A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
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Quote from: RageBeoulve on July 11, 2009, 10:58:26 PMQuote from: DieMenschMaschine on July 11, 2009, 09:08:15 PMQuote from: God Almighty on July 11, 2009, 08:05:10 PMQuote from: RageBeoulve on July 11, 2009, 07:42:50 PMQuote from: God Almighty on July 11, 2009, 07:32:24 PMQuote from: RageBeoulve on July 11, 2009, 05:57:18 PMQuote from: ANTON_UBER_ALLES on July 11, 2009, 05:05:52 PMQuote from: RageBeoulve on July 11, 2009, 12:38:35 PMRiiiiiight. <----------Thats your ass, Bitch. Dude i'd suggest you use your 1337 hacking skills to find out where I live and come try to rape me. I'd kick your ass easily. As a matter of fact, if you're willing to travel for that crap, I could just give you my address. Seems I've heard that before, AJ. How about thinking up something original next time. Oh, I forgot - they don't let you think in the army.Apparently AJ here got thrown out of the navy. Why? Cos he wouldn't take his turn in the barrel.Whats with this AJ stuff? Also I thought that was smooth of you to anon lurk on here till I log off then try and attack my posts.BRAVE. No, what's brave AJ is you trying to pass yourself off as mature picking fights on a pissy internet forum with people you claim are too old and fat. Honorable discharge indeed, you probably got a fucking section 8. Hell, you probably saw more of the inside of the brig than the parade ground...Oh, and if you must know, AJ means Army Jerk. Jarhead in your fucked up lingo.Better watch out, he's gonna call you a faggot and threaten to beat you up online People join the army because either their stupid or black. Pick which one you think Ragebeoulve isYour racism is original.Mommy I cry when someone isn't PC and think they're racist. Mommy! Then I go on to call someone a faggot on a forum and think I'm a bad motherfucker. I even like to write on forum about how I'm gonna beat people up online. I'm very tough.A large percentage of the army is black. My statement wasn't racist. Nevertheless, you cry for mommy.
Quote from: DieMenschMaschine on July 11, 2009, 09:08:15 PMQuote from: God Almighty on July 11, 2009, 08:05:10 PMQuote from: RageBeoulve on July 11, 2009, 07:42:50 PMQuote from: God Almighty on July 11, 2009, 07:32:24 PMQuote from: RageBeoulve on July 11, 2009, 05:57:18 PMQuote from: ANTON_UBER_ALLES on July 11, 2009, 05:05:52 PMQuote from: RageBeoulve on July 11, 2009, 12:38:35 PMRiiiiiight. <----------Thats your ass, Bitch. Dude i'd suggest you use your 1337 hacking skills to find out where I live and come try to rape me. I'd kick your ass easily. As a matter of fact, if you're willing to travel for that crap, I could just give you my address. Seems I've heard that before, AJ. How about thinking up something original next time. Oh, I forgot - they don't let you think in the army.Apparently AJ here got thrown out of the navy. Why? Cos he wouldn't take his turn in the barrel.Whats with this AJ stuff? Also I thought that was smooth of you to anon lurk on here till I log off then try and attack my posts.BRAVE. No, what's brave AJ is you trying to pass yourself off as mature picking fights on a pissy internet forum with people you claim are too old and fat. Honorable discharge indeed, you probably got a fucking section 8. Hell, you probably saw more of the inside of the brig than the parade ground...Oh, and if you must know, AJ means Army Jerk. Jarhead in your fucked up lingo.Better watch out, he's gonna call you a faggot and threaten to beat you up online People join the army because either their stupid or black. Pick which one you think Ragebeoulve isYour racism is original.
