A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
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Quote from: RageBeoulve on September 30, 2010, 08:13:29 AMQuote from: Pikajedi3 on September 30, 2010, 08:11:38 AMQuote from: RageBeoulve on September 30, 2010, 08:09:24 AMI can dominate but I don't like choking the piss out of someone or anything. D/s doesn't have to involve choking at any point - nor does it necessarily have to involve piss.Some like it though, and I didn't mean literally piss, man. I know, I was being humorous (inb4 LOLDON'TEXPLAINTHEJOKE)D/s is often different for each person - what one person may enjoy may be a hard limit for another.
Quote from: Pikajedi3 on September 30, 2010, 08:11:38 AMQuote from: RageBeoulve on September 30, 2010, 08:09:24 AMI can dominate but I don't like choking the piss out of someone or anything. D/s doesn't have to involve choking at any point - nor does it necessarily have to involve piss.Some like it though, and I didn't mean literally piss, man.
Quote from: RageBeoulve on September 30, 2010, 08:09:24 AMI can dominate but I don't like choking the piss out of someone or anything. D/s doesn't have to involve choking at any point - nor does it necessarily have to involve piss.
I can dominate but I don't like choking the piss out of someone or anything.
Quote from: Pikajedi3 on September 30, 2010, 08:14:53 AMQuote from: RageBeoulve on September 30, 2010, 08:13:29 AMQuote from: Pikajedi3 on September 30, 2010, 08:11:38 AMQuote from: RageBeoulve on September 30, 2010, 08:09:24 AMI can dominate but I don't like choking the piss out of someone or anything. D/s doesn't have to involve choking at any point - nor does it necessarily have to involve piss.Some like it though, and I didn't mean literally piss, man. I know, I was being humorous (inb4 LOLDON'TEXPLAINTHEJOKE)D/s is often different for each person - what one person may enjoy may be a hard limit for another.THATS THE JOKE.
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.
Quote from: RageBeoulve on September 30, 2010, 08:20:08 AMQuote from: Pikajedi3 on September 30, 2010, 08:14:53 AMQuote from: RageBeoulve on September 30, 2010, 08:13:29 AMQuote from: Pikajedi3 on September 30, 2010, 08:11:38 AMQuote from: RageBeoulve on September 30, 2010, 08:09:24 AMI can dominate but I don't like choking the piss out of someone or anything. D/s doesn't have to involve choking at any point - nor does it necessarily have to involve piss.Some like it though, and I didn't mean literally piss, man. I know, I was being humorous (inb4 LOLDON'TEXPLAINTHEJOKE)D/s is often different for each person - what one person may enjoy may be a hard limit for another.THATS THE JOKE.Your humor was too SUBtle.
I'll just diagnose myself as Goddess of the Universe and have done with it. Hell with autism!
nice is just something written on biscuits.
Quote from: PMS Elle on September 30, 2010, 05:09:10 PMQuote from: RageBeoulve on September 30, 2010, 08:20:08 AMQuote from: Pikajedi3 on September 30, 2010, 08:14:53 AMQuote from: RageBeoulve on September 30, 2010, 08:13:29 AMQuote from: Pikajedi3 on September 30, 2010, 08:11:38 AMQuote from: RageBeoulve on September 30, 2010, 08:09:24 AMI can dominate but I don't like choking the piss out of someone or anything. D/s doesn't have to involve choking at any point - nor does it necessarily have to involve piss.Some like it though, and I didn't mean literally piss, man. I know, I was being humorous (inb4 LOLDON'TEXPLAINTHEJOKE)D/s is often different for each person - what one person may enjoy may be a hard limit for another.THATS THE JOKE.Your humor was too SUBtle.That was so bad its good. :lol:
I don't suppose we could see this as a tie?
Quote from: Squid_thing on September 30, 2010, 05:48:22 PMQuote from: PMS Elle on September 30, 2010, 05:09:10 PMQuote from: RageBeoulve on September 30, 2010, 08:20:08 AMQuote from: Pikajedi3 on September 30, 2010, 08:14:53 AMQuote from: RageBeoulve on September 30, 2010, 08:13:29 AMQuote from: Pikajedi3 on September 30, 2010, 08:11:38 AMQuote from: RageBeoulve on September 30, 2010, 08:09:24 AMI can dominate but I don't like choking the piss out of someone or anything. D/s doesn't have to involve choking at any point - nor does it necessarily have to involve piss.Some like it though, and I didn't mean literally piss, man. I know, I was being humorous (inb4 LOLDON'TEXPLAINTHEJOKE)D/s is often different for each person - what one person may enjoy may be a hard limit for another.THATS THE JOKE.Your humor was too SUBtle.That was so bad its good. :lol:Masochist.Quote from: odeon on October 01, 2010, 12:35:55 AMI don't suppose we could see this as a tie? I wasn't trying to compete. My comment was merely meant as a little gag.(Should've known it was bound to get competitive thugh.)
If you were given $1 million dollars in hard cash. (Lottery win, long long rich relative inheritance, bank error whatever) what would you do with it.I am thinking you would give it all to help the homeless. Have I got you pegged right? :lol:
Quote from: PMS Elle on October 01, 2010, 04:44:23 AMQuote from: Squid_thing on September 30, 2010, 05:48:22 PMQuote from: PMS Elle on September 30, 2010, 05:09:10 PMQuote from: RageBeoulve on September 30, 2010, 08:20:08 AMQuote from: Pikajedi3 on September 30, 2010, 08:14:53 AMQuote from: RageBeoulve on September 30, 2010, 08:13:29 AMQuote from: Pikajedi3 on September 30, 2010, 08:11:38 AMQuote from: RageBeoulve on September 30, 2010, 08:09:24 AMI can dominate but I don't like choking the piss out of someone or anything. D/s doesn't have to involve choking at any point - nor does it necessarily have to involve piss.Some like it though, and I didn't mean literally piss, man. I know, I was being humorous (inb4 LOLDON'TEXPLAINTHEJOKE)D/s is often different for each person - what one person may enjoy may be a hard limit for another.THATS THE JOKE.Your humor was too SUBtle.That was so bad its good. :lol:Masochist.Quote from: odeon on October 01, 2010, 12:35:55 AMI don't suppose we could see this as a tie? I wasn't trying to compete. My comment was merely meant as a little gag.(Should've known it was bound to get competitive thugh.)Knot the way I see it. All it takes is discipline.
Quote from: Sir_Les_Patterson on October 01, 2010, 07:11:38 AMIf you were given $1 million dollars in hard cash. (Lottery win, long long rich relative inheritance, bank error whatever) what would you do with it.I am thinking you would give it all to help the homeless. Have I got you pegged right? :lol:Lol no you have got me so so wrong Sir Les