Since I can't make my own threads anymore, I'm gonna post my views on Sweden here.
I'm not having an inferiority-complex towards Sweden when I say this, It's facts;
Swedish is a much softer language than Norwegian; "svEn", "Schøn", "Schalv" etc.
Norway; "FAEN!!!" "HEEEEELVETE!!!"
Sweden; "fææn!", helvete
It's usually the Norwegian who wins, he is often one or two steps ahead of the Swede.
Sweden also has a pussy of a culture called "adelen", where the upper-class drinks soft wine instead of a "masculine" Norwegian who goes at "helgefyll"; "Getting drunk, getting laid, getting beat up".
The Swedes did nothing during WW2 while the Norwegians stopped Hitler from achieving what he tried to achieve; Getting "heavy water", an important ingredient to making atomic bombs.
EDIT; "TOURISTS, YOU WANT TO SEE A REALLY MASCULINE LANGUAGE, SWEARING, DRINKING, COMBAT ETC. CULTURE? Check the country next to Sweden, a little bit to the left, yes, that one".
Sweden may have been founded first, but I can never imagine Sweden being any form can be Norway's big brother.
I'm not stupid for saying this, I say it as it is.
(PS, how can Norwegians be "retarded Swedes" when they stopped fucking Hitler from achieving what he wanted to achieve?)