Quote from: God Almighty on July 11, 2009, 08:05:10 PMQuote from: RageBeoulve on July 11, 2009, 07:42:50 PMQuote from: God Almighty on July 11, 2009, 07:32:24 PMQuote from: RageBeoulve on July 11, 2009, 05:57:18 PMQuote from: ANTON_UBER_ALLES on July 11, 2009, 05:05:52 PMQuote from: RageBeoulve on July 11, 2009, 12:38:35 PMRiiiiiight. <----------Thats your ass, Bitch. Dude i'd suggest you use your 1337 hacking skills to find out where I live and come try to rape me. I'd kick your ass easily. As a matter of fact, if you're willing to travel for that crap, I could just give you my address. Seems I've heard that before, AJ. How about thinking up something original next time. Oh, I forgot - they don't let you think in the army.Apparently AJ here got thrown out of the navy. Why? Cos he wouldn't take his turn in the barrel.Whats with this AJ stuff? Also I thought that was smooth of you to anon lurk on here till I log off then try and attack my posts.BRAVE. No, what's brave AJ is you trying to pass yourself off as mature picking fights on a pissy internet forum with people you claim are too old and fat. Honorable discharge indeed, you probably got a fucking section 8. Hell, you probably saw more of the inside of the brig than the parade ground...Oh, and if you must know, AJ means Army Jerk. Jarhead in your fucked up lingo.Better watch out, he's gonna call you a faggot and threaten to beat you up online People join the army because either their stupid or black. Pick which one you think Ragebeoulve is
Quote from: RageBeoulve on July 11, 2009, 07:42:50 PMQuote from: God Almighty on July 11, 2009, 07:32:24 PMQuote from: RageBeoulve on July 11, 2009, 05:57:18 PMQuote from: ANTON_UBER_ALLES on July 11, 2009, 05:05:52 PMQuote from: RageBeoulve on July 11, 2009, 12:38:35 PMRiiiiiight. <----------Thats your ass, Bitch. Dude i'd suggest you use your 1337 hacking skills to find out where I live and come try to rape me. I'd kick your ass easily. As a matter of fact, if you're willing to travel for that crap, I could just give you my address. Seems I've heard that before, AJ. How about thinking up something original next time. Oh, I forgot - they don't let you think in the army.Apparently AJ here got thrown out of the navy. Why? Cos he wouldn't take his turn in the barrel.Whats with this AJ stuff? Also I thought that was smooth of you to anon lurk on here till I log off then try and attack my posts.BRAVE. No, what's brave AJ is you trying to pass yourself off as mature picking fights on a pissy internet forum with people you claim are too old and fat. Honorable discharge indeed, you probably got a fucking section 8. Hell, you probably saw more of the inside of the brig than the parade ground...Oh, and if you must know, AJ means Army Jerk. Jarhead in your fucked up lingo.
Quote from: God Almighty on July 11, 2009, 07:32:24 PMQuote from: RageBeoulve on July 11, 2009, 05:57:18 PMQuote from: ANTON_UBER_ALLES on July 11, 2009, 05:05:52 PMQuote from: RageBeoulve on July 11, 2009, 12:38:35 PMRiiiiiight. <----------Thats your ass, Bitch. Dude i'd suggest you use your 1337 hacking skills to find out where I live and come try to rape me. I'd kick your ass easily. As a matter of fact, if you're willing to travel for that crap, I could just give you my address. Seems I've heard that before, AJ. How about thinking up something original next time. Oh, I forgot - they don't let you think in the army.Apparently AJ here got thrown out of the navy. Why? Cos he wouldn't take his turn in the barrel.Whats with this AJ stuff? Also I thought that was smooth of you to anon lurk on here till I log off then try and attack my posts.BRAVE.
Quote from: RageBeoulve on July 11, 2009, 05:57:18 PMQuote from: ANTON_UBER_ALLES on July 11, 2009, 05:05:52 PMQuote from: RageBeoulve on July 11, 2009, 12:38:35 PMRiiiiiight. <----------Thats your ass, Bitch. Dude i'd suggest you use your 1337 hacking skills to find out where I live and come try to rape me. I'd kick your ass easily. As a matter of fact, if you're willing to travel for that crap, I could just give you my address. Seems I've heard that before, AJ. How about thinking up something original next time. Oh, I forgot - they don't let you think in the army.Apparently AJ here got thrown out of the navy. Why? Cos he wouldn't take his turn in the barrel.
Quote from: ANTON_UBER_ALLES on July 11, 2009, 05:05:52 PMQuote from: RageBeoulve on July 11, 2009, 12:38:35 PMRiiiiiight. <----------Thats your ass, Bitch. Dude i'd suggest you use your 1337 hacking skills to find out where I live and come try to rape me. I'd kick your ass easily. As a matter of fact, if you're willing to travel for that crap, I could just give you my address.
Quote from: RageBeoulve on July 11, 2009, 12:38:35 PMRiiiiiight. <----------Thats your ass, Bitch.
Riiiiiight.
