I believe very strongly, for multiple reasons, that "illegal" drugs shoud be legalized (and taxed and regulated). Having said that, I don't do them and am a teetotaller, which means the value system in my life is adjusted from the norm as follows:
1. sex
2. rock n roll
3. ...more sex
Additionally, I do hope that my going against the injuctions in your original post against not treating this topic with the utmost seriousness does not cause you undue distress. Another of my beliefs is that it's fun to be irritating but not fun to actually be cruel.