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This is all going right over my head
Quote from: PMS Elle on October 03, 2010, 08:10:18 AMQuote from: odeon on October 02, 2010, 03:38:10 PMQuote from: PMS Elle on October 02, 2010, 12:44:03 PMYou're just backing down because you know I'd have you crying into your hanky in no time. I'm a bottomless pit of jokes; I'm impossible to top.O, I can post you into submission any time I want.Those are definitely not safe words to say to me. That type of challenge tends to get me hot around the collar.Fucking hell - this threads like a carry on film You're still learning the ropes and have a long way to mastery.
Quote from: odeon on October 02, 2010, 03:38:10 PMQuote from: PMS Elle on October 02, 2010, 12:44:03 PMYou're just backing down because you know I'd have you crying into your hanky in no time. I'm a bottomless pit of jokes; I'm impossible to top.O, I can post you into submission any time I want.Those are definitely not safe words to say to me. That type of challenge tends to get me hot around the collar.
Quote from: PMS Elle on October 02, 2010, 12:44:03 PMYou're just backing down because you know I'd have you crying into your hanky in no time. I'm a bottomless pit of jokes; I'm impossible to top.O, I can post you into submission any time I want.
You're just backing down because you know I'd have you crying into your hanky in no time. I'm a bottomless pit of jokes; I'm impossible to top.
Quote from: Spastic² on October 04, 2010, 05:00:12 AMThis is all going right over my headThat's because it is filthy sex talk and we are pure of heart!
Quote from: couldbecousin on October 04, 2010, 05:04:06 AMQuote from: Spastic² on October 04, 2010, 05:00:12 AMThis is all going right over my headThat's because it is filthy sex talk and we are pure of heart! Bullshit.We've all seen the tapes.
I'll just diagnose myself as Goddess of the Universe and have done with it. Hell with autism!
nice is just something written on biscuits.
Quote from: Pikajedi3 on October 04, 2010, 05:56:03 AMQuote from: couldbecousin on October 04, 2010, 05:04:06 AMQuote from: Spastic² on October 04, 2010, 05:00:12 AMThis is all going right over my headThat's because it is filthy sex talk and we are pure of heart! Bullshit.We've all seen the tapes.I'm sure theres going to be more than one type of tape being used in this thread very soon.
Quote from: odeon on October 03, 2010, 09:39:57 AMQuote from: PMS Elle on October 03, 2010, 08:10:18 AMQuote from: odeon on October 02, 2010, 03:38:10 PMQuote from: PMS Elle on October 02, 2010, 12:44:03 PMYou're just backing down because you know I'd have you crying into your hanky in no time. I'm a bottomless pit of jokes; I'm impossible to top.O, I can post you into submission any time I want.Those are definitely not safe words to say to me. That type of challenge tends to get me hot around the collar.You're still learning the ropes and have a long way to mastery.You won't switch my self-confidence off quite that easily. Don't be a slave to your own assumptions; push my limits too much, and you're bound to get served.
Quote from: PMS Elle on October 03, 2010, 08:10:18 AMQuote from: odeon on October 02, 2010, 03:38:10 PMQuote from: PMS Elle on October 02, 2010, 12:44:03 PMYou're just backing down because you know I'd have you crying into your hanky in no time. I'm a bottomless pit of jokes; I'm impossible to top.O, I can post you into submission any time I want.Those are definitely not safe words to say to me. That type of challenge tends to get me hot around the collar.You're still learning the ropes and have a long way to mastery.
(...or, in what would probably be a rather confusing day for you, owned and served at the same time.)
Quote from: Squid_thing on October 04, 2010, 06:11:02 AMQuote from: Pikajedi3 on October 04, 2010, 05:56:03 AMQuote from: couldbecousin on October 04, 2010, 05:04:06 AMQuote from: Spastic² on October 04, 2010, 05:00:12 AMThis is all going right over my headThat's because it is filthy sex talk and we are pure of heart! Bullshit.We've all seen the tapes.I'm sure theres going to be more than one type of tape being used in this thread very soon. How would that even work?
Another few of sub-par puns spread over these pages won't do you much good. Silence is a virtue.
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.
I meant tape as in duct tape and etc , I'm sure you can guess what its uses would be.