Quote from: DieMenschMaschine on July 12, 2009, 12:35:50 AMQuote from: RageBeoulve on July 11, 2009, 10:58:26 PMQuote from: DieMenschMaschine on July 11, 2009, 09:08:15 PMQuote from: God Almighty on July 11, 2009, 08:05:10 PMQuote from: RageBeoulve on July 11, 2009, 07:42:50 PMQuote from: God Almighty on July 11, 2009, 07:32:24 PMQuote from: RageBeoulve on July 11, 2009, 05:57:18 PMQuote from: ANTON_UBER_ALLES on July 11, 2009, 05:05:52 PMQuote from: RageBeoulve on July 11, 2009, 12:38:35 PMRiiiiiight. <----------Thats your ass, Bitch. Dude i'd suggest you use your 1337 hacking skills to find out where I live and come try to rape me. I'd kick your ass easily. As a matter of fact, if you're willing to travel for that crap, I could just give you my address. Seems I've heard that before, AJ. How about thinking up something original next time. Oh, I forgot - they don't let you think in the army.Apparently AJ here got thrown out of the navy. Why? Cos he wouldn't take his turn in the barrel.Whats with this AJ stuff? Also I thought that was smooth of you to anon lurk on here till I log off then try and attack my posts.BRAVE. No, what's brave AJ is you trying to pass yourself off as mature picking fights on a pissy internet forum with people you claim are too old and fat. Honorable discharge indeed, you probably got a fucking section 8. Hell, you probably saw more of the inside of the brig than the parade ground...Oh, and if you must know, AJ means Army Jerk. Jarhead in your fucked up lingo.Better watch out, he's gonna call you a faggot and threaten to beat you up online People join the army because either their stupid or black. Pick which one you think Ragebeoulve isYour racism is original.Mommy I cry when someone isn't PC and think they're racist. Mommy! Then I go on to call someone a faggot on a forum and think I'm a bad motherfucker. I even like to write on forum about how I'm gonna beat people up online. I'm very tough.A large percentage of the army is black. My statement wasn't racist. Nevertheless, you cry for mommy.Apparently the only thing he tried out for at school was ROTC, and they even thought he wasn't disciplined enough.Yeah, well at school we used to beat the shit out of all the AJ kids because they all pretended to be tough smartarses. Problem was, they were just smartarses. No TOUGH about it.
Quote from: God Almighty on July 12, 2009, 01:45:30 AMQuote from: DieMenschMaschine on July 12, 2009, 12:35:50 AMQuote from: RageBeoulve on July 11, 2009, 10:58:26 PMQuote from: DieMenschMaschine on July 11, 2009, 09:08:15 PMQuote from: God Almighty on July 11, 2009, 08:05:10 PMQuote from: RageBeoulve on July 11, 2009, 07:42:50 PMQuote from: God Almighty on July 11, 2009, 07:32:24 PMQuote from: RageBeoulve on July 11, 2009, 05:57:18 PMQuote from: ANTON_UBER_ALLES on July 11, 2009, 05:05:52 PMQuote from: RageBeoulve on July 11, 2009, 12:38:35 PMRiiiiiight. <----------Thats your ass, Bitch. Dude i'd suggest you use your 1337 hacking skills to find out where I live and come try to rape me. I'd kick your ass easily. As a matter of fact, if you're willing to travel for that crap, I could just give you my address. Seems I've heard that before, AJ. How about thinking up something original next time. Oh, I forgot - they don't let you think in the army.Apparently AJ here got thrown out of the navy. Why? Cos he wouldn't take his turn in the barrel.Whats with this AJ stuff? Also I thought that was smooth of you to anon lurk on here till I log off then try and attack my posts.BRAVE. No, what's brave AJ is you trying to pass yourself off as mature picking fights on a pissy internet forum with people you claim are too old and fat. Honorable discharge indeed, you probably got a fucking section 8. Hell, you probably saw more of the inside of the brig than the parade ground...Oh, and if you must know, AJ means Army Jerk. Jarhead in your fucked up lingo.Better watch out, he's gonna call you a faggot and threaten to beat you up online People join the army because either their stupid or black. Pick which one you think Ragebeoulve isYour racism is original.Mommy I cry when someone isn't PC and think they're racist. Mommy! Then I go on to call someone a faggot on a forum and think I'm a bad motherfucker. I even like to write on forum about how I'm gonna beat people up online. I'm very tough.A large percentage of the army is black. My statement wasn't racist. Nevertheless, you cry for mommy.Apparently the only thing he tried out for at school was ROTC, and they even thought he wasn't disciplined enough.Yeah, well at school we used to beat the shit out of all the AJ kids because they all pretended to be tough smartarses. Problem was, they were just smartarses. No TOUGH about it.
I was trying to dig up a good example of how to defend yourself verbally, and found this. I'm gonna use it because it makes my attackers look silly. Sorry TCO, but i'm sure you'll understand. You're a changed man now anyway.
Quote from: RageBeoulve on September 29, 2010, 07:34:43 AMI was trying to dig up a good example of how to defend yourself verbally, and found this. I'm gonna use it because it makes my attackers look silly. Sorry TCO, but i'm sure you'll understand. You're a changed man now anyway.No problem. Meltdowns do that. Learned to deal with them now.
Which has an STD.
