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Re: How many people here are married
« Reply #45 on: December 14, 2014, 08:40:53 AM »
Elle's cave would be an actual cave, with an internet connection and a pleasure dungeon. :orly:
I'd be content with a spare bedroom.  (With an internet connection and pleasure dungeon.)

But you can't go rock climbing in your spare bedroom. :orly:
...and?

You can go rock climbing in a sufficiently large cave. :thumbup:
That involves interacting with nature.  Fuck that.

You interact with nature every time you breathe.

Some would say that this is not the case in most larger cities. :zoinks:

In that case, you may need an inhaler.
I do.   :laugh:  And again, I say, fuck nature.  :P
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I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
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Re: How many people here are married
« Reply #46 on: December 16, 2014, 12:14:05 AM »
Elle's cave would be an actual cave, with an internet connection and a pleasure dungeon. :orly:
I'd be content with a spare bedroom.  (With an internet connection and pleasure dungeon.)

But you can't go rock climbing in your spare bedroom. :orly:
...and?

You can go rock climbing in a sufficiently large cave. :thumbup:
That involves interacting with nature.  Fuck that.

You interact with nature every time you breathe.

Some would say that this is not the case in most larger cities. :zoinks:

In that case, you may need an inhaler.

Oxygen tubes, more like. :(
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Re: How many people here are married
« Reply #47 on: December 16, 2014, 12:14:51 AM »
Elle's cave would be an actual cave, with an internet connection and a pleasure dungeon. :orly:
I'd be content with a spare bedroom.  (With an internet connection and pleasure dungeon.)

But you can't go rock climbing in your spare bedroom. :orly:
...and?

You can go rock climbing in a sufficiently large cave. :thumbup:
That involves interacting with nature.  Fuck that.

You interact with nature every time you breathe.

Some would say that this is not the case in most larger cities. :zoinks:

In that case, you may need an inhaler.
I do.   :laugh:  And again, I say, fuck nature.  :P

And I say "nature is fucked". :P
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Re: How many people here are married
« Reply #48 on: December 17, 2014, 06:51:18 AM »
I do.   :laugh:  And again, I say, fuck nature.  :P

And I say "nature is fucked". :P
Pollen or smog- either way, my lungs are unhappy.  I'd rather have the city around me while I'm wheezing.
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I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: How many people here are married
« Reply #49 on: December 17, 2014, 09:54:47 PM »
I do.   :laugh:  And again, I say, fuck nature.  :P

And I say "nature is fucked". :P
Pollen or smog- either way, my lungs are unhappy.  I'd rather have the city around me while I'm wheezing.

But the allergy stimulating plants tend to grow more in deforested areas....which surround the cities.
Can't you guys even just imagine it?

Forget practicality, or your experience....can you just....imagine?

It's there. It always was.

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Re: How many people here are married
« Reply #50 on: December 18, 2014, 12:14:52 AM »
I do.   :laugh:  And again, I say, fuck nature.  :P

And I say "nature is fucked". :P
Pollen or smog- either way, my lungs are unhappy.  I'd rather have the city around me while I'm wheezing.

Me too.
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