, aspie or non-aspie.
If youwant to lose your virginity, why don't you just take yourself into the city and pay for a normal prostitute?

I don't take normies. I want someone who knows about the mental bullshit disorder that is autism that I am going through. And you have to be an autistic to know how it's like.

A prostitute is there to screw you. Not to understand you.
Do you not think you're lowering your chances by only being into aspies? Would you really not sleep with a nice NT girl who liked you?

Well, what's the chances that a nice NT girl will like me in the first place? Second to none. I have seen a lot of male aspies whine and moan about being unable to get any pussy.

And getting to know a prostitute could get you a special discount. :zoinks:

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Re: You know what would be a great idea?
« Reply #6 on: October 01, 2010, 09:47:59 PM »


And getting to know a prostitute could get you a special discount. :zoinks:

In your case I think it would mean paying a premium ::)

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Re: You know what would be a great idea?
« Reply #7 on: October 01, 2010, 09:49:41 PM »


And getting to know a prostitute could get you a special discount. :zoinks:

In your case I think it would mean paying a premium ::)

And where did YOU come up with such a crazy idea? I'm a kind and gentle person. Nicer than you will ever see me on the Internetz, sweetheart. :zoinks:

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Re: You know what would be a great idea?
« Reply #8 on: October 01, 2010, 09:50:49 PM »
Judy don't worry your mother/aunty and your dad/uncle got together. There is hope for you yet. Even in the nowheresville you live now.
I agree no normal girl would take you on though. So we are kinda on the same page which is a tad scary.
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Re: You know what would be a great idea?
« Reply #9 on: October 01, 2010, 09:52:17 PM »
I'm sorry duke, but are you serious?
"I’m fearless in my heart.
They will always see that in my eyes.
I am the passion; I am the warfare.
I will never stop...
always constant, accurate, and intense."

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Re: You know what would be a great idea?
« Reply #10 on: October 01, 2010, 09:55:15 PM »
And Butterflies, a point I forgot to make. How would YOU know about my sex appeal? Last time I checked, you were GAY! Why would you care in the first place? :orly:

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Re: You know what would be a great idea?
« Reply #11 on: October 01, 2010, 09:56:40 PM »
And Butterflies, a point I forgot to make. How would YOU know about my sex appeal? Last time I checked, you were GAY! Why would you care in the first place? :orly:

*smacks duke in the back of the head*

You're doing it again. Settle down, be cool.
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Re: You know what would be a great idea?
« Reply #12 on: October 01, 2010, 09:57:40 PM »
And Butterflies, a point I forgot to make. How would YOU know about my sex appeal? Last time I checked, you were GAY! Why would you care in the first place? :orly:

*smacks duke in the back of the head*

You're doing it again. Settle down, be cool.

Doing what again?

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Re: You know what would be a great idea?
« Reply #13 on: October 01, 2010, 09:58:35 PM »
And Butterflies, a point I forgot to make. How would YOU know about my sex appeal? Last time I checked, you were GAY! Why would you care in the first place? :orly:

*smacks duke in the back of the head*

You're doing it again. Settle down, be cool.

Doing what again?

Thats something you need to learn for yourself, but heres a hint. Its why you get kicked around.
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They will always see that in my eyes.
I am the passion; I am the warfare.
I will never stop...
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Re: You know what would be a great idea?
« Reply #14 on: October 01, 2010, 09:59:09 PM »


Well, what's the chances that a nice NT girl will like me in the first place? Second to none. I have seen a lot of male aspies whine and moan about being unable to get any pussy.




I don't kow the proper figures, but I think male aspies outnumber female aspies by something like 3 or 4 to 1. I don't like the look of those odds either.



And where did YOU come up with such a crazy idea? I'm a kind and gentle person. Nicer than you will ever see me on the Internetz, sweetheart. :zoinks:

I realize you're probably not as much of a dick as you appear on the internetz. Why the fuck do you think I'm trying to be nice to you?

BTW, it might be a good idea not to call me sweetheart. It's a bit patronizing, especially coming from you :orly: