Before you marry a person...you should first make them use a computer with slow internet to see who they really are.
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Quote from: odeon on December 13, 2014, 03:59:01 AMQuote from: sg1008 on December 12, 2014, 05:30:53 PMQuote from: PMS Elle on December 10, 2014, 06:41:38 AMQuote from: Semicolon on December 09, 2014, 08:42:53 AMQuote from: PMS Elle on December 09, 2014, 07:34:27 AMQuote from: Semicolon on December 08, 2014, 02:42:45 PMQuote from: PMS Elle on December 08, 2014, 02:05:36 PMQuote from: Semicolon on December 08, 2014, 09:37:18 AMElle's cave would be an actual cave, with an internet connection and a pleasure dungeon. I'd be content with a spare bedroom. (With an internet connection and pleasure dungeon.)But you can't go rock climbing in your spare bedroom. ...and?You can go rock climbing in a sufficiently large cave. That involves interacting with nature. Fuck that.You interact with nature every time you breathe.Some would say that this is not the case in most larger cities. In that case, you may need an inhaler.
Quote from: sg1008 on December 12, 2014, 05:30:53 PMQuote from: PMS Elle on December 10, 2014, 06:41:38 AMQuote from: Semicolon on December 09, 2014, 08:42:53 AMQuote from: PMS Elle on December 09, 2014, 07:34:27 AMQuote from: Semicolon on December 08, 2014, 02:42:45 PMQuote from: PMS Elle on December 08, 2014, 02:05:36 PMQuote from: Semicolon on December 08, 2014, 09:37:18 AMElle's cave would be an actual cave, with an internet connection and a pleasure dungeon. I'd be content with a spare bedroom. (With an internet connection and pleasure dungeon.)But you can't go rock climbing in your spare bedroom. ...and?You can go rock climbing in a sufficiently large cave. That involves interacting with nature. Fuck that.You interact with nature every time you breathe.Some would say that this is not the case in most larger cities.
Quote from: PMS Elle on December 10, 2014, 06:41:38 AMQuote from: Semicolon on December 09, 2014, 08:42:53 AMQuote from: PMS Elle on December 09, 2014, 07:34:27 AMQuote from: Semicolon on December 08, 2014, 02:42:45 PMQuote from: PMS Elle on December 08, 2014, 02:05:36 PMQuote from: Semicolon on December 08, 2014, 09:37:18 AMElle's cave would be an actual cave, with an internet connection and a pleasure dungeon. I'd be content with a spare bedroom. (With an internet connection and pleasure dungeon.)But you can't go rock climbing in your spare bedroom. ...and?You can go rock climbing in a sufficiently large cave. That involves interacting with nature. Fuck that.You interact with nature every time you breathe.
Quote from: Semicolon on December 09, 2014, 08:42:53 AMQuote from: PMS Elle on December 09, 2014, 07:34:27 AMQuote from: Semicolon on December 08, 2014, 02:42:45 PMQuote from: PMS Elle on December 08, 2014, 02:05:36 PMQuote from: Semicolon on December 08, 2014, 09:37:18 AMElle's cave would be an actual cave, with an internet connection and a pleasure dungeon. I'd be content with a spare bedroom. (With an internet connection and pleasure dungeon.)But you can't go rock climbing in your spare bedroom. ...and?You can go rock climbing in a sufficiently large cave. That involves interacting with nature. Fuck that.
Quote from: PMS Elle on December 09, 2014, 07:34:27 AMQuote from: Semicolon on December 08, 2014, 02:42:45 PMQuote from: PMS Elle on December 08, 2014, 02:05:36 PMQuote from: Semicolon on December 08, 2014, 09:37:18 AMElle's cave would be an actual cave, with an internet connection and a pleasure dungeon. I'd be content with a spare bedroom. (With an internet connection and pleasure dungeon.)But you can't go rock climbing in your spare bedroom. ...and?You can go rock climbing in a sufficiently large cave.
Quote from: Semicolon on December 08, 2014, 02:42:45 PMQuote from: PMS Elle on December 08, 2014, 02:05:36 PMQuote from: Semicolon on December 08, 2014, 09:37:18 AMElle's cave would be an actual cave, with an internet connection and a pleasure dungeon. I'd be content with a spare bedroom. (With an internet connection and pleasure dungeon.)But you can't go rock climbing in your spare bedroom. ...and?
Quote from: PMS Elle on December 08, 2014, 02:05:36 PMQuote from: Semicolon on December 08, 2014, 09:37:18 AMElle's cave would be an actual cave, with an internet connection and a pleasure dungeon. I'd be content with a spare bedroom. (With an internet connection and pleasure dungeon.)But you can't go rock climbing in your spare bedroom.
Quote from: Semicolon on December 08, 2014, 09:37:18 AMElle's cave would be an actual cave, with an internet connection and a pleasure dungeon. I'd be content with a spare bedroom. (With an internet connection and pleasure dungeon.)
Elle's cave would be an actual cave, with an internet connection and a pleasure dungeon.
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.
Quote from: sg1008 on December 13, 2014, 11:44:32 PMQuote from: odeon on December 13, 2014, 03:59:01 AMQuote from: sg1008 on December 12, 2014, 05:30:53 PMQuote from: PMS Elle on December 10, 2014, 06:41:38 AMQuote from: Semicolon on December 09, 2014, 08:42:53 AMQuote from: PMS Elle on December 09, 2014, 07:34:27 AMQuote from: Semicolon on December 08, 2014, 02:42:45 PMQuote from: PMS Elle on December 08, 2014, 02:05:36 PMQuote from: Semicolon on December 08, 2014, 09:37:18 AMElle's cave would be an actual cave, with an internet connection and a pleasure dungeon. I'd be content with a spare bedroom. (With an internet connection and pleasure dungeon.)But you can't go rock climbing in your spare bedroom. ...and?You can go rock climbing in a sufficiently large cave. That involves interacting with nature. Fuck that.You interact with nature every time you breathe.Some would say that this is not the case in most larger cities. In that case, you may need an inhaler.I do. And again, I say, fuck nature.
Quote from: PMS Elle on December 14, 2014, 08:40:53 AMI do. And again, I say, fuck nature. And I say "nature is fucked".
I do. And again, I say, fuck nature.
Quote from: odeon on December 16, 2014, 12:14:51 AMQuote from: PMS Elle on December 14, 2014, 08:40:53 AMI do. And again, I say, fuck nature. And I say "nature is fucked". Pollen or smog- either way, my lungs are unhappy. I'd rather have the city around me while I'm wheezing.
Quote from: sg1008 on December 08, 2014, 12:31:27 AMCan't you guys even just imagine it?Forget practicality, or your experience....can you just....imagine?It's there. It always was.
Can't you guys even just imagine it?Forget practicality, or your experience....can you just....imagine?